MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on 15 hours ago:
Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?
- Comment on snail lyfe 20 hours ago:
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 day ago:
- Comment on How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue? 2 days ago:
On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?
- Comment on Helpful guide 3 days ago:
Oh right, Ted.
- Comment on make like a tree ii 1 week ago:
Any port in a storm.
- Comment on it's that time 1 week ago:
Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!
- Comment on wax on 2 weeks ago:
I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 2 weeks ago:
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
- Comment on OSHA says 3 weeks ago:
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.
- Comment on Remember: You are loved. 3 weeks ago:
Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 3 weeks ago:
Born in an inescapable coffin.
Ah, so real life then.
- Comment on moonshine 4 weeks ago:
You know what? I’m leaving it.
- Comment on moonshine 4 weeks ago:
That’s what happens when you meme before tea.
- Comment on moonshine 4 weeks ago:
You could say it
takes sunglasses off
Rocks
- Comment on Is it possible to survive by eating only through your ass? (Serious.) 4 weeks ago:
You shouldn’t make fun of a serious medical condition.
- Comment on moonshine 4 weeks ago:
Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.
- Comment on Somebody call a doctor! 5 weeks ago:
What am I, a toastologist?
- Comment on Somebody call a doctor! 5 weeks ago:
I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 5 weeks ago:
Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Lord: No, do you?
Officers: grumbles you’re free to go.
Carriage pulls away
Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.
- Comment on to hell I say 5 weeks ago:
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
- Comment on Know your place 5 weeks ago:
I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.
- Comment on Ditto 1 month ago:
I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.
- Comment on “It’s Wednesday, my dudes.” 1 month ago:
Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?
- Comment on The universe thinks you're gay. 1 month ago:
The universe knows I’m Fabulous!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.
- Comment on pleistocene-lookin ass rhino 1 month ago:
What’s an ass-rhino?