zakobjoa

@zakobjoa@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just hope they weren’t propositioning you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Lieber bi als nie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Apart from the colors, Latvias flag is actually not in 1:1:1 proportions, but 2:1:2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some D-Mox

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But those are tiles in the he picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Connecting to some basic ass tile work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so many different kinds of “less-lethal” kinetics and most modern ones aren’t bounced off the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those hot turds of yours… What’s their diameter?

  …in Millimeters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … or fully rubber or wood or foam or kevlar baggies full of lead or any combination of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the cake is a lie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, every other question to your patient should be:

  “And then you were sexually exploited by a satanic cult, right? Right?! I’m pretty sure you were.

  Anyway, what’re you doing after this?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We use Rainbow Messenger at work, the messaging/video call app by Alcatel.

  I wish for Teams almost daily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re not a native speaker? German for instance capitalizes all nouns. You’ll often find weird capitalizations in my (mobile) writing when my phone didn’t correctly guess what I wanted to type. At least some words in the OPs text are German nouns (e.g. See, All), while others aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.

  Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you look at it, it’s lawful good.

  But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, after flooding the book market with self-Publisher AI elop the same thing is coming for audio books. Prepare to wade through rivers of shit to find something nice. Or leave the platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah. We survived!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a year of uni (unfinished), a year of an apprenticeship (unfinished) and then 1.5yrs of joblessness. Started at 20, I learned a trade in my mid twenties and have a solid career now. I just regret I was never able to finish uni.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I had to provide end of life care to a close relative.”

  I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that’s my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Even crazier that your school has to do fundraising :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moment I was radicalized⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahoj, sousede!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You 2-people are insane. It’s clearly fork number five.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise jeebus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that Jesus was 4ft tall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the USA and China goes to war, how likely will Chinese-Americans end up in "internment camps" like what happened to Japanese-Americans during WW2?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re counting Japanese people as Pacific Islanders? Which imo seems more racist somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Freedom Flaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redditors told me to go to the therapist but I can’t afford one nor pick one from thousands available. What now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battery tech really does move fast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was the joke :(