tektite
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- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on pump up the jamz 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Zuckerberg: The AI Slop Will Continue Until Morale Improves 2 weeks ago:
I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.
- Comment on Waterboy 3 weeks ago:
Vampira*
- Comment on I'm going insane 1 month ago:
REDRUM
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X is now worth less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price 1 month ago:
I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 1 month ago:
😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?
- Comment on End nuclear fusion! 1 month ago:
and to different degrees at different deaths.
Was that supposed to say depths?
- Comment on The phrase "Pics or it didn't happen" is largely meaningless now that AI is a thing. 1 month ago:
Lookin up to me like training Ai is free, when my copyright was out you wasn’t paying me.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
(Don’t Fear) the Reaper in my ass
- Comment on Religious people: The world is ending 2 months ago:
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.
- Comment on The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss 2 months ago:
Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.
- Comment on Cursed 2 months ago:
He’s just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.
- Comment on Chat is this real 2 months ago:
In other words, this is not a situation where someone who’s currently alive had agreed to something in a click-through many years ago and is now suing.
The wife was the doctor who died. The husband is who is suing and also who signed up for the D+ trial so yes it is but on behalf of someone who cannot sue as she is dead.
- Comment on I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ? 2 months ago:
No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!
- Comment on banana slugs 3 months ago:
“Are you serious? Fuckin slug? Ohh my god, he is so fuckin ugly.”
- Comment on Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO 3 months ago:
A whole dollar?? You’ll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he’s out here giving these “users” the money he wants to keep?
- Comment on Loyalty 4 months ago:
But what if you put lipstick on it
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 6 months ago:
mollusks and milk
- Comment on Sam Altman takes nuclear energy company Oklo public to help power his AI ambitions 6 months ago:
So he named his company after the world’s only natural nuclear reactor in Oklo
Am I the only one who gets tired of having search results (which are already terrible) get even worse when capitalists take names for their products and companies from native languages and locations, making it harder to find information about the pre-existing stuff?
I’m interested in Gabon’s natural nuclear reactor, not in some stupid saltman company.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 6 months ago:
It’s ok, there’s still other companies to choose from. Twitter can develop your brain implant instead!
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 6 months ago:
When Kilauea was making news for erupting, I showed my (now ex) partner a photo of the lava flow over the road with hazard barriers to keep people away.
Her response was to ask why they didn’t just divert the flow away from where people are.
- Comment on Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time? 6 months ago:
Unfortunately the keyboard I use doesn’t support the language I’m referring to but I’ve not needed it to anyway. It’s just frustrating to lose all the words I’d taught it just to rid myself of remembered typos.
- Comment on Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time? 6 months ago:
I finally found the setting in the keyboard to delete the words it has learned so I stop getting the stupid typos it picks instead of actual words. Of course there was no list and I had to agree to delete all learned words which now means I will have to teach it again all of the words in another language that I use regularly.
Would have highly preferred going through the list and deleting the stupid typos it saved. I agree with you that it seems deliberate.
- Comment on ⌛⌛ 7 months ago:
Right. Now don’t do it again!
- Comment on ⌛⌛ 7 months ago:
When lightning strikes sand it creates fulgerites.
Tektites are meteorites that are formed when meteorites strike.
- Comment on Court Bans Use of 'AI-Enhanced' Video Evidence Because That's Not How AI Works 7 months ago:
Horatio would NEVER 😎