zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah.

  They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

  Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

  Don’t ask me how I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Micro-retirement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God that is such a great idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And NO lube!?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No war but class war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if content == political { content.censor = true };

  It’s like you don’t want this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This California community's water will be shut off if it doesn't approve a stunning 300% rate hike by Monday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s literally called Diablo Grande. Do you think water is supposed to go there?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get that reference. It’s been years, though. What’s the difference again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who bites into popsicles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lieber bi als nie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the colors, Latvias flag is actually not in 1:1:1 proportions, but 2:1:2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some D-Mox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But those are tiles in the he picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Connecting to some basic ass tile work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so many different kinds of “less-lethal” kinetics and most modern ones aren’t bounced off the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those hot turds of yours… What’s their diameter?

  …in Millimeters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … or fully rubber or wood or foam or kevlar baggies full of lead or any combination of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the cake is a lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, every other question to your patient should be:

  “And then you were sexually exploited by a satanic cult, right? Right?! I’m pretty sure you were.

  Anyway, what’re you doing after this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We use Rainbow Messenger at work, the messaging/video call app by Alcatel.

  I wish for Teams almost daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re not a native speaker? German for instance capitalizes all nouns. You’ll often find weird capitalizations in my (mobile) writing when my phone didn’t correctly guess what I wanted to type. At least some words in the OPs text are German nouns (e.g. See, All), while others aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.

  Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you look at it, it’s lawful good.

  But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, after flooding the book market with self-Publisher AI elop the same thing is coming for audio books. Prepare to wade through rivers of shit to find something nice. Or leave the platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah. We survived!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a year of uni (unfinished), a year of an apprenticeship (unfinished) and then 1.5yrs of joblessness. Started at 20, I learned a trade in my mid twenties and have a solid career now. I just regret I was never able to finish uni.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I had to provide end of life care to a close relative.”

  I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that’s my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.