cantstopthesignal

@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New gameplay⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First AI celebrity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even a ridge on their head or anything?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I want the male Klingons in black face”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Removes App That Helps People Boycott Pro-Israel Companies⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool Dad, see you same time next year?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad it's almost over⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad it's almost over⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car dealers say they can’t sell EVs, tell Biden to slow their rollout⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a 2008 style crash coming in the credit market for cars. There’s a lot of subprime loans and a lot of car companies that got into financing that shouldn’t have. Wait til they really get squeezed. Who am I kidding tho, they will just ask for a bail out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

  *Twangy guitar jangles in the background

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft preparing San Francisco offices for OpenAI employees, even as chaos lingers⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AI can’t be dangerous if it’s incompetently run by Microsoft. Taps forehead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI investors push to bring Altman back as CEO one day after he was ousted by board⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guessing he made a sex robot that went on a killing spree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube threatens to suspend creators who fail to disclose AI-generated videos⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Mr. Meseeks, look at me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it started, how it's going⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You sir are both shallow and pedantic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tumblr is reportedly on life support as its latest owner reassigns staff⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be 90% porn and the rest were people competing to see who had the most liberal opinion or oppressed identity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we realized halfway through building that we couldn’t build bombs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The US has given 4 times that to Ukraine. That’s 2/3rds the budget of NASA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube is increasing Premium prices in multiple countries, right after an ad-blocker crackdown | You either pay rightfully for the video content you consume, or you live with the ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried to get youtube premium because the ads are wack af and they won’t even let me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PEACHES COME FROM A CAN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Did Anyone Beat This In The Arcade?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick time events are such a garbage game design concept

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does it even do it with those flippers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And also developed Linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's move this along, future boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Out of a coin purse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Six Months Ago NPR Left Twitter. The Effects Have Been Negligible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t admit that there’s something other than for profit ventures which are functional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Francisco says tiny sleeping 'pods,' which cost $700 a month and became a big hit with tech workers, are not up to code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just throw me in the trash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Prime Video is able to remove a video from your library after purchase.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, DVDs are like $3-5. I don’t care about resolution. I watch old shitty movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Prime Video is able to remove a video from your library after purchase.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I buy DVDs for this reason now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Study reveals some teens receive 5,000 notifications daily, most spend almost two hours on TikTok | Kids officially don't like Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new smartphone again? Rethink unhealthy culture of frequent upgrades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I intentionally buy things that I know I can use until they are unusable. I do not often buy anything from apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Right to Repair - We beat Apple at their own game - let the unauthorized calibrations BEGIN!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just still in business, absolutely dominating the competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside Intel's Chip Factory, I Saw the Future. It's Plain Old Glass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oxygen and silicon are the most abundant elements in earths crust. Glass is silicon oxide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel is making progress on a handy new material for building even bigger computer chips: glass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Silicon oxide to be precise! Definitely none of that in microchips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive leak reveals next-gen Xbox could be a cloud-hybrid console, Series X|S refresh coming in 2024 | The Xbox is set to undergo a sea-change in the coming years.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna buy a Nintendo and hide under the blankets