No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
They said the packaging would be discreet!
Submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/01108fcf-e4e1-4aa5-a0bf-2f6f6314705b.jpeg
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Skeet
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
tacofox@lemm.ee 1 week ago
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 days ago
HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 week ago
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 week ago
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What does LPT stand for?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Life Pro Tip.
elannasdad@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Nightweb@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 week ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
mondomon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hopefully unlubed.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 5 days ago
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Paging Dr. Evil.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Elkot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Your mom been on Amazon again?
blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I think its a dick move.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
friendlycheese@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Reposted.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 week ago
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Now that’s a big load!
solomon42069@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 days ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
MBM@lemmings.world 5 days ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
False@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 week ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Guessing Texas
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
MBM@lemmings.world 5 days ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.