saltnotsugar
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- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 2 weeks ago:
What a terrible day to have eyes.
- Comment on Pickup routine 2 weeks ago:
(Drops and does 50 pushups)
- Comment on Hard to argue 3 weeks ago:
I’d be in front row to see this band.
- Comment on If a US bank only insures your money up to 250k does that mean I have to visit four different back to have a million dollars insured? 3 weeks ago:
Most banks will up this to 500k if you add your spouse to the account.
- Comment on Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Bug That Locks Users Out of the C: Drive 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on the struggle 4 weeks ago:
So what’s a reindeer game?
“¡None of your business!” - Comment on so cozy 🐟 4 weeks ago:
All he needs is an underwater campfire.
- Comment on he just like me fr 5 weeks ago:
No, make the drawing more man-like, and why isn’t he making direct eye contact with my soul?
- Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet. 5 weeks ago:
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
- Comment on Why nor???? 1 month ago:
This is more of an orbital nuclear defense question since Mordor has a pretty in depth strategy against this sort of threat. Frodo probably didn’t consider this option because of the Pan-Middle Earth nuclear deescalation agreement of the second age, sub section 2, page five, which if violated could have big international downstream effects.
- Comment on It's literally science 1 month ago:
(Me crossing out “aggressive twerking”) Dang, wrong again.
- Comment on Meta Patented AI That Takes Over Your Account When You Die, Keeps Posting Forever 1 month ago:
Me: I miss you grandpa.
Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend! - Comment on haha wow u got me 2 months ago:
Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 2 months ago:
Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
An interesting thought but there’s also oil.
- Comment on 94.3° F 3 months ago:
Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.
- Comment on First ever photo of the curvature of the Earth : December 30, 1930 3 months ago:
Dumb.
- Comment on First ever photo of the curvature of the Earth : December 30, 1930 3 months ago:
Dumb.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
In fact, let’s forget the video hosting site.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
It’s probably going to get worse before it gets better. The YouTube algorithm favors low effort frequent posting, so AI slop is perfect for the platform.
- Comment on (by Fkey) 3 months ago:
I want the brigade to advance at full speed, and you must ensure sir, we give our people toast in their mouths as they run into action.
- Comment on Ear 3 months ago:
She has grown too powerful!
- Comment on Tor Project received $2.5M from the US government to bolster privacy 3 months ago:
Kind of wild that the government wants to kill privacy online but still funds Tor.
- Comment on Stardew Valley Creator Says 1.7 Update Will Contain 'More Character/Social Stuff' and a New Farm Type 3 months ago:
CA is such a great developer and I have no idea what I did to deserve him.
- Comment on When you find your favorite anime's fandom 3 months ago:
Oh wow I can’t wait to discuss…and it’s all horny posts.
- Comment on what a bummer 3 months ago:
Looking at awesome rockin boobs will not make you a Pokémon master.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 3 months ago:
Gold as a long term investment isn’t great unless it’s one small part of your strategy. This is largely because the value of gold isn’t just going up and up like with other possibilities out there. In the event of a societal collapse people are going to be bartering with food or useful items, not gold.
- Comment on Introducing Proton Sheets 4 months ago:
I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.
- Comment on Indian Government removes mandatory pre-installation of Sanchar Saathi App 4 months ago:
Insane that it even came to this point.
- Comment on Crazed gamer plays Minecraft using a receipt printer as a display — crippling 0.5 fps frame rate not even the biggest drawback 4 months ago:
If he plays for eight hours straight he will have one full CVS receipt.
