Your mom been on Amazon again?
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Elkot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 1 year ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 year ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Skeet
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
elannasdad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
MBM@lemmings.world 1 year ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 year ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
False@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
MBM@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 year ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Guessing Texas
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 year ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Life Pro Tip.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
tacofox@lemm.ee 1 year ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I think its a dick move.