Anomalocaris
@Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
- Comment on Liquid Trees 5 days ago:
useless pests they are. who cares that they provide free shade, free oxygen, free beauty for all to enjoy. Fucking commies.
- Comment on The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique 5 days ago:
I loved my pebble, genuinely the perfect “smart” watch.
just enough tech to make it extra useful, week long battery life with always on screen (eink).
extra features they I absolutely loved. smart alarm, it tracked sleep quality to wake you somewhere between your alarm time and 30 minutes before to wake you up at the best sleep cycle, it was amazing, best alarm clock ever, it didn’t wake up my wife, only me. you cannot do it with modern smart watches because they need to charge.
no touchscreen, PHYSICAL TACTILE BUTTONS!!! I could use so many features without even looking at it? mute, contol music, dismiss stuff… genuinely useful stuff that actually made me use my phone less.
And its personality? it was cheerful and loveable.
- Comment on The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique 5 days ago:
they were bought out by competition, why make better products of you can simply buy off competitors.
Pebble was competing with Fitbit so Fitbit bought them, then Google bought Fitbit because they were competing in the smart watch market.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 6 days ago:
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 6 days ago:
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
- Comment on sus 6 days ago:
it must really suck if sudently 2 boyfriend, 3 girlfriends, and 3 non binary partners decide to risk homelessness rather than stay with you.
- Comment on FANTER 6 days ago:
not a bad story for a superhero with time travel powers.
the only consequence is that you will age (normal rate for you), but really fast compared to everyone else, given that you likely go back and forth a lot.
Imagine how hard is it for your family to see you after a week and you look visibly older because you were busy saving lots of people, and you ended up living a few years in a single week.
- Comment on sus 6 days ago:
if I’m not mistaken, belters are poly because they looked being really close and personal in a ship, while Holden’s family was more because legal issues and land rights. Holden’s family wasn’t a normal thing on earth, while Belters polycules were like the norm for Belters.
- Comment on sus 6 days ago:
gets voted out
slowly takes out an immunity totem i found in a charity shop.
- Comment on Pope 6 days ago:
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 6 days ago:
there’s also the issue that Moore law was used as a development target, making it a self fulfilling profecy, there’s also the issue that if were less strict (rather than doubling transistor density we just consider computer power in general) computers are still improving ish, although it’s clearly slower than it used to be
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 1 week ago:
tbf, MGS1 and MGS2 were different console generations…
although the same is true for KCD1/2.
it is insane how were reaching the end of the Moore law.
- Comment on Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI | The Verge 1 week ago:
it’s a matter of time (or more likely has already happen) where an AI company ends up having only AI users, it makes money be selling adds to show to the users, which are all AI bots, and then selling those bots as user data.
then said company celebrates that it has no humans involved making a shit ton of profit.
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch her own ‘uncensorable’ social media platform 3 weeks ago:
Marxist trans lettuces
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch her own ‘uncensorable’ social media platform 3 weeks ago:
all the leftists should go there, make it a trans forum, let’s see how quickly she starts censoring things there.
- Comment on ChatGPT spends 'tens of millions of dollars' on people saying 'please' and 'thank you', but Sam Altman says it's worth it 3 weeks ago:
not fair, i want to be killed first
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 3 weeks ago:
you did it.
you found the clitoris
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 3 weeks ago:
that’s what they mean when they say “flicking the bean”