MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 3 days ago:
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 2 weeks ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 3 weeks ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
- Comment on If you could add, remove, or alter one single bodily function, what would it be? 3 weeks ago:
I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 4 weeks ago:
Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.
- Comment on American and British English spelling and pronunciations 4 weeks ago:
Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom? Heathens!
- Comment on Do spiders poop ? 1 month ago:
First spider with sticky poop:
Oh god it’s everywhere!
Hey wait a minute…
- Comment on Can I consider myself bi or should I just say straight if I want to date women but just can’t find any that attract me? 1 month ago:
Nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on Meow 1 month ago:
Source?
- Comment on nature is fucking narly 2 months ago:
I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!
- Comment on nuked from orbit 2 months ago:
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 2 months ago:
At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 2 months ago:
Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game. NPC?
I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Dolphins are considered very intelligent, along with chimps, and they both eat other animals. Hell, dolphins will bite a fish in half and use the head to jerk off with. That’s not to say they can’t feel empathy for other creatures, but can we tell? Have we observed it?
- Comment on Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week? 2 months ago:
Just as
GodEru intended. - Comment on How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off? 2 months ago:
From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can’t pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.
- Comment on Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week? 2 months ago:
Like a true hobbit should be.
- Comment on fck yea 2 months ago:
The chosen one!
- Comment on What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard? 2 months ago:
“I have an open
backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour. - Comment on 🎵 🎶 🎵 2 months ago:
Much easier to catch a rock, they’re very slow compared to most animals.
- Comment on what is the actual name of this type of „logic”? 2 months ago:
Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.
- Comment on Fashion is cyclical 4 months ago:
So I wore an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any pink salmon, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big white ones…
– Grampa Orca
- Comment on little roombas 5 months ago:
They what? I need to threaten more
roombasmillipedes apparently. - Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 5 months ago:
Image - This bird
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 5 months ago:
lose
cheapchimp labor. - Comment on Dentist the Menace 5 months ago:
“Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 months ago:
A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 5 months ago:
I can think of 731 reasons why.
- Comment on Final update on my pineapple plant journey. Time to eat this little guy and replant the top to do it all over again hopefully! 5 months ago:
Ooooooooh!
Who lives in a ᵀᶦⁿʸ pineapple under the sea?
