MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what? I’m leaving it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you meme before tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say it

  takes sunglasses off

  Rocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to survive by eating only through your ass? (Serious.)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  You shouldn’t make fun of a serious medical condition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I, a toastologist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

  Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

  Lord: No, do you?

  Officers: grumbles you’re free to go.

  Carriage pulls away

  Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s Wednesday, my dudes.”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The universe thinks you're gay.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The universe knows I’m Fabulous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pleistocene-lookin ass rhino⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an ass-rhino?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨here there be lions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve gone too far!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Biogeography of Lions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Biogeography of Lions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the question marks for Italy, France, and Spain. Here there be dragons lions. Over there? Fuck knows if they had lions or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨𝘕𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘖𝘜𝘚⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t remember reading this animorph book as a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0°mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bullshit you have to pay for what should have been a free update. Greedy devs at it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Side effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big, if true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Side effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And pass up a free meal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1d4 bludgeoning with 1d6 poison on a crit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll remember that the next time I need to pickup a platypus!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Touchy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop! I can only get so erect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clamish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the black speak it roughly translate to:

  Oooooooooohhhh…

  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  SpongeBob SquarePants!

  Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.

  SpongeBob SquarePants!

  If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.

  SpongeBob SquarePants!

  Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

  SpongeBob SquarePants!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Snake?!

  Snaaaaaake!!!