MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They eat even tinier frogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could wastewater plant simply heat up water past 500C to decompose all chemicals and output clean water?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fire’s always cool in my book.

  I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you pronounce "centaur" and why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American and British English spelling and pronunciations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do spiders poop ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First spider with sticky poop:

  Oh god it’s everywhere!

  Hey wait a minute…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing gayer than a vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nature is fucking narly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nuked from orbit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game. NPC?

  I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just as God Eru intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can’t pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a true hobbit should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fck yea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The chosen one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have an open backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎵 🎶 🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Much easier to catch a rock, they’re very slow compared to most animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is the actual name of this type of „logic”?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fashion is cyclical⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So I wore an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any pink salmon, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big white ones…

  – Grampa Orca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨little roombas⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They what? I need to threaten more roombas millipedes apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨her favourite colour is blue :)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image - This bird

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just a suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lose cheap chimp labor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dentist the Menace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.