Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Avocado
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pnut@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably a research assistant
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
kablammy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
of course it’s a BuzzFeed article
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
That website is a mangled mess of advertising.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
makes sense. and ewww.
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Twitches@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Omg 🤣
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
Beero@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I showed this to my wife, she agrees.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 10 months ago
mmm cockamole
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Thank you
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Goes great on your faceadilla.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 10 months ago
With crema
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
I hate you, take my up vote.
5parky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wat?
Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, like skin, of course. :V
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How can you know for sure though?
Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 months ago
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
MacStache@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]last_philosopher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Never been more disappointed in us. 😞
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
flandish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
General_Effort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oof.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it’s cooked.
Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Fucking hell
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
*closes legs
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think I’d prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Alaik@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
God damn dude.
inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 10 months ago
damn
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Hey, who’s been using my avocado scented soap?
CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Reminds me of fresh cut okra.
fargeol@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please don’t do a blinded experiment
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
moonlight6205@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
that’s untrue
hefejefe@lemm.ee 10 months ago
How do I unsee an image
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AI says what?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image