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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah because rendering a blurry image of a star is so difficult compared to simulating physics for billions of beings and plants down to the atom.

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    • It_Is1_24PM@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you ever seen those billions rendered at the same time & place? 😁 There is no need to render NPCs you can’t see…

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      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well it still needs to simulate some things of the NPCs you can’t see. Since those still affect things like weather, world economy, politics that will influence what the player character sees and interacts with.

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The part that makes me really laugh is that this mouth breather was replying to Hank Green. Like, Tyson is an overbearing know it all, so I can see people being into trying to “debate” him so that can use his arrogance to justify their dumb beliefs. But Green is a very ground level science communicator who can always bring these kinds of idiotic arguments down to earth and destroy them with plain logic.

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  • jack@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do universal simulationists believe in an anthropocentric simulation? They really gotta go all the way to reinventing a personal god who cultivates all of creation around human experience while remaining invisible and omniscient, but this time it’s a robot they’re inside of.

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    • NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When your all mighty creator is an alien grad student with a spare raspberri Pi to run a 3d universe sim on for extra credit.

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Makes sense they appeal to similar groups and both provide comfort of an unfalsifiable metaphysics instead of having to deal with the discomfort of the unknown and not knowing.

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  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s all good, the simulation has asset culling and LOD settings.

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    • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

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    • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And figured out parallax a long time ago

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know that friend of yours who never did anything after high school and then completely disappeared? That’s right. Asset culling.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Huh, weird, their mom said it was a drug overdose.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No we just get rebooted, in which case the side effects are Mandela effects and those points in history where we are all aware something definitely changed or glitched out overnight.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At some point you just gotta realise you won’t support 2+k consumer graphics & just let it render at less details.

    Who is gonna know? Yes, boobs have always been triangles.

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  • Krono@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like how she tags Neil DeGrasse Tyson as if the funny haha tv scientist podcast man is out there writing budget proposals for CERN or Fermilab

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  • evilcultist@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who’s Neilty Son?

    • Me
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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Son of Neil Ty, duh.

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  • justastranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You joke, but the James Webb DLC is tripping everyone up.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!

    Just download more ram Mr Simulator!

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least it’s a testable hypothesis. That’s way farther than most pseudoscience does.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m currently running Timberborn on a potato. The NPCs don’t perceive their world’s lag: they are part of the world.

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, didn’t you used to have more polygons…

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    • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And it would certainly help explain the state of the world, if the simulation had to divert more and more power to quantum physics and cosmological math, no cpu left for, you know, “people” to be intelligent…

      Mfw we realize we live in a Rick and Morty episode…

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, light pollution from cities cancels it out. The simulation used to need to render a detailed night sky for pretty much everyone on the planet. Now most people just get a dull greyish black.

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    • psoul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

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    • psoul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lmao, this bro thinks the additional volumetric lighting is helping the framerate.

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is something inherent about spending too much time with computers that warps people’s brains into compulsively perceiving everything around them in digital logic.

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  • VibeCoder@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s okay as long as Moore’s Law holds, they can just keep waiting for better computer to compensate

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  • 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent

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  • culpritus@hexbear.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine thinking the Truman Show is an example of cosmological theory crafting.

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We do need a reboot…

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  • esc27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why the James Webb telescope was delayed

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crypto bros stealing all three consumer GPUs :‘’(

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Long before they crash we will lag.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Things already lags if it’s moving near the max speed supported by the engine.

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Of course. But since we are inside the simulation how would we know. Unless some systems lag more than others.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FOV: 0.1 Render Distance: 13b light years

    CPU: 😵‍💫

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    • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heat sink of the NVIDIA graphics card: And I took that personally

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah we’re fine, it doesn’t use processing power until we observe it. Maybe if we set up a bunch of observation posts and intentionally tried to DDOS reality, but I’m sure it has enough resources for our puny science.

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, planck length & planck time are probably the resolution our simulation runs at. And collapsing superposition? Obviously just the “LoD” system only rendering what’s relevant to the users/creators and wasting no resources on unused assets.

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    • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That suggests we can change the superposition collapse distance by changing how much were observing. By measuring the proportion of change as we turn on or off large-scale observation systems, we can calculate how much of the universe is being loaded by other users. We can finally start solving the drake equation!

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The simulation will simply take longer to get to the next state. We wouldn’t be able to tell.

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re assuming RAM is the limitation, with disk checkpoints. What if we run out of disk space?

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      • Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then you start using floppy disks to write all the extraneous data! And swap in the relevant disk when needed!

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is that why we have two Enzos running around?

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    • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’ve been crashing this shit since 2012 and the results have been… interesting so far.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, have you considered that perhaps that’s the point?

    In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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    • DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lmao I remember this quote from Futurama S4E8 Godfellas. I didn’t know they got it from Douglas Adams.

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      • oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        en.wikiquote.org/…/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_…

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the second post in a row where I see Douglas Adams referenced.

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      • SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Time was when you would be in a forum and think “This is the second post in a row where nobody referenced Douglas Adams.”

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    potential states are affected by observation.

    Nothing about running out of resources though.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    neilty son, aww cute name

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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many billions of people have we got? It seems like the universe is very good at scaling.

    And even if it crashes, why would that mean it disappears? If your computer crashes, does it typically stop working forever, or can you fix it?

    For all we know, maybe it already crashes a lot and there is just no way for us to know about it.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If your data is in memory only, crashing will revert to the latest save, which could be forever ago.

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      • Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But you wouldn’t know right?

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What I can appreciate about this is that it requires other people to be just real as yourself in the simulation

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe the frame rate is slowing down already. We’d never know.

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    • OrganicMustard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That happened in Permutation City. The simulation could stop intermittently or go extremely slow and no one inside could notice.

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    • Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can already feel the GPU getting warmer and warmer…

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    • frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wh-A-A-A-t?¿?

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    • SculptusPoe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We wouldn’t even know if He had to turn it off and back on again a couple times.

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      • xylol@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That happens nightly unless a user is still running which causes the next day to run all slow and laggy

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      • perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re gonna need a bigger gpu - Chief Brody

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