Submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
Soylent is people!!!
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
I actually hope this is fake
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
Not like that!
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
Gabriel is hot🥵
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
Written by Phillip K. Dick
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
The image is old enough for that.
Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct
Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!
Our world, obsolete!
-Fear Factory, 1998
MANKIND IS DEAD
BAH GAWD
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
“EXTERMINATE!”
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
The Matrix?
Fuck Ted Faro
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
We’re doomed
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
the orphan crushing machine is complete
finally…
But that is not our mission, yet.
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
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BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
Zero dawn
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
Probably should spoiler tag that.
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds like the synopsis of The Forever Winter. Great setting for that game.