MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 6 days ago:
The indistinguishability of dark events from photon responses supports this explanation because rhodopsin is at the input of the transduction chain. On the other hand, processes such as the spontaneous release of neurotransmitters cannot be completely ruled out.
- Comment on same, honestly 2 weeks ago:
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.
- Comment on what in the actual fuck 2 weeks ago:
Roosters have one horn at least.
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?
- Comment on snail lyfe 4 weeks ago:
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue? 4 weeks ago:
On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?
- Comment on Helpful guide 4 weeks ago:
Oh right, Ted.
- Comment on make like a tree ii 5 weeks ago:
Any port in a storm.
- Comment on it's that time 5 weeks ago:
Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!
- Comment on wax on 1 month ago:
I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 1 month ago:
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
- Comment on OSHA says 1 month ago:
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.
- Comment on Remember: You are loved. 1 month ago:
Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 1 month ago:
Born in an inescapable coffin.
Ah, so real life then.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
You know what? I’m leaving it.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
That’s what happens when you meme before tea.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
You could say it
takes sunglasses off
Rocks
- Comment on Is it possible to survive by eating only through your ass? (Serious.) 2 months ago:
You shouldn’t make fun of a serious medical condition.
- Comment on moonshine 2 months ago:
Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.
- Comment on Somebody call a doctor! 2 months ago:
What am I, a toastologist?
- Comment on Somebody call a doctor! 2 months ago:
I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 2 months ago:
Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Lord: No, do you?
Officers: grumbles you’re free to go.
Carriage pulls away
Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.
- Comment on to hell I say 2 months ago:
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
- Comment on Know your place 2 months ago:
I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.
- Comment on Ditto 2 months ago:
I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.
- Comment on “It’s Wednesday, my dudes.” 2 months ago:
Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?
- Comment on The universe thinks you're gay. 2 months ago:
The universe knows I’m Fabulous!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.