MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Fashion is cyclical 5 weeks ago:
So I wore an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an salmon on my head, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any pink salmon, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big white ones…
– Grampa Orca
- Comment on little roombas 5 weeks ago:
They what? I need to threaten more
roombasmillipedes apparently. - Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 5 weeks ago:
Image - This bird
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 1 month ago:
lose
cheapchimp labor. - Comment on Dentist the Menace 1 month ago:
“Hurry up, I got a hot date with early death!” - Person getting tooth extracted.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 1 month ago:
A useful skill to learn in case you need assistance.
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 1 month ago:
I can think of 731 reasons why.
- Comment on Final update on my pineapple plant journey. Time to eat this little guy and replant the top to do it all over again hopefully! 1 month ago:
Ooooooooh!
Who lives in a ᵀᶦⁿʸ pineapple under the sea?
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 2 months ago:
I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.
- Comment on Has Dr. Strange ever given a diagnosis mid fight? 2 months ago:
That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.
- Comment on bitey 2 months ago:
I’m no BiteForceologist but I was assume they compare muscle size, muscle attachment points, and mechanical advantage of extant creatures and then apply that data to fossils. So not 100% accurate, but not just guessing randomly.
- Comment on inflated balls 2 months ago:
- Comment on Deep fried 2 months ago:
“Oh laws, he coming.” - some birb, probably.
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 2 months ago:
Wow, that is fun!
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 2 months ago:
Ahh! Don’t let the secret of time travel get out!
- Comment on We lost Keanu 3 months ago:
He’s really good at sparing no expense, though.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 3 months ago:
I don’t walk on all fours usually.
- Comment on Since cats don't pant like dogs how do they release trapped heat? 3 months ago:
Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?
- Comment on Platypuses 3 months ago:
What the hell?
- Comment on ocean depth 3 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Thoracic Aortic Aneurysm 3 months ago:
They be putting Saddam Hussein in everything these days!
- Comment on For the Lizadies out there! 3 months ago:
Life, uh, finds a way.
- Comment on Could President Biden fully legalize cannabis before he leaves office? 5 months ago:
Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!
- Comment on Could President Biden fully legalize cannabis before he leaves office? 5 months ago:
You’ve been pardoned
puts sunglasses on
From your life!
- Comment on If you had a drain that you knew was clogged only with hair, could you unclog the drain only using Nair? 5 months ago:
Ignorance is bliss, my friend.
- Comment on If everyone is fired by AI, who's going to buy the products and services made by the companies if no one has money anymore? 5 months ago:
Where’s the fucking money Lebowski!
- Comment on Where does plaque come from? 5 months ago:
Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.
It’s a tough world out there, got to pay those bills somehow.
- Comment on Absolutely diabolical 6 months ago:
Laughs in Ringo Starr
- Comment on Choose your Fighter 6 months ago:
One of us! One of us!
- Comment on we love those power laws 8 months ago:
If only I had some sort of mechanical machine that would lob this 300 kg nuclear bomb 90 m away at my enemy. One day science will catch up to man’s dreams, one day…
