Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...

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• Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t have*

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *refrigerator

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    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shit you got me

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  • Enekk@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were trying to capture the dialect of a pensioner. I’m positive the word choice was intentional.

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    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then there’s 've

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• DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.

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• deaf_fish@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is everyone jumping to the psychopath narrative? Is there background on this guy? Why bring up crying children? This feels like a Phy Op to me and some people replying in this post are glowing a bit…

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  • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, because killing a huge fucking seagull in front of kids is a totally normal thing to do.

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    • deaf_fish@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So all not normal things are psychotic?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The moral highground is an addictive drug. People are desperate for it.

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, the irony.

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because killing animals, especially over petty shit, and Especially especially in front of other while disregarding their reactions is psychopath shit. Your insurance that this is some kind of ‘Phy Op’ just makes you look like one, too.

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    • deaf_fish@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do we know they intended to kill the bird and not give it a light bonk? Where did you see he disregarded their reactions?

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• BubbaGumpsBackLumps@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit

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  • Karjalan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      seriously. who steals a french fry?

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• simonced@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.

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• buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really?

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    • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For child and animal abuse, I just struggle to see a problem with it.

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you talking about the sea gull or the man?

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re talking about punishing the guy

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t ave pinched me chip, simple as!

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love living in a seaside English tourist area, watching tourists get absolutely bullied to bits by the seagulls.

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• BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!

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• catty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should, it’s quite the sight

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  • blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it’s chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When’s the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I’d say that counts for at least 5 chips.

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gawd damn boomers… Hahahhahah

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• Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Give this man a medal

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s so obvious that he’s a twat though.

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    • Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If by twat you mean hero and legend then yes.

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope he gets The Lighthouse treatment at the end.

  If you know, you know.

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  • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking.

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  • camelbeard@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know, do I want to know?

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      m.imdb.com/title/tt7984734/

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    • spicehoarder@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they’re talking about the comically bad horror movies about birds

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, you should watch the movie, it’s awesome.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So…piglet thumping but with a seagull?

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• Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Humans:

  • Takes all the fish for themselves
  • builds apartments on the gulls original habitat

  “wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, that seagull sure as hell found out.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exc-fucking-actly. I’m horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don’t like the said animal.

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  • Ilandar@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re also a “menace” because many people actively feed them. It’s the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.

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  • GigaFox38@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well said!

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• goofystench@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  saw this meme for the first time on a hasan stream in 2022. he read it in such a cringe ass british accent… thank god i dont watch him anymore.

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love these guys. Just look at them

  • shoplift & demolish a bag of chips
  • shoplift a sandwich
  • hover over a sightseer to snatch a bite of ice cream
  • wait from a regular spot to swipe from a pedestrian.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Modern birds are more closely related to tyrannosaurus rex than tyrannosaurus rex was to stegosaurus. Modern birds are, by any reasonable definition, dinosaurs and sometimes they act like it.

    Clever girl.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you hurt animals, you suck.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat does indeed suck.

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• docmark@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rats with wings. I got bit by a goose as a kid so while I don’t go looking for a fight, I have been waiting 13 years for one to finally try again so I can grab it by that stupid fucking neck and give it this exact treatment.

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  • Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gets attacked by an organism

    Exacts revenge on an entirely different organism that had nothing to do with the first situation

    Just stay away from their nests dude

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The dude is just staying alert in case another one comes to the dude, trying to do the same thing as the original one.
      Seems like the dude would do the same to any other kind of organism trying the same thing on the dude (perhaps you can try biting the dude’s neck to see if you get the written reaction).

      I’ll call that immunisation.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a sack of shit you are

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• Meltdown@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Me shitposting whilst haters shit their pants and have an aneurism in response

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• RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

  A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls’ habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it’s only fair. They are wild animals and need food. Learn to protect your food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why I prefer bagels.

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The bird shit might clear the hole?

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hilarious…You gotta admit that’s some savage survival skills…hatred yes but maybe some respect.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That just sounds like they’re being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.

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    • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

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  • Alchalide@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck seagulls. They are made to piss of humans.

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  • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Small flighted bird - Low meat ratio

      Human food scavenger - Dirty malnourished

      Of course, if you give McDonalds any hints, they might throw em in a grider whole and start a new line of nuggets.

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    • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s been considered by many, but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit

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• ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What he did was wrong, a bit because of the animal and a lot because of the spectators. It did not suffer, it was quick. It does however feel a bit like cognitive dissonance to strongly disapprove of his actions, while we systematically without any good reason eat animals and have them in small confined areas for optimal meat production per sqm. Vegans and vegetarians however, they can judge him all they want 😉 I am not one of them

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t eat meat (mostly a taste thing), but I’d definitely gift it to a nearby chap doing a bbq after the smack.
    Not to waste something that could become food, right?

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• mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fucking psycho deserves the same treatment. Gross person

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just wait until it’s the Ibis.

  Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It’s not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump…

  I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

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• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  as someone who’s had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling “can i kill a seagull” and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they’re protected birds

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• Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  've

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it’s fucking neck.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

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