tetris11
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- Comment on Incest causes narcissism, apparently 56 minutes ago:
Holy shit, the phenotype is word-for-word spot on with someone I know, and to this day they have a weird and bitter relationship with their mother.
I guess this stuff is surprisingly common - Comment on Put down your phone and engage in boredom – how philosophy can help with digital overload 1 hour ago:
This is why the bathroom is the most important room in the house. You can’t* shower with your phone, only your thoughts. You can’t* take a dump with your phone, only your thoughts.
The Romans new this and constructed Faraday cages around their public restrooms so that people could discuss and formulate ways to overthrow the emperor using circuses and bread, sliced so thin that you could put a slice of cheese and salami on it and feel the soft crunch of the seeds. Throw that into a sandwich maker, watch it melt, mmm goddamn, and maybe a drip or two of worcester sauce to really put it into high gear when you’re at the circus. That way the emperor won’t see it coming when you emerge from the restroom and hit him with your phone
*shouldn’t
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 1 week ago:
I think that’s how one nuts
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 1 week ago:
Why? How many people are watching you sleep?
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 1 week ago:
Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 1 week ago:
USA! USA! USA!
- Comment on The Mysterious Noise, The Empty Bottle, The Asshole Labmate 1 week ago:
The dry lab informatician sits by themselves in a tiny windowless corner, surrounded by the hottest and loudest machines known to man, staring unblinkingly at a dark rectangle on the screen for 12+ hours a day, muttering only to themselves whilst biting the corner of their thumbs, and interacting with no one except when grabbing a water or a coffee.
The wet lab drama is just around the corner but they refuse to acknowledge it nor participate in the endless discussions, nor even make eye contact with anyone in the outside world.
They are frequently praised by the Prof who has no idea what they actually do, only that they are by far the cheapest employee due to them not constantly ordering reagent kits every 30 seconds.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
- Comment on We should have a term called "Internet casualty," referring to people whose brains have been broken from the internet. 1 week ago:
explosive memes tho
- Comment on We should have a term called "Internet casualty," referring to people whose brains have been broken from the internet. 1 week ago:
How about we all move to an underwater based medium where memes are exchanged by means of colourful air bubbles that propagate at the speed of sounds
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 2 weeks ago:
I do feel like the speed of the heat exchange might be a bit slower, even if the gradient is higher… though maybe a higher gradient faciliates the speed too
- Comment on Do ya dig it? 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t watch the while thing, but that’s a pretty cool idea
- Comment on michael prank 2 weeks ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lyhccGJHUk
Sing along if you know the lyrics:
Rats, rats, we are the rats,
Celebrating yet another birthday bash!
𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, it’s your birthday today,
Cake and ice cream is on it’s way!
And 𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, has been such a good boy this year,
Open up your gifts while we all cheer! - Comment on It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes 2 weeks ago:
That’s a brilliant quote
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 weeks ago:
Ah good point, thanks
- Comment on Electricity Consumption 2 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on Ready or not! 2 weeks ago:
For anyone wondering, this is how you capture dragons in midair
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 weeks ago:
exactly, bananas - amirite?
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 weeks ago:
Dont they eventually produce global maxima by iterating towards it through the many degrees of freedom allowed by crazy mutations and time?
- Comment on Electricity Consumption 2 weeks ago:
there’s electricity in the air when I’m with you
- Comment on Electricity Consumption 2 weeks ago:
Aren’t those metrics tied more to economic output than anything that could be converted to KWh?
- Comment on Electricity Consumption 2 weeks ago:
if yellow is electricity consumption, then blue is water consumption.
Fascinating that it’s remained constant even till today
- Comment on Y tho 2 weeks ago:
The magnet on the bonnet is pulling the car forwards as much as the magnet hanging on the wire is pulling backwards towards the car, and since they share the same root object the net motion is zero.
If either of those magnets were rooted on the ground, the car would move.
- Comment on Did cavepeople have domestic pets, like wolves or cats? 3 weeks ago:
The russians have been domesticating wild red foxes since the 1950 with visible success. Thats within the lifetime of two human generations.
Dogs are said to have been domesticated multiple times, both deliberately and self-imposed.
I can definitely see a caveman domesticating animals over generations
- Comment on Why don't these AI data centers build by the ocean? 3 weeks ago:
I wonder how much undersea heating this contributes to…
Still better, than the current overground implemetations
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 3 weeks ago:
Oh I liked Jensen Acjles in Dark Angel, he brought charm and comedic wit to it. Yeah apparently there was some tension but nothing major, just usual work stress
- Comment on And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid 3 weeks ago:
Huh, fair
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 3 weeks ago:
I need you to get on the nearest bus and not ask where the destination is
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 3 weeks ago:
thanks for this
- Comment on I had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stress 3 weeks ago:
“Ah, the special. I’ll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and I’ll notify the chef of your hog preferences”