saltnotsugar

@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introducing Proton Sheets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indian Government removes mandatory pre-installation of Sanchar Saathi App⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Insane that it even came to this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazed gamer plays Minecraft using a receipt printer as a display — crippling 0.5 fps frame rate not even the biggest drawback⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If he plays for eight hours straight he will have one full CVS receipt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ACAB⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unhand me you ruffians!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Population Growth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not mere fucking. It’s unprotected “nuttin.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | FCC rolls back cybersecurity rules for telcos, despite state-hacking risks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please ignore the burlap sack with the dollar sign on it that I just got. As a cybersecurity expert my response is that this is a GREAT idea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw it, I’m installing Linux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using Linux as my daily driver for over a month. The only thing I miss are some old windows apps that I’m too lazy to troubleshoot in Wine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3D printed Linux Mint emblem to cover up the illuminated Apple logo on my ancient MacBook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice! I wish they sold workstations with Mint already installed to help folks get into Linux.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you beat post-work floppiness?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally my biggest hurdle is getting started on something. When I get home I NEVER feel like drawing, but if I sit down and force myself to start I slowly get more energy and focus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just some random advice that has helped me. I don’t work as many hours but maybe this could help you:

  • My wife and I give each other 2 hours breaks on the weekend or “slow” days if they happen. This makes an insane difference. Having that time feels like a mini vacation. Even smaller breaks can help a ton.
  • Simple dinners (30min max to prep and cook) help a lot. Meal prep if you have time or buy meals that you just need to pop in the oven. Not awesome but better than spending a ton of time in the kitchen.
  • Make at least one plan for yourself a week. Something like meeting a friend for lunch can help me to look forward to something.
  • Having either my wife or myself look after the baby helps ensure the other person can get some work or cleaning done. When we both are with the baby all the time it will mean more work later.
  • Some days just suck but it’s not always going to be that way.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aeroplane⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All I need is “Danger Zone” playing and some aviator sunglasses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, replacing the battery is pretty cheap compared to buying a new phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NASA: We’ve been getting a lot of footage of you being cringy in high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks I hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mercy merci⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also you do NOT want to face an all spider jury one day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI behavioral analysis on factory workers, every step is monitored including attention detection from facial expressions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would purposely work extra hard while making an orgasm face just to mess with the algorithm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 464 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Project Zomboid is one of my favorite games of all time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to subscribe to lemon facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  (Dragon does dragon stuff)
  Sir Pinappleus the Hawaiian: You absolute fool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physics!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Invisible forces controlling literally everything!? Nerd magic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do what you love⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I put on my robe and wizard hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am calling corporate!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hickory smoked boner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jurassic Squawk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the fuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A rare turbo pregnancy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And if so, one or both?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lime Green Skittle Script:

  (Bond opens the ring)
  Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
  (Bond music opening)
  HE HAS A RING.
  A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
  FILLED WITH ONE.
  AND ONLY ONE.
  LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mood⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.