zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on Little Pea Shooters 2 weeks ago:
Long Mission Fling Assisted Operation
- Comment on Llama 2 weeks ago:
Whatever it is, it’s gonna be a crab soon.
- Comment on Dance 2 weeks ago:
Font mixing – not even once.
- Comment on What does this mean? 2 weeks ago:
Praise be, for He is coming.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 2 weeks ago:
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’ll help elderly people with mobility issues — hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 3 weeks ago:
Ask Heinz – there’s sugar in the tomato sauce.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 3 weeks ago:
My sibling in Christ — half of these, and others. Sometimes you want English breakfast beans. You buy Heinz and they’re sweet, but okay. You grab the sugar-free ones by accident and they’re artificially sweetened and a crime.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 3 weeks ago:
Marie Curie three times and Imma sit real close to her so I can check out early and miss a whole lot of what’s currently going on.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 3 weeks ago:
I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn’t even know those existed. And they shouldn’t.
- Comment on How long before the GOP tries to get the 23andMe data? 3 weeks ago:
Why would they? For that their ideology would have to adhere to some sort of logic. It doesn’t. They decide who is a good American and who’s bad and gets deported/disappeared.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Having any delivery person enter my flat would be a declaration of war.
- Comment on I genuinely can't wait for Mobile Linux to become a thing 3 weeks ago:
This one right here, officer! They did it!
- Comment on It slaps tho 3 weeks ago:
You got relish, you’re living well.
- Comment on How would one exit a black hole? 4 weeks ago:
Through the gift shop.
- Comment on Parallel Empires 4 weeks ago:
Yes!
- Comment on Forget Netflix, Volkswagen locks horsepower behind paid subscription 4 weeks ago:
Volkscoin is such a cursed word it made me shudder.
- Comment on Parallel Empires 4 weeks ago:
I cannot remember the model, but I had a notebook once that was flatter than an RJ45 but had sort of a fold-out one. It sat flush with the case and when you pushed it, it popped out and opened slightly. Didn’t seem too flimsy, but surely less sturdy than one entirely encased.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 5 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, these things are deathtraps.
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 5 weeks ago:
Cheap and sour?
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 5 weeks ago:
Fantastic.
- Comment on ICE agents pointed guns at a US citizen when she walked out on to her yard to ask why they were arresting her (legal immigrant) partner. 5 weeks ago:
Hey, Germany here. We currently don’t use Nuremberg, so feel free.
- Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 1 month ago:
Officer Earl Money
- Comment on Did you ever use your Toe to turn one of these on or off? 1 month ago:
No, just for turbo button.
- Comment on Not sure about this one 1 month ago:
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
- Comment on paid subscription 1 month ago:
“How are you feeling today?”
“S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”
- Comment on You know you want it 1 month ago:
I genuinely don’t know wether to admire you or feel concerned.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 month ago:
When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.
- Comment on Poor guy 😭 1 month ago:
Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?
- Comment on Build your smile 2 months ago:
Slop
