zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’ll help elderly people with mobility issues — hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask Heinz – there’s sugar in the tomato sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My sibling in Christ — half of these, and others. Sometimes you want English breakfast beans. You buy Heinz and they’re sweet, but okay. You grab the sugar-free ones by accident and they’re artificially sweetened and a crime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what’s currently going on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn’t even know those existed. And they shouldn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long before the GOP tries to get the 23andMe data?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they? For that their ideology would have to adhere to some sort of logic. It doesn’t. They decide who is a good American and who’s bad and gets deported/disappeared.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Having any delivery person enter my flat would be a declaration of war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This one right here, officer! They did it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You got relish, you’re living well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would one exit a black hole?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Through the gift shop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parallel Empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget Netflix, Volkswagen locks horsepower behind paid subscription⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Volkscoin is such a cursed word it made me shudder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parallel Empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I cannot remember the model, but I had a notebook once that was flatter than an RJ45 but had sort of a fold-out one. It sat flush with the case and when you pushed it, it popped out and opened slightly. Didn’t seem too flimsy, but surely less sturdy than one entirely encased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, these things are deathtraps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W.a.m.d.i.i.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap and sour?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE agents pointed guns at a US citizen when she walked out on to her yard to ask why they were arresting her (legal immigrant) partner.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, Germany here. We currently don’t use Nuremberg, so feel free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Officer Earl Money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you ever use your Toe to turn one of these on or off?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, just for turbo button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure about this one ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey.

  Hey.

  It’s a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨paid subscription⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “How are you feeling today?”

  “S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know you want it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely don’t know wether to admire you or feel concerned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah.

  They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

  Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

  Don’t ask me how I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Micro-retirement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God that is such a great idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And NO lube!?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™