tetris11

@tetris11@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone thinks their condition normal before finding out it's not.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s not normal to wake up in the middle of night with palpatations and existential dread caused by an overload of caffeine/sugar/terrible world, then I don’t know what normal is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad Jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Buffalo bufallo, Bufallo buffallo bufalllo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How streaming changed the way you watch TV⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never know if Pepper Ann made it to school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All kinds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  somehow when I see them in pictures, I feel fine.

  somehow when I see them in person, I nope out of the room, find the biggest glass cup I can find, turn on all the lights to confuse them into settling on a wall somewhere, and then I sneak up on them without casting a shadow.

  You’ll live, motherfucker, but not in my house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are ways to independently make a few bucks on the side?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think as long as you strike a chird with your community, you could easily sell your wares.

  Every saturday morning, setup a table with your latest stuff outside your house, offer free coffee, a chair for you and an extra for a passerby, casually read a book, and smile at people as they walk by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have discovered chat IS cute and so are you <3⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How dare you! You don’t know me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The future is amazing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah I think Activision is vack in vogue now. “This so acti, babe”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If stererypical nerds have profile pics of cute anime girls, have cute anime girls therefore profile pics of steretypical nerds?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *straightens tie*
  “Still got it!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If stererypical nerds have profile pics of cute anime girls, have cute anime girls therefore profile pics of steretypical nerds?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  stererypical, more like stare a RIP ickle, amirite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too wordy a shitpost?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, add in the McNamara Fallacy: make decisions based only on what you see and ignore any unknowns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I said regressives, most of which I’d wager are cishet men.

  That doesn’t count cishet men outside of the regressive group. I hope, otherwise I’d be in trouble with myself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hah that’s true, good point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell it to women first and let them broadcast that they wont date any regressives.

  Im assuming the regressives are mostly young cishet men

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splitting comic books into panel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  isnt this more of an image vision task than a aimple utility task?

  I’d be amazed if each of those panels coordinates were annotated somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok smartass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You brought rationality to an irrational topic. How dare you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok smartass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have 3 wishes, as indicated by the candle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are ghosts never racist?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and what’s the deal with airplane food!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is roller lad discrimination!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once met Kat Boarding in real life, she was really nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says UK is protected from tariffs ‘because I like them’ as trade deal is signed off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Starmer kissing the pinkie ring paid off I guess, well done to him for navigating that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deez peets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a weird anime for me. I couldn’t eat noodles when watching it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deez peets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need more info

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microbiota⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  heterogeneity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT THE FUCK
  how have I misheard this lyric all my life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ke$he's Quantum Party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah it’s like using the ignition on an already running car engine.

  It makes the neighing sounds, but the car is already running, so no effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ke$he's Quantum Party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finding Shawn Mendez is also pretty decent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stable build go brr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe use a tissue or a sock next time, “full release” male mmkay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple announces iOS 26 with Liquid Glass redesign⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to buy three immediately!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cat#1 and cat#2 are just tuning into the latest beats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people confuse your nationality?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Irish blood, English heart, this I’m maaade of…

  If Morrisey can sing that and survive, I’ll be fine