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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨P.R.I.D.E⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would do this for just 1.99⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The End of an Era: Exploring the Final Sony MiniDisc Walkman Models⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MD was superior to CD from a portability point of view, especially in personal players like the Walkman or car stereos.

  I had a MD car stereo in around 1997. CD quality sound, without the jumping of a CD every time you hit a pothole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no words, much feelings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Write that down! Write that down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Man Who Met Kit Duncan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am all Kit Duncan on this blessed day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China is quietly pushing ahead with massive 50,000Mbps broadband rollout to leapfrog rest of the world on internet speeds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I work on PON and XGPON. Officially we work on a -25dB maximum, but I’ve seen circuits stable at around 30dB.

  It’s surprising how many bad splices you can ignore before it gets problematic.

  -18.5dB is going to limit you to either a really good fibre path, or a really short one. Unless you have options with long-range SFPs? The constant progress keeps my job interesting at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China is quietly pushing ahead with massive 50,000Mbps broadband rollout to leapfrog rest of the world on internet speeds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is for PON technology. 1 fibre can be split 32-ways to feed, you guessed it, 32 customers. 50g over a fibre that is split 32-ways with a minimum of 15db loss is impressive.

  I guarantee those 100gbps circuits are a single fibre all the way from the provider to the customer. And they are expensive, very expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"It seems likely Elon Musk has lost over half of the UK twitter daily audience by now"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can be substituted for a Rottie, or a couple of Dobermans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea teeters on the brink of administration⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And literally no-one card. Typhoo is probably the worst big-brand tea there is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  D2, B

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Becoming et al.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft formally deprecates the 39-year-old Windows Control Panel⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Trump will speak from behind bulletproof glass at outdoor rallies⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And in the sea?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 4th Gen Mitsubishi Delica⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Old-school reversing sensor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pringles⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It took 3 seconds, and it was AI what figured it all out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wonder woman's got jokes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I spy a few cunts though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peeble streamer on Doop⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

  Just stay off my damn lawn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect posture⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this many times to weigh suitcases before a flight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk says SpaceX HQ officially moving to Texas, blames new CA trans student privacy law⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky for them, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front and Backflipping⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We just glossing over the influence of Sammy Somersault? His early work was groundbreaking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to talk about the PM of the UK.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Capital T.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's address the significant issue confronting the nation today.. Which Mr/Mrs Men are you?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Cunty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One is a colossal shit hole. The other is a colossal shit hole in the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get that metallic taste out of my mouth⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Independent auditors confirm top VPN doesn't log your data⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Military horses run loose in central London, injuring 4 people and causing havoc⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it sucks for the horse, but that is a bad-ass photo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh the wonders of technology⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re in your bum, aren’t they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going with Australia