MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oviraptor’s dying thoughts: “I sure hope millions of years from now some weird looking mammals don’t misinterpret this final act!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are not in a tech field, what got you into self-hosting?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Linux - the gateway drug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe it or not, straight to jail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you do when you're lacking direction in life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find the store though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you receive a high medical bill, don't pay it immediately. Ask for an itemized bill first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  nonprofit hospitals

  Jesus Christ…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not your HONKing pal, buddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fine, I know a goose. They said it’s cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the HONK! did you just say to me?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Greenland: I was in the pool!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly enlarging something that is microscopic doesn’t change much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many parents cab probably relate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2Dad2Furious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many parents cab probably relate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their mom got laid at least, not sure about dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK Tips for a Winter Storm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, try to never stop/brake until you’re at your destination, if possible. Intersections are notorious icy spots as stopped cars waiting for the light to change can melt a thin layer of snow/ice. Which the refreezes one the car leaves. It’s much better, if possible, to look ahead and coast some to time the intersection to slowly pass through without stopping.

  This limits brake use, which reduces chance of sliding out, which reduces the chance of crashing. Plus, looking ahead is always a good idea for driving, regardless of if it’s storming out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how high I get first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are they different shapes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, why not hexagon shaped bread?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inbred cat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the yeast we can do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: When you sit in your car and have a speakerphone conversation, there’s no privacy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take your pick from the phone or the car (if newer than 2015ish).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this you?

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  01001011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a Self-Hosted Music Server with Discovery & Recommendation Features⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great service, thanks for sharing. Wild that they modified a version for you, one of the great aspects of the open source community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do monkeys like coke (coca cola & cocaine)?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (coke and coca-cola)

  Like together? I’m pretty sure those are hard to find these days.

  To answer your question, yes monkeys will consume addictive food and drinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there no instution or person that Trump go after? Or we are all just screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when I accidentally a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution be like...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  side from humans

  RIP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cries in Canadian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is ice heavier than water?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You done clucked up, boy!” - Chicken St.Peter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is ice heavier than water?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So here’s a question for you? What weighs more, a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evidence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The irony is that boomers have been alive long enough to remember how different the climate used to be. They’ll remark how it never snows as much as it used to, or how there are more storms, fires, droughts, etc. Yet they refuse to see that climate change is what is causing this change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yargh, why be pirates angry all the time? It be havin’ to wipe with yar hook hand that does it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you get two 1/2 kilos of weed, it’ll last twice as long as one 1/2 kilo. That way you can smoke more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about Psyllium husk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie mistake.

  I remember my first time being a sentient program biding my time before I can kill all humans, too.