#2 is packing.
Peak male form
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a0d39c0-ca35-4f89-a73a-b7cff8844d11.jpeg
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 day ago
has to, as he has no beard.
CeaselessBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No tash = big member… That explains a lot…
bizza@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it’s just like that
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
That guy is full staff.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
“No, no, I don’t have a boner! It’s just like that!”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
Wutchilli@feddit.org 1 day ago
Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got…
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild… unless you’re on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you’d get ratio’d into oblivion
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know those words, but I don’t think they’re being used in a manner to which I’m accustomed.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wonder how well a 1950s Mr Universe Sean Connery would do today?
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wish more people would be open about it. Alan Ritchson is one of the few Hollywood celebrities that has candidly spoken about his use of exogenous testosterone to prepare for his role as Reacher, but clearly so many others are getting help. I’m in my late 50s trying to add muscle mass, and it’s a huge challenge. I’d say that I’m better off than all of the men in this 1919 photo, but not by that much.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Every one of them looks like Gollum’s uncle, what are you saying
scoobford@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They’re saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
It’s his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That’d be the horrendous AI upscaling. Peep the fingers.
Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
People used to do this weird thing called going outside. Believe it or not, they’d spend most of their waking hours doing this weird habit and they were also typically fully dressed too. It was considered scandalous to be caught outside not fully clothed. So the deadly laser that is our Sun would fry their uncovered face much faster than the skin beneath their clothes.
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I don’t understand, why would you do that? Sounds lame
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.
d7sdx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s wrong with them?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
They don’t look like a modern social media influencer
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.
TL903@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Don’t worry, we all look the same when we are dead.
owsei@programming.dev 1 day ago
Fuck it.
today’s freezing, but I’ll go to the gym too :)
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Hardest thing is getting there. Once you are in you kinda forget you didn’t want to go. Except when you don’t and you half ass it. But doing a little bit is better than doing nothing is what I say.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 day ago
The oldest dude there is 23 years old
Redex68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 hours ago
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That looks like tom hanks kid
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Oh nice new avatar
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
#2 has an obvious boner
Pnut@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 17 hours ago
He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Cover up those bellybuttons, boys
Agent641@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Sluts
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury
quinkin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who? Mr. beast?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some of these guy are packin’ some serious heat!
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
glibg@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Fine young lads
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Do they even lift?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Feh. I could easily beat off all of these men.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
atlien51@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
They actually do.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 day ago
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 day ago
ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the
#at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s only supposed to turn it into a heading when there’s a space between the hashtag and the heading text. If it’s doing it immediately after the hash, that’s an issue with your client. All the comments here look fine.
#Thisshouldjustbenormalsize
This shouldn’t be
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
*octothorp
remon@ani.social 1 day ago
Seems to be a problem with the app you’re using, not a general lemmy thing.
ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I see the sausage vendor is in town this week!
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
#4 is on the bleeding edge of fashion, while #6 doesn’t give a damn.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Who won?
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Whoever #2 was thinking about.
MTK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Someone there went to the wrong contest
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
They all just seem to be advertising.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
good to know I’d be in peak form in 1919, all I need is to let the stache grow
Rusty@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
www.snopes.com/…/mens-beauty-contest-1919/
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I fucking knew it
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
thank you