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- Comment on This smiling robot face made of living skin is absolute nightmare fuel 5 days ago:
Sexagenarian Clown Pussy
- Comment on PSI 1 week ago:
I would bet money they’ve been bitten by a human that meant it, too.
- Comment on Jinkies 2 weeks ago:
Lol I am aware. I just needed a way to quickly scatterplot stuff for intuition. The ASCII output was perfect and I didn’t waste 30 seconds futzing with scp each time I needed to visualize another slice of data.
- Comment on Jinkies 2 weeks ago:
I have relied on Gnuplot ASCII output over SSH to get me through hard times
- Comment on Too late 1 month ago:
Isn’t a tenured position the real crown in academia? I feel like successfully defending your dissertation is more like becoming a little prince or something.
- Comment on The one your friend borrows 1 month ago:
Alright, I’m officially filing a motion with the greater Internet court to replace “no one:” with “nobody asked, but…”
- Comment on The one your friend borrows 1 month ago:
Maybe I’m just too literal, but I have no idea what to make of the “no one:” part of these memes. Every time I see it, I feel like the joke works just as well without it.
Nobody can’t have no dialogue, people!
- Comment on Would lemmy benefit of implementing Polls? 1 month ago:
You’re not the boss of me now!
- Comment on Google layoffs: Sundar Pichai-led company fires entire Python team for ‘cheaper labour’ 1 month ago:
It’s about accountability
- Comment on Doing nothing is a mandatory biological function. 2 months ago:
Why the FUCK is it normal to down stimulants ‘like an adult’ instead of napping?
Because I’m an ADULT.
NO NAP! NO NAP!
- Comment on space 2 months ago:
Ooh, but what if the time machine came from Mars and uses that as its frame of reference?
- Comment on “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” 3 months ago:
[Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]
He gotcha
- Comment on positivity 3 months ago:
I don’t understand this argument. I’ve heard high school teachers decree it as a mathematical truth before.
Do we all agree absolute value is a function from reals to reals? If so, the absolute value of any real number is nonnegative. It can be zero or any positive numbers.
Case closed, right?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
… yet
- Comment on Obi-Wan Cannolli. 4 months ago:
Does star anise go with cannoli?
- Comment on dotnet developer 4 months ago:
Please don’t show me how the sausage is made
- Comment on Your honor this is bullshit 4 months ago:
Just be thankful you don’t have to save a WordPerfect document to a 3.5" floppy and mail it to the court
- Comment on Dark universe King Of The Hill 4 months ago:
The faces of the damned on the left side…
- Comment on What's stopping you from coding like this ? 4 months ago:
Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face
- Comment on dotnet developer 4 months ago:
Yup!! Never look under the hood in software, you’ll just be disappointed ☹️
- Comment on dotnet developer 4 months ago:
Maybe it’s a myth, but it sure sounds plausible. The software that checks the “Windows 9” substring doesn’t even have to exist for this to be reason they chose to skip to version 10 — they just had to be concerned that it might exist.
Sure, maybe there’s no C function that returns the string, but there’s a
ver
command. It would be trivial to shell out to the command. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ver_(command)This doesn’t prove anything, but there are a TON of examples of code that checks for the substring. It’s not hard to imagine that code written circa 2000 would not be future proof. sourcegraph.com/search?q=context:global+"\"window…
- Comment on dotnet developer 4 months ago:
Can’t call it Windows 9
But that actually made sense! They care about backwards compatibility.
For those not in the know: some legacy software checked if the OS name began with “Windows 9” to differentiate between 95 and future versions.
- Comment on Call me for all your home design needs. 4 months ago:
The mythical meth man month
- Comment on No one say it! 4 months ago:
Do they only eat wet food?
- Comment on I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software 4 months ago:
Ctrl+s means “stop the presses” to VT100 terminal emulators and you have to press ctrl+q to resume. Key combinations from a different era.
- Comment on ifn't 5 months ago:
do { /* something */ } do hast { /* something */ } do hast mich { /* something */ }
- Comment on ifn't 5 months ago:
I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.
do { /* something */ } or else { /* you don't want to find out */ }
- Comment on It is essential to stop using Chrome. Under the pretense of saving users from third-party spyware, Google is creating an ecosystem in which Chrome itself is the spyware. 5 months ago:
Are you alluding to Edge becoming a chromium fork? Or did some orgs really do this weird icon trickery?
- Comment on Wi-Fi 7 Signals the Industry’s New Priority: Stability 5 months ago:
The renewed focus on reliability is motivated by emerging applications. Imagine a wireless factory robot in a situation where a worker suddenly steps in front of it and the robot needs to make an immediate decision.
This example is a real WTF. I really hope nobody is planning on building safety-critical real-time systems on top of WiFi!
- Comment on GoOn 6 months ago:
Technically, this one also matches everything: