MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 3 days ago:
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 4 days ago:
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- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 1 week ago:
If they’re in series the pressure will increase, if they’re in parallel the flow would increase. Just have a pacemaker organ connected to both to time the pumps. You could reduce blood pressure but increase the amount of blood flowing, therefore less wear and tear on the hearts, arteries, organs, etc.
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 1 week ago:
- Comment on Is their any evolutionary benefit to the sneezing reflex when looking at a bright light source, or is it just an evolutionary glitch with no purpose? 1 week ago:
No! I will burn out my retina and there’s nothing you and big sunglass can do to convince me otherwise!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
When you’re prairie dogging it but there’s no bathroom around, so you suck it back up.
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 1 week ago:
Full metal jacket is a fantastic movie, but not really an example of inclusivity. A later line goes:
“Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no, sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir, no, sir!
I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!”
- Comment on Om nom nom 1 week ago:
You know what millipedes taste like?
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 1 week ago:
Wenk wenk wenk!
- Comment on me an ineffectual: crustacean 1 week ago:
CRAB
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 weeks ago:
Why, the kneepit of course!
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 weeks ago:
No officer, it’s “hi, how are you?”
- Comment on Plant shaming should be a thing 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 5 weeks ago:
They eat even tinier frogs.
- Comment on Could wastewater plant simply heat up water past 500C to decompose all chemicals and output clean water? 5 weeks ago:
fire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 1 month ago:
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 1 month ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 2 months ago:
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 2 months ago:
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
- Comment on American and British English spelling and pronunciations 2 months ago:
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!
- Comment on Do spiders poop ? 2 months ago:
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
- Comment on Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me? 3 months ago:
Nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on Meow 3 months ago:
Source?
- Comment on nature is fucking narly 3 months ago:
I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!
- Comment on nuked from orbit 3 months ago:
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 3 months ago:
At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 3 months ago:
Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game. NPC?
I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?
