Zip2
@Zip2@feddit.uk
- Comment on Typhoo Tea teeters on the brink of administration 2 days ago:
Oooooh.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 days ago:
Other entrances to Narnia are available.
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- Comment on Nine in ten honey samples from UK retailers fail authenticity test 1 week ago:
Those damn bees are scamming us!
- Comment on Anybody know a good site for US presidential election updates? 1 week ago:
No one wins.
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?
- Comment on Kemi Badenoch wins race to become Conservative leader. 2 weeks ago:
“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.
- Comment on Man arrested over theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy 2 weeks ago:
Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?
I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.
Etc.
- Comment on UKHSA detects first case of Clade Ib mpox. 2 weeks ago:
How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time it’s mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 2 weeks ago:
“Up or down?”
- Comment on Cycling will be more dangerous due to council clampdowns, say campaigners 2 weeks ago:
I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?
I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!
- Comment on Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’ 2 weeks ago:
The blue sky, out of the box thinking will disrupt the glass ceiling.
- Comment on Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’ 2 weeks ago:
Oh please. Wait until they release 128bit AI quantum blockchain.
- Comment on Britons are dying in a blizzard of cheap cocaine. Why is so little being done to save them? 2 weeks ago:
Won’t someone think of the eels.
- Comment on Big Ol' Beavers 3 weeks ago:
And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.
- Comment on Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces 3 weeks ago:
Arguable. I’d say it’s the same but the size of the pieces varies.
- Comment on Large Boeing Satellite Suddenly Explodes Into Pieces 3 weeks ago:
Rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Plus “Into pieces” is rather unnecessary there.
- Comment on smart engineering 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but it’s where the real magic happens and the company would fall about without them because they’re irreplaceable.
- Comment on smart engineering 3 weeks ago:
Capitalist engineer.
- Comment on Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage 3 weeks ago:
It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 4 weeks ago:
Steve Irwin would still have fed them.
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 4 weeks ago:
It’s a bit like trying to watch a pug dog breath.
- Comment on 'Climate tipping points' could 'wipe out' UK crop growing, report warns 5 weeks ago:
Obviously that’s not good, but serious question: could we potentially grow more crops that are currently suited to warmer climates? Grapes, olives etc?
- Comment on This researcher wants to replace your brain, little by little. The US government just hired a researcher who thinks we can beat aging with fresh cloned bodies and brain updates. 1 month ago:
Plenty of meat bags walking around now without a fully functioning brain. Can we use those?
- Comment on Britons ‘healthier than Americans’ but more likely to doubt health, study finds 1 month ago:
It’s a conspiracy!
- Comment on British travel bloggers ‘sugarcoating’ China’s Uyghur problem to the delight of Beijing: Influencers claim to be exposing 'Western lies' about Xinjiang, claiming they have not seen human rights abuses 1 month ago:
“We didn’t see anything bad in the areas we were allowed to go to”.
Yeah……
- Comment on [Cory Doctorow] With An Audacious Plan To Halt The Internet’s Enshittification And Throw It Into Reverse 1 month ago:
Yeah, you’re right. If I’d have spoken up earlier then people would have listened!
- Comment on [Cory Doctorow] With An Audacious Plan To Halt The Internet’s Enshittification And Throw It Into Reverse 1 month ago:
Ruination.
- Comment on [Cory Doctorow] With An Audacious Plan To Halt The Internet’s Enshittification And Throw It Into Reverse 1 month ago:
Maybe I’m just thinking the crudeness of the term is downplaying the seriousness somewhat.
I’ll award virtual internet points that you can redeem for absolutely nothing to anyone who can come up with a better term.
- Comment on [Cory Doctorow] With An Audacious Plan To Halt The Internet’s Enshittification And Throw It Into Reverse 1 month ago:
Don’t ask me, my English is abysmal.
Worsening, decline?
Maybe there isn’t a single word.
