She’s got a type
The 5 stages of Charles Manson
Submitted 2 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
People who wear orange 😍
Klear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But I wanted lemon-lime!
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Orange is the new black
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.
rippermonty@feddit.uk 2 months ago
And range!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She has all her stat points in Charisma.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
maybe, but she didn’t have to. she’s a woman, there’s not much charisma needed
mmcintyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s one thing to say many men are easy, it’s a whole ass other thing to say any woman could have 5 lovers alongside their husband and get him and 4 of her boytoys to do crimes. She’s damn sure got something. My husband would draw the line well before 5!
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So the guys have their Self-esteem in negative numbers?
twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 months ago
5-man polycule takes skill
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
No wonder I have you tagged as a misandrist. Pig.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m tempted to say: “you do see the same guys i’m seeing?” Doesn’t take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My fat ass thinking “wow really?! How?!”
then I saw the men… no thanks
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It appears she chooses quantity over quality.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Quantity has a quality on its own.
hobovision@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The guy on the bottom left is the only one actually nailing that look.
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
That’s why he’s the Husband
hobovision@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Shit I got port and starboard reversed again
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What #3 lacks in hair he makes up for in heart!
MS06Borjarnon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he’s from some parallel universe’s version of Fleet Foxes.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They’re definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
His hair is fucking majestic.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is that Richard Stallman?
twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 months ago
They’re wearing orange so it might just be that they aren’t allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Burn on Stallman
mriormro@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The answer to that question is always yes.
d00ery@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.
They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him …
The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8. During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother. ‘When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim’s mother,’ Sprow explained. His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the “Obese woman” has FIVE lovers
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
Doom@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
You’re just mad you’d never have 5 lovers
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t got a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All the Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord
Obese woman: bring me 6’s head on a pike, but do it… Slowly.
Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 months ago
Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can’t even get a date.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collection old video games is to me.
It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. “obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?” Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you’ll get anything.
Rin@lemm.ee 2 months ago
For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is
dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho …
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Thanks for explaining that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that’s not helpful.
RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Too right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For all, that’s Dennis Franz (Captain Lorenzo from Die Hard 2), not porn hedgehog Ron Jeremy, though he would be a much better example of the guys above.
Imageivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wpb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Top right Ricky Gervais.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I was thinking Haley Joel Osment in about 25 years.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Stay classy Daily Heil.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 months ago
husband looks like if an Amish guy was super into Linkin Park
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Man, I never thought about how fucked up the idea of fucking a clone that you yourself made actually is.
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Me wondering what obese has to do with it… “Dailymail” oh… Got it.
doug@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.
Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also the bold all caps FIVE… Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 months ago
The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It’s not a matter of factual or not, it’s not relevant at all to the story about “abducting and torturing” a person. Why does it matter at all that she’s obese? They didn’t put “short dark haired, white, brown eyed…” They chose obese for a reason and to me it’s kinda gross to be enforcing the whole “weight shame” thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it’s normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.
What dailymail has to do with it is they’re a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you’d used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they’d be framing something like this. It’s a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn’t have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn’t necessary but it might get someone to click.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obese commenter @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembers that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today’s crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or … obesity. That’s how they get read.
Now … I imagine most of you don’t have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a … murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I read tge article and have no idea