CaptainBlagbird
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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- Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 17 hours ago:
My friend.
- Comment on happy weevil wednesday 18 hours ago:
Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…
- Comment on Helpful guide 2 days ago:
GNU Terry Pratchett
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
“You be the judge”
Let down the pants
Slap her in the face with it.
No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.
Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
- Comment on what a legend 2 weeks ago:
Both were monsters Image
- Comment on OSHA says 3 weeks ago:
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.
- Comment on Feeling the Groove 3 weeks ago:
👐
- Comment on “Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base” 4 weeks ago:
It makes me just think… 🤔😏
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 5 weeks ago:
Poor guy 🙈
- Comment on happy friday 1 month ago:
Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 1 month ago:
You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…
- Comment on kansas can get fcked 2 months ago:
⬆️⬆️⬆️
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 months ago:
Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess
- Comment on 0°mg 2 months ago:
Norway never had values at 0° or above
- Comment on Bearded vulture getting ready for a date. 2 months ago:
- Bearded ✔️
- Vulture ✔️
- Metal ✔️
- Mud ✔️
Sounds like a nice festiival 🤘🏻
- Comment on Think about it 2 months ago:
TIL, thanks
- Comment on Think about it 2 months ago:
At least our solar system
- Comment on Eh close enough 2 months ago:
Also Lapdance
- Comment on When life gives ya lemons. 2 months ago:
“LEMONS?!”
🫢 humpf
😮💦🍋 phaaa - Comment on protein! 2 months ago:
Wooosh xD
- Comment on protein! 2 months ago:
I mean, there’s a reason why we luke pasta. The protein, the looks, the taste… It’s basically fair maggots
- Comment on Does farting make you lighter or heavier ? 2 months ago:
Only if you’re naked.
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 2 months ago:
Well it depends for what application. It would definitely be enough for charging your phone a whole day at a festival. I’ve been using one of those “hiking” panels that you can put on a backpack. It produces less than 15 W, but is enough for my phone for the whole duration of the festival week; if it is sunny that is. I would love not having to bring both, an umbrella and the solar panel. E.g. Hellfest this year was really hot as hell, it definitely would have worked for this application.
- Comment on Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they... 3 months ago:
And thus probably had the opposite effect 😩
- Comment on Muppet 3 months ago:
Ability to take off and land elegantly 👀
- Comment on roundest birb 3 months ago:
With Corpse Paint 🖤
- Comment on so this is how you catch the gay virus! 3 months ago:
spoiler
- Comment on Chemistry is weird 4 months ago:
What does EV and FD stand for?
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
The Sound of Eye lens.