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- Comment on $1.5 Billion AI Company That Reportedly Used No Actual AI Goes Belly Up 1 week ago:
It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.
- Comment on What a wonderful world we live in! 1 week ago:
He’s dog food in heaven now.
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 1 week ago:
The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven’t figured out the right pitch.
- Comment on $80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen" 2 weeks ago:
You wouldn’t download a shit to give.
- Comment on Microsoft is putting AI actions into the Windows File Explorer 2 weeks ago:
I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model 3 weeks ago:
Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.
- Comment on Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model 3 weeks ago:
Kagi isn’t bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.
- Comment on Google’s dominance on search is declining – for the first time ever! 5 weeks ago:
Also, the way SEO is gamed, it’s really hard to unenshittify the internet. It’s not just their ads, it’s everyone making fake bullshit that pulls the right levers to get to the top of a search.
- Comment on Google’s dominance on search is declining – for the first time ever! 5 weeks ago:
Why would I google something when the first answer is an inferior AI to chatgpt. I’ll just use a better AI.
- Comment on Tesla's "Predictive" Odometers Had 9+ Drivers Complaining of Inaccuracy Before Lawsuit. We Even Found Video! 1 month ago:
Reinventing the wheel.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 month ago:
We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.
- Comment on Massive X data leak affects over 200 million users. 2 months ago:
A sock for every puppet.
- Comment on Internet forums are disappearing because now everything is Reddit and Discord. And that's worrying. 2 months ago:
Ass to ass
- Comment on Cloudflare announces AI Labyrinth, which uses AI-generated content to confuse and waste the resources of AI Crawlers and bots that ignore “no crawl” directives. 2 months ago:
Some of us are only here to crank hog.
- Comment on Cloudflare announces AI Labyrinth, which uses AI-generated content to confuse and waste the resources of AI Crawlers and bots that ignore “no crawl” directives. 2 months ago:
While AI David Bowie sings you rock lullabies.
- Comment on Cloudflare announces AI Labyrinth, which uses AI-generated content to confuse and waste the resources of AI Crawlers and bots that ignore “no crawl” directives. 2 months ago:
Bitcoin?
- Comment on Cloudflare announces AI Labyrinth, which uses AI-generated content to confuse and waste the resources of AI Crawlers and bots that ignore “no crawl” directives. 2 months ago:
We had to kill the internet, to save the internet.
- Comment on Majority of AI Researchers Say Tech Industry Is Pouring Billions Into a Dead End 2 months ago:
AI isn’t going to figure out what a customer wants when the customer doesn’t know what they want.
- Comment on Majority of AI Researchers Say Tech Industry Is Pouring Billions Into a Dead End 2 months ago:
It’s becoming clear from the data that more error correction needs exponentially more data. I suspect that pretty soon we will realize that what’s been built is a glorified homework cheater and a better search engine.
- Comment on Multiple Tesla vehicles were set on fire in Las Vegas and Kansas City 2 months ago:
It’s not terrorism if it’s war.
- Comment on Tech's Dumbest Mistake: Why Firing Programmers for AI Will Destroy Everything 3 months ago:
A reason I didn’t see listed: they are just asking for competition. Yes by all means get rid of your most talented people who know how your business is run.
- Comment on Why Gen Z Is Ditching Dating Apps 3 months ago:
Literal dating resumes.
- Comment on Are 3D-printed objects waterproof? 3 months ago:
How deep underwater is this going to be? Water exerts a surprising amount of pressure at even small depths.
- Comment on The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified | Four IT professionals lay out just how destructive Elon Musk’s incursion into the U.S. government could be. 3 months ago:
The solution is simple. Copy all the information and paste it into word pad. Then spend a billion dollars entering the data into a secure system.
- Comment on Gottem. :) 3 months ago:
Yes. General relativity.
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- Comment on Olive Garden 3 months ago:
Were they unlimited?
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- Comment on Reddit Refugees 3 months ago:
Enjoy your farts
