MajorMajormajormajor
@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
- Comment on poaceae 2 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 weeks ago:
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
- Comment on holee shiet 2 weeks ago:
1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:
“Hold me beer!”
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 2 weeks ago:
Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 2 weeks ago:
How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 2 weeks ago:
Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?
- Comment on hell yea, brother 5 weeks ago:
Evolution: hold my beer.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 1 month ago:
Thanks, it looked weird to me, but that makes sense if it’s not clay lol.
- Comment on spinosarus let's gooooo 1 month ago:
Why does that clay look …suspicious?
- Comment on Fabulous through the ages 1 month ago:
More like Humposaurus.
- Comment on PLASTICMAXXING 1 month ago:
Unfortunately, the machine only gives you the reverse of what you type into it.
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 1 month ago:
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 1 month ago:
Extra Deleted
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 1 month ago:
If they’re in series the pressure will increase, if they’re in parallel the flow would increase. Just have a pacemaker organ connected to both to time the pumps. You could reduce blood pressure but increase the amount of blood flowing, therefore less wear and tear on the hearts, arteries, organs, etc.
- Comment on Airbuddy 🦛 1 month ago:
- Comment on Is their any evolutionary benefit to the sneezing reflex when looking at a bright light source, or is it just an evolutionary glitch with no purpose? 1 month ago:
No! I will burn out my retina and there’s nothing you and big sunglass can do to convince me otherwise!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
When you’re prairie dogging it but there’s no bathroom around, so you suck it back up.
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 2 months ago:
Full metal jacket is a fantastic movie, but not really an example of inclusivity. A later line goes:
“Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no, sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir, no, sir!
I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!”
- Comment on Om nom nom 2 months ago:
You know what millipedes taste like?
- Comment on MEGA PENGUIN 2 months ago:
Wenk wenk wenk!
- Comment on me an ineffectual: crustacean 2 months ago:
CRAB
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 months ago:
Why, the kneepit of course!
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 2 months ago:
No officer, it’s “hi, how are you?”
- Comment on Plant shaming should be a thing 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Poisonous Frogs with Ants in their Pants 2 months ago:
They eat even tinier frogs.
- Comment on Could wastewater plant simply heat up water past 500C to decompose all chemicals and output clean water? 2 months ago:
fire’s always cool in my book.
I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 2 months ago:
Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 3 months ago:
Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 3 months ago:
Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect hole in his head?
