I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.
Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth
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Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn’t technically one hole, it’s kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it’s a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dad recognise dad.
Or lactation fetishist.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 4 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Now I’m thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It does.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Those are shotguns by default though
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Someone with pierced titties plesse put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
I also need to do this expermient for scientific purposes. Any candidates?
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
evlogii@lemm.ee 4 months ago
They don’t. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don’t taste anything, just as you don’t taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.
coriza@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you heating your plastic piercings?
saigot@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I think they might talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.
joe_cool@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
So does every cut on any other body part.
Weirdly enough other people’s blood tastes slightly different than my own.banana_lama@lemm.ee 4 months ago
That should’ve healed by then though
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
The thing is that some metal ions can catalyse oils of the skin into compounds that are what causes the metallic taste
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They don’t taste any different but I still don’t like them.
Same with the septum rings.
No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.
It’s wild how insane people get about their piercings and body modifications though. Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn’t like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren’t going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.
Liz@midwest.social 4 months ago
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who like them
…What?
WldFyre@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Saying you’re disappointed with what girls do to their bodies is mad weird, though
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 months ago
You… tasted a septum ring?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You may think inside the nose is tasty but it’snot.
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I mean I don’t discriminate a whole lot when I’m having a good time licking things.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
username checks out
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Is weird to have preferences”
That’s what you’re really saying.
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Why are you disappointed? What is the disappointment here? That you don’t want to sleep with random women who get those piercings? You were never entitled to do so in the first place, so I’m not sure how that could be a disappointment to you.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?
OP didn’t say he’s throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bro is expressing distaste in a fashion accessory, why you taking it so hard?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Tell me you’ve never sucked pierced titties without telling me you’ve never sucked pierced titties.
Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 4 months ago
More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Tell me you never sucked tiddies pierced with house keys by providing me with a picture of tiddies pierced with house keys.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 months ago
Do you drink toilet water often? Same difference.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
Heavybell@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And there’s no place like home.
_Sprite@lemmy.world 4 months ago
only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone’s experience sucking pierced titties
InternetUser2012@midwest.social 4 months ago
Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Like, it must have been a (horrible) style choice right?
Can’t fuck up that much on accident.
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
… And there’s no place like home
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
why do you know what keys taste like
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn’t remind me of such though.
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Have you seriously never just had that one moment where your hands were full and you needed the keys out of your hand for a second but you knew you were about to need the keys again shortly so you just put them in your mouth real quick so that you can do what you need to do and then grab the keys again
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Would it be accurate to say more people would know what the latter tastes like than the former?
xenoclast@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Certainly in Lemmy …
snackzilla@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Momma always said titties gotta squeeze themselves.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?
psmgx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It’s not true for any piercing, so no.
The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.
But likely? No.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only if they’re kept clean
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
🤢
PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This tickled me pink🤣😂😂. My nipples taste like Hersheys kisses…
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Gross!!! Let me taste it.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Even better
Hubi@feddit.org 4 months ago
That car has the worst tint job I’ve ever seen
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It tastes like house keys.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I have a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to do it right.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have, but those guys were kinda cheating. They had worked as tint installers previously, and knew what they were doing. Did some badass decal applications as well.