She’s got a type
The 5 stages of Charles Manson
Submitted 1 month ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
People who wear orange 😍
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But I wanted lemon-lime!
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Orange is the new black
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.
rippermonty@feddit.uk 1 month ago
And range!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She has all her stat points in Charisma.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
maybe, but she didn’t have to. she’s a woman, there’s not much charisma needed
mmcintyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s one thing to say many men are easy, it’s a whole ass other thing to say any woman could have 5 lovers alongside their husband and get him and 4 of her boytoys to do crimes. She’s damn sure got something. My husband would draw the line well before 5!
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So the guys have their Self-esteem in negative numbers?
twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 month ago
5-man polycule takes skill
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
No wonder I have you tagged as a misandrist. Pig.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m tempted to say: “you do see the same guys i’m seeing?” Doesn’t take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My fat ass thinking “wow really?! How?!”
then I saw the men… no thanks
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It appears she chooses quantity over quality.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Quantity has a quality on its own.
hobovision@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The guy on the bottom left is the only one actually nailing that look.
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
That’s why he’s the Husband
hobovision@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Shit I got port and starboard reversed again
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What #3 lacks in hair he makes up for in heart!
MS06Borjarnon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he’s from some parallel universe’s version of Fleet Foxes.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They’re definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
His hair is fucking majestic.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is that Richard Stallman?
twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 month ago
They’re wearing orange so it might just be that they aren’t allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Burn on Stallman
mriormro@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The answer to that question is always yes.
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.
They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him …
The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8. During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother. ‘When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim’s mother,’ Sprow explained. His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the “Obese woman” has FIVE lovers
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
Doom@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
You’re just mad you’d never have 5 lovers
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t got a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All the Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord
Obese woman: bring me 6’s head on a pike, but do it… Slowly.
Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 month ago
Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can’t even get a date.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collection old video games is to me.
It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. “obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?” Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you’ll get anything.
Rin@lemm.ee 1 month ago
For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 month ago
One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho …
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Thanks for explaining that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that’s not helpful.
RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For all, that’s Dennis Franz (Captain Lorenzo from Die Hard 2), not porn hedgehog Ron Jeremy, though he would be a much better example of the guys above.
Imageivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wpb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Top right Ricky Gervais.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I was thinking Haley Joel Osment in about 25 years.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Stay classy Daily Heil.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 month ago
husband looks like if an Amish guy was super into Linkin Park
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man, I never thought about how fucked up the idea of fucking a clone that you yourself made actually is.
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Me wondering what obese has to do with it… “Dailymail” oh… Got it.
doug@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.
Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also the bold all caps FIVE… Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 month ago
The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It’s not a matter of factual or not, it’s not relevant at all to the story about “abducting and torturing” a person. Why does it matter at all that she’s obese? They didn’t put “short dark haired, white, brown eyed…” They chose obese for a reason and to me it’s kinda gross to be enforcing the whole “weight shame” thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it’s normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.
What dailymail has to do with it is they’re a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you’d used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they’d be framing something like this. It’s a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn’t have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn’t necessary but it might get someone to click.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obese commenter @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembers that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 month ago
I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today’s crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or … obesity. That’s how they get read.
Now … I imagine most of you don’t have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a … murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I read tge article and have no idea