MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on hell yea, brother 2 weeks ago:
Evolution: hold my beer.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 4 weeks ago:
Thanks, it looked weird to me, but that makes sense if it’s not clay lol.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 4 weeks ago:
Why does that clay look …suspicious?
- Comment on Fabulous through the ages 4 weeks ago:
More like Humposaurus.
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 4 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, the machine only gives you the reverse of what you type into it.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 4 weeks ago:
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 5 weeks ago:
If they’re in series the pressure will increase, if they’re in parallel the flow would increase. Just have a pacemaker organ connected to both to time the pumps. You could reduce blood pressure but increase the amount of blood flowing, therefore less wear and tear on the hearts, arteries, organs, etc.
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is their any evolutionary benefit to the sneezing reflex when looking at a bright light source, or is it just an evolutionary glitch with no purpose? 5 weeks ago:
No! I will burn out my retina and there’s nothing you and big sunglass can do to convince me otherwise!
- Comment on Caption this. 5 weeks ago:
When you’re prairie dogging it but there’s no bathroom around, so you suck it back up.
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 5 weeks ago:
Full metal jacket is a fantastic movie, but not really an example of inclusivity. A later line goes:
“Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no, sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir, no, sir!
I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!”
- Comment on Om nom nom 5 weeks ago:
You know what millipedes taste like?
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 5 weeks ago:
Wenk wenk wenk!
- Comment on me an ineffectual: crustacean 5 weeks ago:
CRAB
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 month ago:
Why, the kneepit of course!
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 month ago:
No officer, it’s “hi, how are you?”
- Comment on Plant shaming should be a thing 1 month ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 2 months ago:
They eat even tinier frogs.
- Comment on Could wastewater plant simply heat up water past 500C to decompose all chemicals and output clean water? 2 months ago:
fire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 2 months ago:
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 2 months ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 months ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 2 months ago:
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 3 months ago:
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
- Comment on American and British English spelling and pronunciations 3 months ago:
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!
- Comment on Do spiders poop ? 3 months ago:
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
- Comment on Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me? 4 months ago:
Nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on Meow 4 months ago:
Source?
