CaptainBlagbird

@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world

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⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does anyone else have this impression of gruyere?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
As a Swiss, I’m just gonna silently judge everyone here. 🧐
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do air purifiers really reduce dust much?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
Add strong fan, profit
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-hosted web printer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
Tipp: Add a * and space before the links to create a list:
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨transformations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
I can recommend this one
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
My friend.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy weevil wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
GNU Terry Pratchett
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
“You be the judge”

Let down the pants

Slap her in the face with it.

No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.

Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a legend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
Both were monsters Image
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OSHA says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Groove⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
👐
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
It makes me just think… 🤔😏
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
Poor guy 🙈
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They didn't stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kansas can get fcked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
⬆️⬆️⬆️
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0°mg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Norway never had values at 0° or above
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bearded vulture getting ready for a date.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
- Bearded ✔️
- Vulture ✔️
- Metal ✔️
- Mud ✔️
Sounds like a nice festiival 🤘🏻
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
TIL, thanks
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
At least our solar system
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eh close enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Also Lapdance
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
“LEMONS?!”
🫢 humpf
😮💦🍋 phaaa
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Wooosh xD
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
I mean, there’s a reason why we luke pasta. The protein, the looks, the taste… It’s basically fair maggots
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does farting make you lighter or heavier ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Only if you’re naked.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar powered personal umbrella with battery?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Well it depends for what application. It would definitely be enough for charging your phone a whole day at a festival. I’ve been using one of those “hiking” panels that you can put on a backpack. It produces less than 15 W, but is enough for my phone for the whole duration of the festival week; if it is sunny that is. I would love not having to bring both, an umbrella and the solar panel. E.g. Hellfest this year was really hot as hell, it definitely would have worked for this application.
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
And thus probably had the opposite effect 😩
⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Muppet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
Ability to take off and land elegantly 👀

CaptainBlagbird

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