CloutAtlas

@CloutAtlas@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who stole all the pies? Michelin-starred chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Headlines from a Stavros Halkias X PAYDAY: The Heist crossover promotion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump picks vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy as health secretary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a win for brain worms in every still body of water in the US.

  1. Parasite finds host, alters host behaviour

  2. Host seeks positions of power and influence urging other potential hosts to embrace risky behaviours to the benefit of brain worms

  3. Host successfully gains power <-You are here

  4. Host mandates stale pond water for all citizens

  Flawless brain worm victory.