Anyone whose ever made dandelion wine knows that they WILL fuck you.
respect dandelions!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
A friend’s dad made this and we stole some as teens.
He wasn’t mad, he knew we learned a lesson.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason my great uncle used to make fortified tomato wine. I wasn’t around for it, but it seems to have exclusively been drunk by his kids, to their great regret. He could always tell by the uncontrollable retching
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
What’s the deal with dandelion wine? Is it really strong, or just an intense flavor?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What was it like?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
But not in a good way.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Off-topic but I heard second-hand that smoking camomile hits very hard.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I thought dandelions were now recognized as not a great food source for bees
We converted most of our yard into a native wildflower garden and I see a lot of bees these days. We also get fireflies in the summer now.
bluebadoo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This! Dandelion pollen does not contain all the amino acids necessary to support native bees. However, because they come up first and bees often become attracted to the first things they feed on, they can actually make bees addicted to them. Because they can’t meet their nutritional requirements with them, they die.
Plant native plants people!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
dumples@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Dandelions are now basically considered native around most of the globe. There is compelling evidence both ethnobotany and genetic that dandelion are native to both Eurasia and North America.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Wait, what? Expand on this.
dumples@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
The gist from what I have read (mostly from Native American herbalists) is that there is a oral cultural tradition for using dandelion for both food and medicine in North America. These oral traditions have various uses for the plant that likely predate European settlement. The basic concept is that Europeans never considered that a plant that they had in Europe could appear in North America unless they brought it. It was never considered to be native in both places even though the people who used in North America have a long tradition of use back by an oral tradition. However, since this was an oral tradition no one thought to consider it valid since it wasn’t written down. Since this has been suggested there is some genetic studies that back up that concept.
I found most of this information on the Dandelion section in Plants Have So Much to Give Us, All We Have to Do Is Ask: Anishinaabe Botanical Teachings. They have a good description and I have seen it mentioned now in a few other books.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And to expand on what the other commenter said, considering the logical side of it, those seeds seem very optimized to ride air currents around the entire hemisphere, especially when there’s a storm that can get them very high up.
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I was in my teens before I discovered that “weed” just meant “plant you don’t want.” There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don’t want it there.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
therefore, it is impossible to grow a weed intentionally.
Jhex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Best gardening definition I hav heard:
if it grows and you didn’t want to, it’s a weed if it doesn’t grow and you wantedeit to, it’s a flour
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What are the other two called?
- If it grows and you wanted it to
- If it doesn’t grow and you didn’t want it to
spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
A “success” and “not a problem”
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Dandelions are the only plant that spreads using children wishes
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
🥰
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
perfect username ♥️
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We planted redflower currant and the bees and bumblebees love the shit out of that. Also much prettier than dandelions. Redflower currant is the plant you want to fuck, dandelion is the one you have a chance with.
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That’s a whole ass bush though, totally different thing
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
whole ass-bush
dihutenosa@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I just mowed (parts of) my lawn. Left some clumps of different wildflowers standing, dandelions included.
I’m glad my neighbourhood does not have a Lawn Enforcement Agency.
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
If you stop mulching or pulling out dandelions in the garden, that will soon be the only thing you’re growing
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My
bodylawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Depends on how agressive the grass is, we got some kind of tall(over six feet if left alone) cat tail looking grass that hasn’t lost the fight yet after 20 years
dumples@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If you have a dandelion problem I would recommend you mulch / mow the dead dandelions you pull back into your yard. Dandelions are a dynamic accumulator which means they are very good at pulling up vitamins and minerals from the soil which they incorporate into their roots leaves, etc. This means dandelions will contain those minerals when being mulched and mowed back into your yard. If you are having a dandelion problem it likely mean your yard needs one or more of the minerals that they accumulate. So my mowing it back in you will feed your lawn and reduce their appear in the future
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Where I live it’s frankly too dry for uniform grass lawns and dandelions will completely take over if left alone. I’d be fine with it if I didn’t find the green jagged leafed plant and milky red stems so fugly, never mind the nice yellow flower.
I’ve been overseeding with white clover and native wildflowers since moving in both of which thrive in the spring choking out dandelions naturally. Puts nitrogen back into the soil too unlike grass.
All I do is aerate now.
Zombie@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Objection m’Lord!
I present to the court, exhibit A: youtu.be/bpEy-Mpm6AI
MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Now if only my city would agree with that instead of sending a citation for having an overgrown yard
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
there are a ton of less PITA pollinators than dandelions
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
you mean milkweed, it has to be native milkweed, otherwise the ornamental ones, usually the tropical ones can do more harm than good.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
The other day I saw a rabbit eating dandelions from my yard it was very cute
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I challenge the best gardener or botanist to grow weeds.
you think it’s easy, but in practice, it’s impossible
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
did you try to grow it intentionally?
therefore, it’s not a weed. sorry
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
they’re very yummy in teas! I’m actually currently sipping a “s’mores” flavored tea that uses roasted dandelion root, I find it quite nice.
rbos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Dandelion leaves (blanched) are good in salads and pestos.
rapchee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
♪ toss a coin to your witcher ♪
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I am entirely over ‘blank won’t fuck you’ as a response to shit. It’s cliched and trite and kills a conversation.
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m mildly allergic so yeah they will fuck me up.
If I’m in an enclosed space with one (e.g. car) I’ll start a sneezing fit. And I assume if I eat one my mouth will itch or swell (not even gonna attempt it).
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
In my garden the dandelions turned out to be Sowthistle. Which should be handy if any hungry sows show up on my second-floor apartment balcony.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
theres alot of dandelion look alike species growing here too.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
guzzles 15 Marigold Decoctions
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mettic is just pissed the dandelions think hes lame.
wieson@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Americans be talking about “non-native” plants on the world wide web