jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covfefe⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Netflix exclusive⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Fast Food Gotten Worse, or Am I Just Getting Old?⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

  Yes

  Have I just gotten old

  Get off my lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporters Without Borders sues X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporters Without Borders sues X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He can still deploy Seal Team.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy sciences.

  Also username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monster⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t spend eight years in school just to be called Mister Frankenstein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From e we hat angle would you look at the traditional star shape and see a circle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you going to flip the signs though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We did it Lemmy!

  Where’s our Nobel prize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t all factorials absolute factorials?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Louisilambda

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or feline AIDS. Can’t fool that with fake eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even arrows or spears wouldn’t have been long enough to develop such a trait. And with those tools, still I don’t think Tiger would have been a primary target for humans. Seems like for most societies felines and canines were just not things we eat. Though maybe hunted for the pelt? In which case maybe they do eat the meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you would say the clip is inside the magazine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not likely to be AI-generated or Deepfake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What tool is this? I assume the tool is also AI based?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I benchmarked 6 different metal USB sticks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is awesome. I think I need to get a Corsair. And looks like I can probably use it for self defense too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSA silent on CrowdStrike’s claim Delta skipped required security update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I read it. So is CrowdStrike going to argue that some other software update was supposed to have been installed by Delta prior to CrowdStrike’s update?

  That’s my question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Death Machine (aka Tesla) Mows Down Deer at Full Speed , Keeps Going on "Autopilot"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was using the doe restroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Death Machine (aka Tesla) Mows Down Deer at Full Speed , Keeps Going on "Autopilot"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to collect it and then stage a bicycle accident in Central Park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nanoprobes are genocide. Species 8472. Make the Quadrant Great Again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSA silent on CrowdStrike’s claim Delta skipped required security update⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait I thought this was caused by a security update.

  Are they saying there was a security update that would have prevented the CrowdStrike update from bricking everything?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House of Flesh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to see the pop tart people fight the hot pocket people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congress is the brothel.