MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨snail lyfe⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh right, Ted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨make like a tree ii⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any port in a storm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's that time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Purrfect Diagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OSHA says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And OSHA said

  Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember: You are loved.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Born in an inescapable coffin.

  Ah, so real life then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what? I’m leaving it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you meme before tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say it

  takes sunglasses off

  Rocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to survive by eating only through your ass? (Serious.)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  You shouldn’t make fun of a serious medical condition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moonshine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I, a toastologist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebody call a doctor!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

  Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

  Lord: No, do you?

  Officers: grumbles you’re free to go.

  Carriage pulls away

  Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to drink tea and create future independence days, and I’m all out of tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is Diglett’s older sibling, Digcinqo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It’s Wednesday, my dudes.”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you just have this image locked and loaded in case someone asked that question?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The universe thinks you're gay.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The universe knows I’m Fabulous!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a reference to this character from Catch-22. Unless this is my turn to be wooshed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever realize that a guy is the flaired base to his penis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You IT people sure are a contentious bunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pleistocene-lookin ass rhino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s an ass-rhino?