jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it’s great news either way. I’d just be curious about the numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’m wondering for how many weeks.

  And then how many millions of ms office users there are? (Or billions…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one way to deal with conflict of interests not being addressed. Too badly it can’t work for everything else. Like I can’t “boycott” space travel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, you’d think they would provide vin numbers, which the government would then check against vehicle registrations with whatever DMV equivalent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough choices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough choices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans are animals tho?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He comes out of the drain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*trumpets blare*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting take. What genres of music are not full of homophobia?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah even before those websites existed, they were collecting all kinds of files on people. Like late 80s, early 90s. Warehouses full of paper records.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 250 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Minecraft on ps3 was so annoying compared to pc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepperidge Farm remembers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They can’t possibly be that stupid. I’m sure they have more sinister plans for these geneology databases. My first guess would be blackmail. But I’m guessing they have a ton of other evil ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HIS DAD WAS A 2021!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His editor was Gil O’tine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I really feel like I’m missing something here. I really like doing steaks on a George Foreman grill. Not sure about the rest of his life or career. But the grill (which presumably he just paid to put his name on) is decent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a website posted on Lemmy a few days ago that showed up in my all feed, where you could look up where protests were planned. I imagine platforms like X instantly remove links to it. So it’s probably difficult to get the word out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to know a girl who was DTF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idioms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, in English we have the expression “does a bear shit in the woods?” Which is asked in response to some other question where the answer is clearly “yes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idioms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The early bird flu catches the brain worm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk’s X suspends opposition accounts in Turkey amid civil unrest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re also giving us eggs. Hmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We are not robbers.”

  “Ok, you can rub them.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m curious, does Tesla have its own financing division that gives out these loans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've done it again...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did pasta exist in Jesus’ time? I don’t think they mention it much in the Bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My legs forgot how to leg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord plans to roll out third-party ads on its mobile apps, starting with a mobile pilot for Video Quests, video ads that let users earn rewards, in June 2025.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it have an API he can cut off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday Emma!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday Emma!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?