Avocado

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Um excuse me?

  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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  • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I showed this to my wife, she agrees.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.

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  • Beero@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night

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• moonlight6205@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado

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    • RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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    • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      cleanpenis.fart

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  • Tailz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

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    • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.

      Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s vintage, thank you

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t trust her.

    Only one way to know the truth.

    🍆

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

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• inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  mmm cockamole

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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    • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With crema

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are an asset to the team. Welcome.

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  • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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    • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thank you

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate you, take my up vote.

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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  • Bonskreeskreeskree@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clean penises or avocado?

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Inclusive yes.

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• LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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    • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oof.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Altar boy?

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.

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  • last_philosopher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Never been more disappointed in us. 😞

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Your the expert, tell us.

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    • Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      • you + are = you’re

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AI says what?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher

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  • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably a research assistant

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• ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.

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  • MacStache@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?

    Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro

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  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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  • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.

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    • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      God damn dude.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      *closes legs

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    • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      damn

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fucking hell

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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    • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why ask when you can find out?

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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  • kablammy@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh god I’m close keep going

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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• hefejefe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How do I unsee an image

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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• guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  of course it’s a BuzzFeed article

  buzzfeed.com/…/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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• independantiste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  that’s untrue

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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• fargeol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Please don’t do a blinded experiment

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?

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• 5parky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wat?

  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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