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If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
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Submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 1 week ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The Matrix?
bappity@lemmy.world 1 week ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 1 week ago
finally…
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
galanthus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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bier@feddit.nl 1 week ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
gerowen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 week ago
Not like that!
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 1 week ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I actually hope this is fake
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Zero dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Screamers was about these war robots that became self aware and began killing not just because you were an enemy soldier but because they could use your body parts to lubricate their gears. www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/
dukatos@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
123nope567@lemmy.world 1 week ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
HKPiax@lemmy.world 1 week ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
BAH GAWD
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Sounds like the synopsis of The Forever Winter. Great setting for that game.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 1 week ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 week ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 1 week ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.