Zip2
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- Comment on Robert Jenrick vows to 'bring coalition together' to end Tory-Reform fight 1 day ago:
Consolidate all of your hated bastards into one easy to hate coalition full of bastards.
- Comment on I only ordered one because it's "realistic" 2 days ago:
People often forget about them.
- Comment on Moar garlic 2 days ago:
That photo is a French pinch of garlic.
- Comment on China scientists develop flash memory 10,000× faster than current tech 6 days ago:
Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless.
- Comment on China scientists develop flash memory 10,000× faster than current tech 6 days ago:
normal person’s server.
I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.
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- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Always, because I’m not a lazy git or self-centered arsehole.
- Comment on Universal theme park for Bedfordshire confirmed by Starmer 2 weeks ago:
About time!
- Comment on Universal theme park for Bedfordshire confirmed by Starmer 2 weeks ago:
This is replacing Bedford, right?
- Comment on UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill 2 weeks ago:
Why limit it to only the fictional ones? What’s wrong with real life heros?
- Comment on Sick notes to be overhauled in back-to-work drive, Liz Kendall reveals 2 weeks ago:
Just your regular reminder that iNews is owned by the Daily Mail.
- Comment on Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always suspected he’s a massive cunty wunt too.
- Comment on Russell Brand charged with rape and sexual assault 2 weeks ago:
This one isn’t on their payroll.
- Comment on Raid on Quaker Meeting House, mass arrests by London Metropolitan Police of Youth Demand members 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Raid on Quaker Meeting House, mass arrests by London Metropolitan Police of Youth Demand members 3 weeks ago:
Do we know if any of them are likely to end up doing some porridge?
- Comment on Infrastructure construction in Britain is defective. The most budget UK tramway is more expensive than the most costly french tramway 3 weeks ago:
There’s always enough money to pay lawyers and consultants.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
Presumably for the people who still like to rent the Crocodile Dundee films.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
Given how obsolete videos are, I’d imagine all of the stores have gone too.
We had blockbuster in the UK, and we had boomboxes. No one I knew took them outdoors though.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
Just the 1. I’ve never listened to a boombox outdoors.
- Comment on Thames Water picks US private equity firm KKR as preferred buyer 3 weeks ago:
I’m sure it’s on their list somewhere, probably behind violating human rights, and lining their own pockets even if it means trashing the environment.
- Comment on 10,000 angry white men and me: my night with Reform UK. 3 weeks ago:
What an utterly hate-filled, intolerant bunch of ignorant arseholes.
How some of this doesn’t qualify as hate speech really shows the gaps that need to be filled in our laws.
- Comment on Police launch urgent search after girl, 11, falls into River Thames 3 weeks ago:
Swimming lessons at school in swimwear in a warm pool are going to be a bit different from falling into a cold river of moving water in full clothing, don’t you think?
- Comment on Thames Water picks US private equity firm KKR as preferred buyer 3 weeks ago:
I’m going to need private equity backing to be able to afford my Thames water bill then.
- Comment on Thames Water picks US private equity firm KKR as preferred buyer 3 weeks ago:
I think that pig flew a long, long time ago.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 3 weeks ago:
Because you don’t want to take the risk in case Excalibur is still out there somewhere.
- Comment on Fascinating and efficient new lamp design 3 weeks ago:
I bet it’s smaller when it arrives.
- Comment on Network Rail to set up property company to deliver 40,000 homes 3 weeks ago:
I can see this ending with replacement mobile homes.
- Comment on Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot 4 weeks ago:
I couldn’t be bothered to read it, so I got CharGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 4 weeks ago:
It really is a metaphor for the current state of America.
- Comment on North Sea tanker: Jet fuel spills into North Sea after tanker collision, as 32 people brought ashore 1 month ago:
Just as soon as they can rapidly climb to intercept Russian bombers I’d guess.
