CaptainBlagbird

@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy weevil wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  GNU Terry Pratchett

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You be the judge”

  Let down the pants

  Slap her in the face with it.

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  No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.

  Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a legend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both were monsters Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OSHA says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Groove⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  👐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes me just think… 🤔😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor guy 🙈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They didn't stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kansas can get fcked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ⬆️⬆️⬆️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0°mg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Norway never had values at 0° or above

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bearded vulture getting ready for a date.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • Bearded ✔️
  • Vulture ✔️
  • Metal ✔️
  • Mud ✔️

  Sounds like a nice festiival 🤘🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least our solar system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eh close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Lapdance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “LEMONS?!”
  🫢 humpf
  😮💦🍋 phaaa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wooosh xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s a reason why we luke pasta. The protein, the looks, the taste… It’s basically fair maggots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does farting make you lighter or heavier ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you’re naked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar powered personal umbrella with battery?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it depends for what application. It would definitely be enough for charging your phone a whole day at a festival. I’ve been using one of those “hiking” panels that you can put on a backpack. It produces less than 15 W, but is enough for my phone for the whole duration of the festival week; if it is sunny that is. I would love not having to bring both, an umbrella and the solar panel. E.g. Hellfest this year was really hot as hell, it definitely would have worked for this application.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And thus probably had the opposite effect 😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Muppet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ability to take off and land elegantly 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨roundest birb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With Corpse Paint 🖤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so this is how you catch the gay virus!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  spoiler

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chemistry is weird⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does EV and FD stand for?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Sound of Eye lens.