saltnotsugar
@saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
- Comment on I am calling corporate! 1 week ago:
Hickory smoked boner.
- Comment on Jurassic Squawk 1 week ago:
Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!
- Comment on What the fuck 1 week ago:
A rare turbo pregnancy!
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 1 week ago:
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 1 week ago:
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE. - Comment on mood 1 week ago:
Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.
- Comment on parlez-vous francais? 1 week ago:
Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.
- Comment on Real af 1 week ago:
It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.
- Comment on Is that the Crowning they talk of 1 week ago:
(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW. - Comment on Oh no 1 week ago:
We need more militant soup activists.
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 2 weeks ago:
This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.
- Comment on Bugs 2 weeks ago:
Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.
- Comment on Peak male form 2 weeks ago:
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
- Comment on News of the day 2 weeks ago:
The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 2 weeks ago:
Anal is now first base.
- Comment on Winging it 2 weeks ago:
You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 2 weeks ago:
AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.
- Comment on Sir! A second Click meme has hit Lemmy 2 weeks ago:
One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.
- Comment on Gladly :3 2 weeks ago:
B-But I’m not a Linux admin!
- Comment on kwah 3 weeks ago:
L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!