the_riviera_kid

So it’s up to epics usual standards then.

Sounds like a you problem, you should work on that.

Oh perfect it’s lunch time, I needed some salt for my fries.

You can’t figure out how to lock your door? Damn I don’t think I’d admit that.

Enjoy your self imposed helplessness, I’ll keep using a fucking keychain.

glad to help

It’s one fucking key, it’s not exactly difficult to carry or keep track of.

Wait until you hear about this neat invention called a “key”. They are quite wonderful, they can securely lock and unlock your door in any conditions and don’t need those pesky batteries.

Well thanks for clarifying that you are in fact a douche. You have made it quite obvious why they don’t listen to you.

You sound like a pompous jackass, you should try a bit of humility.

Or alternatively just shut the fuck up.

Fortunately linux users are quite privacy focused so there is sure to be several distros that will ignore this stupid bullshit. Unfortunately the general public are morons and will just accept it without question when it shows up in the majority of OS’s.

The days of needed a VPN just to install and OS are looming and I am going to do anything I need to never fucking give any OS so much as a fake birthday because I should have to and I don’t fucking want to.

If you are unable to recognize this as the trojan horse that it is then you should seriously re-evaluate your observational skills.