PartyAt15thAndSummit

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨plump pumkins⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:
  NSFW

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Brother just got an upgrade. Starting December, Amazon’s Ring cameras will scan and recognize faces. Don’t want to be in their database? Too bad — walk past a Ring and your face can be stored...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “One step closer?” Good one. Total surveillance is already here and has been for a while.
  This Ring fuckery just makes it even more convenient for fascists law enforcement to find you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whatever happened to in-store coffee grinders?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally I understand it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandmas have feelings too, you know!
  … and orgasms. Lots and lots of soaking-wet orgasms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steady⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost exactly what I had when I was hospitalized after a flat fire. My numbers held steady for hours, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s pregnant, cut him some slack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro wake up it's 1997.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WOW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Underrated comment.
  Though I guess ̔andwriting would’ve worked even better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can see the confusion tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  😂😂😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where ‘citizens will be on their best behavior’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, nice shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look up Cagots, then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My GF tried them and said they were tasty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The taste surely beats soy milk. Or so I was told.
  Such a pity, that nature will not let a man produce more than a single gulp each day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the living dead⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For humans, I heard it say to use butyric acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨electrostatic spider flight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Crane flies are a big deal where I live, and especially the ones with reeeeally long legs - longer than anything pictured in the Wikipedia article - just love to come into people’s homes, especially in September.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel a sudden urge to have a water balloon fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is that bird so fucking dirty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am human and I need to be loved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Force is the last refuge of the incompetent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I first read that as “caned.” One day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that rhyme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then how can Americans tell the C shed from the Z shed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to hear that last line as “Is anybody down? The party’s all around!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What was it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1.2 million as of now. So fucking proud to be European.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. Just let it rip.You’ll have to get used to each other’s farts eventually. Might as well get it over with right on the first date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fart kontrol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny, that movie was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down” in English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Soooo… They don’t have any externally visible genitals, do they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deregulation, ain’t it great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget Big Brother. It’s the startups silently watching workers now.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder that any sort of workplace surveillance is outright illegal in some EU countries. It could even be considered a criminal act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My school had an official “smokers’ corner.” Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
  And it was inside the building.