MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Been a long time since I smoked but if I opened the door to my fireplace and tossed in a kilo of pot and just let the smoke fill up the house will everyone in my house get high? 1 week ago:
If you get two 1/2 kilos of weed, it’ll last twice as long as one 1/2 kilo. That way you can smoke more!
- Comment on YSK about Psyllium husk 1 week ago:
Rookie mistake.
I remember my first time being a sentient program biding my time before I can kill all humans, too.
- Comment on How long until we can start shorting years to 2 numbers again? 1 week ago:
My favourite year was 201, a lot happened.
- Comment on Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues? 2 weeks ago:
Is it /s though? I feel like that’s the reason.
- Comment on Is it a bad idea to learn Russian because of the war? 3 weeks ago:
You guys need to Finnish with these puns.
- Comment on Why do you hate AI? 3 weeks ago:
They’re what you should do after peeing.
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, what countries are going to be on which side? 3 weeks ago:
Pho around and find out.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 5 weeks ago:
I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.
- Comment on rofl, even. 5 weeks ago:
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
- Comment on rofl, even. 5 weeks ago:
Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.
- Comment on Relationship Goals 5 weeks ago:
So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 5 weeks ago:
Surprise teeth.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 5 weeks ago:
Holy smokes, it works!
- Comment on geological contingency plan 5 weeks ago:
A wild student loan appears!
MajorMajormajormajor used baseball bat!
It’s not very effective…
MajorMajormajormajor has fainted from the effort.
- Comment on Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes? 1 month ago:
The indistinguishability of dark events from photon responses supports this explanation because rhodopsin is at the input of the transduction chain. On the other hand, processes such as the spontaneous release of neurotransmitters cannot be completely ruled out.
- Comment on same, honestly 1 month ago:
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.
- Comment on what in the actual fuck 1 month ago:
Roosters have one horn at least.
- Comment on Everyone has a phase 2 months ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?
- Comment on snail lyfe 2 months ago:
If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 2 months ago:
- Comment on How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue? 2 months ago:
On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?
- Comment on Helpful guide 2 months ago:
Oh right, Ted.
- Comment on make like a tree ii 2 months ago:
Any port in a storm.
- Comment on it's that time 2 months ago:
Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!
- Comment on wax on 2 months ago:
I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 2 months ago:
That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.
- Comment on OSHA says 2 months ago:
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.
- Comment on Remember: You are loved. 2 months ago:
Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 2 months ago:
Born in an inescapable coffin.
Ah, so real life then.
