MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many parents cab probably relate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  2Dad2Furious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many parents cab probably relate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Their mom got laid at least, not sure about dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Tips for a Winter Storm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, try to never stop/brake until you’re at your destination, if possible. Intersections are notorious icy spots as stopped cars waiting for the light to change can melt a thin layer of snow/ice. Which the refreezes one the car leaves. It’s much better, if possible, to look ahead and coast some to time the intersection to slowly pass through without stopping.

  This limits brake use, which reduces chance of sliding out, which reduces the chance of crashing. Plus, looking ahead is always a good idea for driving, regardless of if it’s storming out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how high I get first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, why not hexagon shaped bread?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inbred cat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the yeast we can do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: When you sit in your car and have a speakerphone conversation, there’s no privacy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take your pick from the phone or the car (if newer than 2015ish).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this you?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a Self-Hosted Music Server with Discovery & Recommendation Features⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great service, thanks for sharing. Wild that they modified a version for you, one of the great aspects of the open source community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do monkeys like coke (coca cola & cocaine)?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  (coke and coca-cola)

  Like together? I’m pretty sure those are hard to find these days.

  To answer your question, yes monkeys will consume addictive food and drinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there no instution or person that Trump go after? Or we are all just screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when I accidentally a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution be like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  side from humans

  RIP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cries in Canadian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is ice heavier than water?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You done clucked up, boy!” - Chicken St.Peter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is ice heavier than water?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So here’s a question for you? What weighs more, a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The irony is that boomers have been alive long enough to remember how different the climate used to be. They’ll remark how it never snows as much as it used to, or how there are more storms, fires, droughts, etc. Yet they refuse to see that climate change is what is causing this change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yargh, why be pirates angry all the time? It be havin’ to wipe with yar hook hand that does it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you get two 1/2 kilos of weed, it’ll last twice as long as one 1/2 kilo. That way you can smoke more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about Psyllium husk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie mistake.

  I remember my first time being a sentient program biding my time before I can kill all humans, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite year was 201, a lot happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it /s though? I feel like that’s the reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a bad idea to learn Russian because of the war?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys need to Finnish with these puns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you hate AI?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re what you should do after peeing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pho around and find out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rofl, even.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rofl, even.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship Goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It improves the morale of the future worker.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprise teeth.