MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on 0°mg 1 day ago:
It’s bullshit you have to pay for what should have been a free update. Greedy devs at it again.
- Comment on Side effect 1 day ago:
Big, if true.
- Comment on Side effect 1 day ago:
And pass up a free meal?
- Comment on 🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨 3 days ago:
1d4 bludgeoning with 1d6 poison on a crit.
- Comment on 🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨 3 days ago:
I’ll remember that the next time I need to pickup a platypus!
- Comment on Touchy 1 week ago:
Stop! I can only get so erect.
- Comment on Clamish 1 week ago:
In the black speak it roughly translate to:
Oooooooooohhhh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense, be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Comment on If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras? 1 week ago:
Snake?!
Snaaaaaake!!!
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 week ago:
Bear without penguins and bear with penguins? I’m no bearologist but I don’t think that’s right.
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 week ago:
Arctic actually means land without penguins, and Antarctic means land with penguins.
- Comment on Where is he going, chat? 1 week ago:
A study on the effectiveness of cat paratroopers in modern battles by Hugh Mann.
- Comment on I should call her. 1 week ago:
Here’s a photo of the tardigrade in action:
- Comment on YSK The World’s Most Common Passwords 2 weeks ago:
I’m surrounded by assholes!
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 weeks ago:
Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.
Game over.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 weeks ago:
Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.
NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house
If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?
- Comment on poaceae 5 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Dik Piks 5 weeks ago:
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
- Comment on holee shiet 5 weeks ago:
1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:
“Hold me beer!”
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 5 weeks ago:
Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 5 weeks ago:
How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 5 weeks ago:
Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?
- Comment on hell yea, brother 1 month ago:
Evolution: hold my beer.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 2 months ago:
Thanks, it looked weird to me, but that makes sense if it’s not clay lol.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 2 months ago:
Why does that clay look …suspicious?
- Comment on Fabulous through the ages 2 months ago:
More like Humposaurus.
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 2 months ago:
Unfortunately, the machine only gives you the reverse of what you type into it.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 2 months ago:
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 months ago:
If they’re in series the pressure will increase, if they’re in parallel the flow would increase. Just have a pacemaker organ connected to both to time the pumps. You could reduce blood pressure but increase the amount of blood flowing, therefore less wear and tear on the hearts, arteries, organs, etc.
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 2 months ago:
