zakobjoa
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world
- Comment on No looky for you! 1 week ago:
Maybe they’re not a native speaker? German for instance capitalizes all nouns. You’ll often find weird capitalizations in my (mobile) writing when my phone didn’t correctly guess what I wanted to type. At least some words in the OPs text are German nouns (e.g. See, All), while others aren’t.
- Comment on 🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵 2 weeks ago:
Sounds hot
- Comment on 7 for me 2 weeks ago:
I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 2 weeks ago:
No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 2 weeks ago:
If you look at it, it’s lawful good.
But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.
- Comment on Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks 3 weeks ago:
So, after flooding the book market with self-Publisher AI elop the same thing is coming for audio books. Prepare to wade through rivers of shit to find something nice. Or leave the platform.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 3 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah. We survived!
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 3 weeks ago:
I have a year of uni (unfinished), a year of an apprenticeship (unfinished) and then 1.5yrs of joblessness. Started at 20, I learned a trade in my mid twenties and have a solid career now. I just regret I was never able to finish uni.
- Comment on Not difficult to understand 4 weeks ago:
“I had to provide end of life care to a close relative.”
I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that’s my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.
- Comment on Generational differences 4 weeks ago:
Even crazier that your school has to do fundraising :(
- Comment on The moment I was radicalized 5 weeks ago:
Ahoj, sousede!
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
You 2-people are insane. It’s clearly fork number five.
- Comment on Praise jeebus 1 month ago:
TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.
- Comment on If the USA and China goes to war, how likely will Chinese-Americans end up in "internment camps" like what happened to Japanese-Americans during WW2? 1 month ago:
Maybe they’re counting Japanese people as Pacific Islanders? Which imo seems more racist somehow.
- Comment on Genius 1 month ago:
Freedom Flaps
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 2 months ago:
The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.
- Comment on Redditors told me to go to the therapist but I can’t afford one nor pick one from thousands available. What now? 2 months ago:
Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 2 months ago:
That was the joke :(
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 2 months ago:
Pretty sure parsecs measure time.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 months ago:
That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 months ago:
My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 months ago:
Not for jokes, though.
- Comment on Delicious 2 months ago:
That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 months ago:
5 am.
Laughs in German.
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 3 months ago:
Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!
- Comment on Support animal rule 6 months ago:
That’s so not a trout.
- Comment on If you find any German words, you can keep them 7 months ago:
WUNDERSCHÖNE
- Comment on Ukraine graphics is crazy 7 months ago:
He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.
You fought putting your socks on right.
- Comment on Octopus 7 months ago:
Okay, but mine was funnier.