cantstopthesignal

@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tech's Dumbest Mistake: Why Firing Programmers for AI Will Destroy Everything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A reason I didn’t see listed: they are just asking for competition. Yes by all means get rid of your most talented people who know how your business is run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Gen Z Is Ditching Dating Apps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literal dating resumes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are 3D-printed objects waterproof?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How deep underwater is this going to be? Water exerts a surprising amount of pressure at even small depths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Government’s Computing Experts Say They Are Terrified | Four IT professionals lay out just how destructive Elon Musk’s incursion into the U.S. government could be.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is simple. Copy all the information and paste it into word pad. Then spend a billion dollars entering the data into a secure system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gottem. :)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. General relativity.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Olive Garden⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were they unlimited?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Refugees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy your farts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Refugees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a goon safe space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit Refugees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Censorship.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A 25-Year-Old Is Writing Backdoors Into The Treasury’s $6 Trillion Payment System. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We told people to stop giving Brawndo to crops and now the economy computer failed. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Forbidden Words’: Github Reveals How Software Engineers Are Purging Federal Databases⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What would happen if someone began adding banned words to important parts of a database?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New gameplay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  First AI celebrity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even a ridge on their head or anything?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “I want the male Klingons in black face”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Removes App That Helps People Boycott Pro-Israel Companies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool Dad, see you same time next year?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad it's almost over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad it's almost over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car dealers say they can’t sell EVs, tell Biden to slow their rollout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a 2008 style crash coming in the credit market for cars. There’s a lot of subprime loans and a lot of car companies that got into financing that shouldn’t have. Wait til they really get squeezed. Who am I kidding tho, they will just ask for a bail out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

  *Twangy guitar jangles in the background

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft preparing San Francisco offices for OpenAI employees, even as chaos lingers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  AI can’t be dangerous if it’s incompetently run by Microsoft. Taps forehead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI investors push to bring Altman back as CEO one day after he was ousted by board⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I guessing he made a sex robot that went on a killing spree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube threatens to suspend creators who fail to disclose AI-generated videos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Mr. Meseeks, look at me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it started, how it's going⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You sir are both shallow and pedantic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tumblr is reportedly on life support as its latest owner reassigns staff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be 90% porn and the rest were people competing to see who had the most liberal opinion or oppressed identity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we realized halfway through building that we couldn’t build bombs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bro pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The US has given 4 times that to Ukraine. That’s 2/3rds the budget of NASA.