Micro-miniskirt supremacy💖

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • BrambinagStoneboots@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mmmh. Velour…

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• QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My problem with skirts this short is my balls keep falling out as they have sagged with age

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you have a grandfather cock?

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    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How pendulous

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How else would the glockenspiel ever be invented though? It was a necessary development for science music

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you tried tucking or would that not help?

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A good skirt is like a good presentation. Long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to hold the attention.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s called a Turtle skirt, because it barely covers her snapper.

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• kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not that I’m modest, it’s that I don’t know if I can tuck that flat.

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  • halowpeano@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve always wondered, isn’t that painful?

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    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m still really new to it but it can be painful to get right but it’s really not painful at all once you’re situated right and used to it. Your balls just go up the front of your pelvis kinda behind and to either side of the base of the shaft. And then everything else just gets tucked away. The weirdest part for me was leaning against the counter while doing dishes and realising that my balls were at the front of my pelvis instead of safely down below and it felt very weird (though somehow affirming) to be sensitive in a very different way.

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• unknown@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anyone else see this post and realise they still have ptsd from wearing similar to a club once and sorely regretting it because random drunk men spent the whole night trying to put their hands up your skirt?

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorry you went through that. I don’t understand why it’s hard for men to not touch something they like.

    Is it because I’m (probably) autistic? Like, look these kind of outfits are simply awesome, but touching someone else without invitation just seems so incredibly… Wrong?

    Its something I’ve struggled with understanding my whole life. Just cause you are into a woman doesn’t mean you need to break boundaries to satisfy urges?

    I mean, shit, I remember from a really, really, really, young age: don’t touch others. Did this message not become a core concept? Or do I just pass out before alcohol has that much of an inhibiting effect on me?

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    • Iceblade02@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it because I’m (probably) autistic?

      No, it’s a basic human decency thing. No man I know would (intentionally) touch without invitation (whether verbal or body language) and if someone does they deserve a smacking.

      The most common gray area is tight crowds where some assholes try to get away with groping disguised as “accidents” which is disgusting.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a man I’ve never understood it either. Like, I’m hesitant to even touch a woman on the shoulder to get her attention or something like that.

      But, I’m ADHD and possibly a smidge on the spectrum, and I also realize that being a tall muscular dude is inherently threatening to women who don’t know me.

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wore a black kilt to a club once and had a similar experience.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This was everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)

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  • dulcisima@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. 🙂‍↕️

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.

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• burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m never sure when these posts pop up if someone is just shitposting or if they confuse this with Facebook

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  • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, we are in shitposts… So I’m leaning towards that

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• Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000011115

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Thank you for my favourite giggle of the day.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It wouldn’t, but his old man balls would

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• Rudee@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally just wear a belt at this point 🤷‍♂️

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reject clothing, use magic to conjure censor bars everywhere you go

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wear several belts.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And lots and lots of buckles!

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• genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Coward.

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• Rumo161@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It helps to have free movement while running from the cops

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’d feel weird with my balls dangling in the wind. But OK.

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah… I’d need to drop the hemline 1cm every six months to protect my modesty

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol I don’t know why but this was so funny to me. 2cm a year is an unsustainable pace.

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  • dulcisima@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Real talk: a micro mini skirt + thong/g-string combo provides great airflow for the vagina🙃

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same goes for dick and balls. For me, thong + kilt is ideal.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I WOULD, IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

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  • asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never underestimate the degeneracy of the internet

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  • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I do 🤤

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And yet they would find a way to defend it

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not going to disagree.

  But are there women that enjoy wearing it? Just because others enjoy looking at it isn’t a great reason to.

  Although if you’re on the fence between something like this and literally anything else, I will vote this.

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  • Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’d probably have a bad/uncomfortable time wearing something like that in public, but that’s mostly because of self confidence issues and other people, and has little to do with the skirt itself.

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  • dulcisima@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I enjoy wearing it.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      See TIL.

      I think my ex wife really screwed with my understanding of the world. One of the things she convinced me of was that the “things I like to see on women are only there to attract interest.”

      I’m learning a lot still it turns out.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I disagree but that’s just my taste

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any shorter and it’s just bikini frills. 🎀

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  • dulcisima@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A micro skirted thong. 🤭

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    • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      First image that came to mind when I saw this

      An image of a Battle Cats character, Skirt Cat. It’s a pair of long legs wearing a grey plaid skirt, grey stockings, and dark grey mary janes, with a cartoony cat face at the hip area.

      I’m missing the Sonic collab rn…

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    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not a skirt so much as an ass hat

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s cold as hell.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have multiple anuses?

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This post belongs in true facts.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is sexy AF!!

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• notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?

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  • dulcisima@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends. I mostly wear it with a thong - so yes, butt directly on the chair. Pair it with safety shorts - problem solved.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      can you send a photo of what size safety shirts you’re talking about?

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then I agree. With safety shorts its fine. Without them, I wouldn’t want to sit in a bus. Nor I’d want to sit on your bus seat on a summer day after you did

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Butt”

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ?

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m okay with that.

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• mapletuna@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just in time for autumn!

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  👀

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• Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who found the sheep plushie?

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