tektite
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- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
Maybe the marines saw him snacking on a box of crayons and they got confused, assuming he must be one of theirs?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct
Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!
Our world, obsolete!
-Fear Factory, 1998
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 2 months ago:
ゴースト Go–TsuTo
ス is su
ツ is tsu
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 2 months ago:
I’m sorry
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 2 months ago:
And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?
- Comment on Twinkle Tush 2 months ago:
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 3 months ago:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Give the entirety of Lana’i to the Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the sea on a raft or something.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 5 months ago:
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on pump up the jamz 5 months ago:
- Comment on Zuckerberg: The AI Slop Will Continue Until Morale Improves 5 months ago:
I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.
- Comment on Waterboy 5 months ago:
Vampira*
- Comment on I'm going insane 6 months ago:
REDRUM
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X is now worth less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price 6 months ago:
I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 6 months ago:
😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 6 months ago:
and to different degrees at different deaths.
Was that supposed to say depths?
