Rocketpoweredgorilla
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca
Reddit Refugee that moved to lemmy.world
- Comment on How do recommend eating this? 1 month ago:
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
- Comment on Nypd storms Columbia 1 month ago:
Pro-hamas
Huh, whaddyaknow, there’s that lie again.
“No Mr Netanyahu, it is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that, in a little over six months, your extremist government has killed over 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 78,000, 70% of whom are women and children,” theguardian.com/…/bernie-sanders-benjamin-netanya…
- Comment on Hamas and Iran celebrate anti-Gaza war protests taking US colleges by storm 2 months ago:
Ya I’ve seen a bunch of this blatant bullshit spreading lately trying to re-frame the protests as being pro hamas when anyone with half a brain knows otherwise. Isreal’s pr team must be working overtime.
- Comment on You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this. 2 months ago:
Where I live I can’t even get to the city within an hour.
- Comment on Atari's Black Beauty 2 months ago:
For me it was “Battlezone”. I spent hours shooting little squares at fuzzy rectangles that somewhat resembled tanks and loved every minute of it.
- Comment on Men over 30, have you ever been in a legit confrontation with a stranger? 2 months ago:
Quite a few times, but for context I grew up in a sort of biker/trucker social circle and I tend to speak my mind sometimes more than maybe I should. I do try to be a good person though and don’t try to get in anyone’s face unless they deserve it.
I guess the last time was a few years back having a smoke outside a bar. Some guy was aggressively hitting on my unofficially daughter (ex girlfriends kid) which was fine in itself until he started getting grabby with her so I pinned him against a wall and threatened to put him out of my misery. He calmed down fairly quickly after that and left.
- Comment on Please Plan Accordingly 2 months ago:
I used to have a nice pair of gorilla slippers for years until my old dog ate one. I can’t find a replacement for them due to my shoe size.
He has also destroyed regular shoes, a tv remote, wireless keyboard and mouse, a dog training book, and part of a door frame. (among other less consequential things.)
He was a big dog, (130+lbs) The teething phase was especially rough for all of us. My other dog actually took to hiding her favorite toys from him to avoid the furry shredder.
- Comment on Tint 3 months ago:
At least it woodn’t break as easily now.
- Comment on They lied to us 3 months ago:
That took me a second to click in for some reason lol.
- Comment on Antiques roadshow 3 months ago:
That little guy looks wheely thrilled to be there.
- Comment on Russia says Western envoys at Navalny funeral meddling in Russia 3 months ago:
I don’t know if it’s true or not (probably not considering the source, or at the least overblown) but there absolutely should be more meddling in russian affairs. After all, that seems to be all they know how to do to others.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
- Comment on What's stopping you from coding like this ? 4 months ago:
If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
- Comment on Google Chrome Warning Issued For All Windows Users 4 months ago:
Nearly 10 now. Finding drivers wasn’t an issue, but just couldn’t get much performance out of them.
I’m probably going to update some stuff this summer and possibly flip to Amd so I’ll probably try again then.
- Comment on Google Chrome Warning Issued For All Windows Users 4 months ago:
I’d like to flip to Linux, but I have an older nvidia card that doesn’t play well with it, so until I upgrade some hardware win 10 21h2 will have to do.
- Comment on Google Chrome Warning Issued For All Windows Users 4 months ago:
I updated my proton app recently and as I was updating it Microsoft edge updater tried installing updates as well for some reason.
I don’t even have edge installed. I simply blocked it from having net access but still, they can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut if they think I’m putting that on my system.
- Comment on Why are there so many cracked software spam posts in the last few days? 4 months ago:
Ah ok, I found the option on normal desktop, but apparently it’s not on the Mlmym interface which I use the most.
- Comment on Did ad blockers survive YouTube's offensive? Letting numbers talk 4 months ago:
Are you using Ublock, or Ublock Origin? Origin is the one you want.
- Comment on Why are there so many cracked software spam posts in the last few days? 4 months ago:
What is the best way to report it? Message a mod?
- Comment on Just Bill-t different 5 months ago:
Ah Thanks, I thought Billy the kid looked familiar but couldn’t place him.
- Comment on Just Bill-t different 5 months ago:
I have no idea who some of them are…
Billy Joel
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Bill Nye
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Bill Clinton
Bill Gates
Bill Cosby
Bill Murray
- Comment on It'll work, I saw it on the internet 5 months ago:
There must have been something more than just oil in whatever he dumped in there.
- Comment on Shitty railing 5 months ago:
That was me this morning. I knew my house has an issue with pipes freezing, I knew it was going down to -30c (-22f) with a -40 windchill last night here, yet for some boneheaded reason I never bothered to put a space heater in the area where the pipes freeze.
S0 I got to swear at myself this morning for a half hour while I was running around with a propane torch in my basement to thaw the lines out so I could flush the toilet.
One good thing with being an idiot is you get to learn how to fix things at least, so there’s that…
- Comment on What if 5 months ago:
Qui a coupé le fromage? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UReql4tK0l8
- Comment on Derek 5 months ago:
Well I am a bit thin, but everyone tells me I look younger than I am so I guess the flesh still on me is still fairly juicy at least.
- Comment on Derek 5 months ago:
Am I the only one that enjoyed night shifts? Less traffic, no big bosses around to mess things up or get in the way, no scheduled meetings or other distractions… just do your job and go home. And you can still run around to appointments etc and get stuff done during the day when everything is open without taking time off work.
Mind you, I’ve always been a night owl, so that probably helps my perspective…
- Comment on Don't even ask. 5 months ago:
“It’s just pining for the fjords” www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
- Comment on do it, coward 5 months ago:
Tis the season for giving they say…
- Comment on Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪ 6 months ago:
Hush little baby don’t you cry, soon you’ll know what it’s like to fly.
- Comment on From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it 6 months ago:
I used to have a job delivering bedding material for cattle. When I would unload they would often gather at the back of my semi truck and jump and dance around headbutting the material as it was falling out the back of the truck like enthusiastic dachshunds. It made me a bit nervous getting out of the truck in case one accidentally crushed me.
Happy cows are a little scary but hilarious at the same time.
- Comment on [Facebook] Messenger is finally getting end-to-end encryption by default - The Verge 6 months ago:
So Facebook, the company that reviews your private messages ( money.com/facebook-reviews-private-messages/ ) will let you encrypt your messages to other messenger users (That it also monitors) so that a third party can’t get that data without paying them first?