zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W.a.m.d.i.i.⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap and sour?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE agents pointed guns at a US citizen when she walked out on to her yard to ask why they were arresting her (legal immigrant) partner.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, Germany here. We currently don’t use Nuremberg, so feel free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Officer Earl Money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you ever use your Toe to turn one of these on or off?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, just for turbo button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure about this one ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey.

  Hey.

  It’s a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨paid subscription⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “How are you feeling today?”

  “S̸̤̰̳̘̳̮͆̓̀l̸̨̹̠̫̣̭̤̓̍̀ͅe̵̱͎̪͗̈ĕ̴̫͕̓͒̇̄́͂̚͝p̴̡͇̟̯͈̲͗̈́̀͋͆̈́̕̚͝͝.̷͎͈̻̚͝”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know you want it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I genuinely don’t know wether to admire you or feel concerned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 14 I got turned down by a friend who proceeded to date a 27 year old man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor guy 😭⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Build your smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah.

  They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

  Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

  Don’t ask me how I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Micro-retirement⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God that is such a great idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And NO lube!?!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No war but class war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if content == political { content.censor = true };

  It’s like you don’t want this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This California community's water will be shut off if it doesn't approve a stunning 300% rate hike by Monday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s literally called Diablo Grande. Do you think water is supposed to go there?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get that reference. It’s been years, though. What’s the difference again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who bites into popsicles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lieber bi als nie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the colors, Latvias flag is actually not in 1:1:1 proportions, but 2:1:2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some D-Mox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But those are tiles in the he picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Connecting to some basic ass tile work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so many different kinds of “less-lethal” kinetics and most modern ones aren’t bounced off the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those hot turds of yours… What’s their diameter?

  …in Millimeters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … or fully rubber or wood or foam or kevlar baggies full of lead or any combination of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the cake is a lie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, every other question to your patient should be:

  “And then you were sexually exploited by a satanic cult, right? Right?! I’m pretty sure you were.

  Anyway, what’re you doing after this?”