As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit
Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...
Submitted 2 days ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BubbaGumpsBackLumps@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Karjalan@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
seriously. who steals a french fry?
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.
A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls’ habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it’s only fair. They are wild animals and need food. Learn to protect your food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That just sounds like they’re being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae
Pnut@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Small flighted bird - Low meat ratio
Human food scavenger - Dirty malnourished
Of course, if you give McDonalds any hints, they might throw em in a grider whole and start a new line of nuggets.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It’s been considered by many, but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit
andybytes@programming.dev 1 day ago
Hilarious…You gotta admit that’s some savage survival skills…hatred yes but maybe some respect.
Alchalide@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck seagulls. They are made to piss of humans.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
If you hurt animals, you suck.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat does indeed suck.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!
DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.
Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Shouldn’t have*
Godric@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
*refrigerator
Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Shit you got me
Enekk@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
They were trying to capture the dialect of a pensioner. I’m positive the word choice was intentional.
Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Then there’s 've
deaf_fish@midwest.social 16 hours ago
Why is everyone jumping to the psychopath narrative? Is there background on this guy? Why bring up crying children? This feels like a Phy Op to me and some people replying in this post are glowing a bit…
Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 14 hours ago
Yeah, because killing a huge fucking seagull in front of kids is a totally normal thing to do.
deaf_fish@midwest.social 11 hours ago
So all not normal things are psychotic?
Godric@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The moral highground is an addictive drug. People are desperate for it.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Oh, the irony.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Because killing animals, especially over petty shit, and Especially especially in front of other while disregarding their reactions is psychopath shit. Your insurance that this is some kind of ‘Phy Op’ just makes you look like one, too.
deaf_fish@midwest.social 11 hours ago
How do we know they intended to kill the bird and not give it a light bonk? Where did you see he disregarded their reactions?
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They may be flying rats but this guy is a fucking psycho.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah seagulls deserve the worst
catty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
When’s the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I’d say that counts for at least 5 chips.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
You should, it’s quite the sight
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it’s chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
Pothetato@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
There’s a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
ahaha animal cruelty funny
Enzy@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Wasn’t cruelty.
It was quick.
MITM0@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You don’t have the same opinion when it comes to rats
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 days ago
The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos
QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I dont think you should call others psycho after fantasizing about their death.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it’s fucking neck.
Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels’ young ones.
WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.
dumbass@quokk.au 2 days ago
That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 day ago
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
as someone who’s had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling “can i kill a seagull” and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they’re protected birds
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can’t be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out
MITM0@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Unless… you do it in self-defense
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Labour’s weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m sure someone’s mother should be able to answer this
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Should shoot them with machineguns!
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
What he did was wrong, a bit because of the animal and a lot because of the spectators. It did not suffer, it was quick. It does however feel a bit like cognitive dissonance to strongly disapprove of his actions, while we systematically without any good reason eat animals and have them in small confined areas for optimal meat production per sqm. Vegans and vegetarians however, they can judge him all they want 😉 I am not one of them
docmark@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Rats with wings. I got bit by a goose as a kid so while I don’t go looking for a fight, I have been waiting 13 years for one to finally try again so I can grab it by that stupid fucking neck and give it this exact treatment.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
simonced@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It’s not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump…
I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hope he gets The Lighthouse treatment at the end.
If you know, you know.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
I love living in a seaside English tourist area, watching tourists get absolutely bullied to bits by the seagulls.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
I love these guys. Just look at them
- shoplift & demolish a bag of chips
- shoplift a sandwich
- hover over a sightseer to snatch a bite of ice cream
- wait from a regular spot to swipe from a pedestrian.
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Fucking psycho deserves the same treatment. Gross person
Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Give this man a medal
andybytes@programming.dev 1 day ago
Gawd damn boomers… Hahahhahah
Meltdown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jesus fucking Christ, just proofread shit before you post it, so you don’t look like a fucking retarded monkey bashing away at a keyboard.
Flamekebab@piefed.social 1 day ago
've
ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just wait until it’s the Ibis.
Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Humans:
“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”
Ilandar@lemmy.today 1 day ago
They’re also a “menace” because many people actively feed them. It’s the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
Exc-fucking-actly. I’m horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don’t like the said animal.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
Yeah, that seagull sure as hell found out.
GigaFox38@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Well said!