jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI data centers reportedly cause power problems in residential areas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonderful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vietnam property tycoon on death row awaits appeal verdict⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truong My Lan sounds like the SSID you use when testing a new router.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NATO warships surround Chinese ship suspected of sabotaging undersea internet cables — ship allegedly dragged anchor 100 miles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe roundeye will need to buy more cable…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Trump threatens to impose sweeping new tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China on first day in office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet those eggs will be super cheap though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was not on my Tiananmen Square bingo card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plat plat plat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, jumping is scarier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thy bidding, master?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Open your mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t oxygen come first?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gemini AI tells the user to die — the answer appeared out of nowhere when the user asked Google's Gemini for help with his homework⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol this is how it helps you with your homework? You ask it the question, then you list the multiple choice answers. Then it tells you the answer?? Lmfao oh god, we’re fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky Social surpasses 19 million users as more celebrities leave X⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah once the mainstream media started picking up Reddit stories, that’s when Reddit started going to shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky Social surpasses 19 million users as more celebrities leave X⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that number has to be way bigger than the others for this reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube devs be like⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems like a lot of this perception originates in the gaming industry where in some cases the devs actually do have quite a bit of control over user experience. In the rest of the software world, this stuff is driven by product management / marketing / whatever title they give to the people who define requirements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covfefe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Netflix exclusive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Fast Food Gotten Worse, or Am I Just Getting Old?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

  Yes

  Have I just gotten old

  Get off my lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporters Without Borders sues X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reporters Without Borders sues X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He can still deploy Seal Team.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy sciences.

  Also username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be tired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t spend eight years in school just to be called Mister Frankenstein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From e we hat angle would you look at the traditional star shape and see a circle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you going to flip the signs though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We did it Lemmy!

  Where’s our Nobel prize.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t all factorials absolute factorials?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Louisilambda

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or feline AIDS. Can’t fool that with fake eyes.