I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.
Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth
Submitted 5 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn’t technically one hole, it’s kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it’s a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Dad recognise dad.
Or lactation fetishist.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them
FmbyMF@lemmy.world 5 days ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Now I’m thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It does.
corus_kt@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Those are shotguns by default though
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 days ago
Someone with pierced titties plesse put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 days ago
I also need to do this expermient for scientific purposes. Any candidates?
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
evlogii@lemm.ee 4 days ago
They don’t. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don’t taste anything, just as you don’t taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.
coriza@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Are you heating your plastic piercings?
saigot@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
I think they might talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.
joe_cool@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
So does every cut on any other body part.
Weirdly enough other people’s blood tastes slightly different than my own.banana_lama@lemm.ee 3 days ago
That should’ve healed by then though
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
The thing is that some metal ions can catalyse oils of the skin into compounds that are what causes the metallic taste
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They don’t taste any different but I still don’t like them.
Same with the septum rings.
No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.
It’s wild how insane people get about their piercings and body modifications though. Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn’t like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren’t going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.
Liz@midwest.social 4 days ago
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who like them
…What?
WldFyre@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Saying you’re disappointed with what girls do to their bodies is mad weird, though
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 days ago
You… tasted a septum ring?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You may think inside the nose is tasty but it’snot.
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I mean I don’t discriminate a whole lot when I’m having a good time licking things.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
username checks out
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 days ago
“Is weird to have preferences”
That’s what you’re really saying.
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Why are you disappointed? What is the disappointment here? That you don’t want to sleep with random women who get those piercings? You were never entitled to do so in the first place, so I’m not sure how that could be a disappointment to you.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?
OP didn’t say he’s throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.
ameancow@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Bro is expressing distaste in a fashion accessory, why you taking it so hard?
_Sprite@lemmy.world 4 days ago
only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone’s experience sucking pierced titties
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Tell me you’ve never sucked pierced titties without telling me you’ve never sucked pierced titties.
Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 days ago
More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Tell me you never sucked tiddies pierced with house keys by providing me with a picture of tiddies pierced with house keys.
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 days ago
Do you drink toilet water often? Same difference.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
Heavybell@lemmy.world 5 days ago
And there’s no place like home.
InternetUser2012@midwest.social 5 days ago
Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Like, it must have been a (horrible) style choice right?
Can’t fuck up that much on accident.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Would it be accurate to say more people would know what the latter tastes like than the former?
xenoclast@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Certainly in Lemmy …
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
… And there’s no place like home
PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This tickled me pink🤣😂😂. My nipples taste like Hersheys kisses…
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
why do you know what keys taste like
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn’t remind me of such though.
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Have you seriously never just had that one moment where your hands were full and you needed the keys out of your hand for a second but you knew you were about to need the keys again shortly so you just put them in your mouth real quick so that you can do what you need to do and then grab the keys again
snackzilla@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Momma always said titties gotta squeeze themselves.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 days ago
The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Gross!!! Let me taste it.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Even better
psmgx@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
It’s not true for any piercing, so no.
The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.
But likely? No.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Only if they’re kept clean
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 days ago
🤢
Hubi@feddit.org 5 days ago
That car has the worst tint job I’ve ever seen
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It tastes like house keys.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 days ago
Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I have a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to do it right.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I have, but those guys were kinda cheating. They had worked as tint installers previously, and knew what they were doing. Did some badass decal applications as well.