jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.world
- Comment on LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week 4 weeks ago:
Oh it’s great news either way. I’d just be curious about the numbers.
- Comment on LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week 4 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m wondering for how many weeks.
And then how many millions of ms office users there are? (Or billions…)
- Comment on Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates 4 weeks ago:
This is one way to deal with conflict of interests not being addressed. Too badly it can’t work for everything else. Like I can’t “boycott” space travel.
- Comment on Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates 4 weeks ago:
Right, you’d think they would provide vin numbers, which the government would then check against vehicle registrations with whatever DMV equivalent.
- Comment on Tesla is banned from Canada EV rebate program, gov freezes suspicous $43 million in rebates 4 weeks ago:
We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back
- Comment on Tough choices 4 weeks ago:
Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 4 weeks ago:
I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.
- Comment on Tough choices 4 weeks ago:
Humans are animals tho?
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 4 weeks ago:
I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 4 weeks ago:
He comes out of the drain.
- Comment on *trumpets blare* 4 weeks ago:
Interesting take. What genres of music are not full of homophobia?
- Comment on DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy 4 weeks ago:
Yeah even before those websites existed, they were collecting all kinds of files on people. Like late 80s, early 90s. Warehouses full of paper records.
- Comment on Day 250 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 4 weeks ago:
Minecraft on ps3 was so annoying compared to pc.
- Comment on DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy 4 weeks ago:
Pepperidge Farm remembers
- Comment on DNA testing firm 23andMe files for bankruptcy 4 weeks ago:
They can’t possibly be that stupid. I’m sure they have more sinister plans for these geneology databases. My first guess would be blackmail. But I’m guessing they have a ton of other evil ideas.
- Comment on Enshittification 4 weeks ago:
HIS DAD WAS A 2021!!
- Comment on Enshittification 4 weeks ago:
His editor was Gil O’tine.
- Comment on Enshittification 4 weeks ago:
Yeah I really feel like I’m missing something here. I really like doing steaks on a George Foreman grill. Not sure about the rest of his life or career. But the grill (which presumably he just paid to put his name on) is decent.
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 4 weeks ago:
There was a website posted on Lemmy a few days ago that showed up in my all feed, where you could look up where protests were planned. I imagine platforms like X instantly remove links to it. So it’s probably difficult to get the word out.
- Comment on The internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet. 4 weeks ago:
I used to know a girl who was DTF.
- Comment on Idioms 4 weeks ago:
Yes, in English we have the expression “does a bear shit in the woods?” Which is asked in response to some other question where the answer is clearly “yes.”
- Comment on Idioms 4 weeks ago:
The early bird flu catches the brain worm.
- Comment on Musk’s X suspends opposition accounts in Turkey amid civil unrest 4 weeks ago:
They’re also giving us eggs. Hmm
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 4 weeks ago:
“We are not robbers.”
“Ok, you can rub them.”
- Comment on Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek 4 weeks ago:
I’m curious, does Tesla have its own financing division that gives out these loans?
- Comment on I've done it again... 4 weeks ago:
Did pasta exist in Jesus’ time? I don’t think they mention it much in the Bible.
- Comment on My legs forgot how to leg 5 weeks ago:
Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?
- Comment on Discord plans to roll out third-party ads on its mobile apps, starting with a mobile pilot for Video Quests, video ads that let users earn rewards, in June 2025. 5 weeks ago:
Does it have an API he can cut off?
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 5 weeks ago:
It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 5 weeks ago:
I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?