Thats the kind of comeback you come up with 5 hours after the beef in the shower.
That's a low blow
Submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Why are you having beef in the shower?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I dont have a lot of time so i eat in the shower.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It’s more convenient to wash your food at the same time you’re already using soap and water.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s not such a tall order if you’re quick-witted.
Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Hay tall guys, my partner (5’4) and I (5’6) can comfortably fit in a Mazda Miata, can you?
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I (6’5") actually sold my NA a couple of months ago. I could just fit in it and my knees were at 4:00 and 8:00 next to the wheel (not touching it at least). The only reason I sold it is because it wasn’t my daily driver and money has gotten very tight. So glad I learned to drive manual with it and then enjoy it for a few more years.
I miss it dearly :(
Oh also it was definitely a death trap for someone of my height. That roll bar would not have saved me.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Coworker of mine was about your height. Whenever we traveled I would mess with the seat arrangement so I would get aisle and he would get center and he would ask me to switch. Eventually he figured out I was doing on purpose and he didn’t let me book seats for him anymore.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah but I can’t get my legs to fit properly on any bus nor plane and I’m not even really tall (around 6ft I guess)
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I fucking love that 5’8 life, the world is built for me. I can reach every top shelf but nobody ever asks me to get them something from up there. I fit in every plane or car or train seat. Being average height (in my country at least) is amazing.
Neon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
i mean, it has to be a low blow. A high blow would miss.
I’m sorry.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Remember that Wolverine is only 5’3” and he is widely considered the best at what he does (which is not very nice). In addition to this, he is the greatest showman.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I really wish they’d hired someone shorter for the role, I understand they want their actors to all be similar in height for close up shots and we’ve culturally adopted the idea that the good guys are always 6’ tall and only villains are short, but it would have been nice to see Wolverine accurately represented.
andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Damn I know that he’s short canonically, but I didn’t know that he’s THAT short. O.o
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 9 months ago
It’s been very strange. When I was a child in school I was not well liked, I was fat neckbeard with no internet because late 80s. Truly I was a sad pile. They called me all manner of hateful things, but it never even occurred to them to call me short, at 5’7".
I rarely feel “short”, only average. Most men seem to be around my height. Some minority of men are taller. I still manage to tower over many women, because women be small, yo. A “tall” girl is roughly my height, so they’re either at eye level or shorter, with the occasional very tall woman in the mix.
I’m tall enough that other people ask for assistance with things on high shelves on a regular enough basis, mostly women.
There is a DRASTIC difference between how the world treats my height versus how the internet shitbag community does. Go figure, abusive people are abusive.
I can only pinpoint the 2000s, and online dating profiles where you can sort by height, plus many women having a height fetish in the exact same way that men will ask people their bra size, and the continuing popularity of the NBA, plus women wanting to have sex with the players, plus their truly freakish heights throwing off the populist curve so that anybody under 6’0 is teeny tiny. Somebody is gonna start squeaking about “6 foot is average” so sure, chief, you win. But there was a time when I just wasn’t particularly tall. Suddenly I am perceived as an actual midget.
It’s just another example of the way people constantly try to find excuses to treat you like shit over just about anything they can think of, it shows how they’re constantly inventing that. It’s one of God’s little reminders to not worry what happens to them.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s rude, we prefer height challenged.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I don’t feel particularly challenged. The world is built for people in the 5’5"-6’ range.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 months ago
I’m 5’3 and same. The only “challenge” I face is taller dudes trying to shit on me about it because they have nothing else to flex on me about and that’s their only resort. Oh, also I’m really bad at basketball.
Asafum@feddit.nl 9 months ago
I use “vertically challenged” all the time lol
lobut@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Pfft, 5"7 losers.
Luckily I’m 5"6.
adorable_yangire@lemmy.world 9 months ago
i love to pick up small men and hug them
onion@feddit.de 9 months ago
uppies?!!!
PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I’m 6’7" I pick everyone up and hug them. They just stand there awkwardly most of the time. I tell them I’m XXY and thus need to hug everyone so my female side is happy.
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Many people hate this FYI
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Kicked a tall buddy in the nuts second time he tried this. My man never did it again. Still friends though. Nice guy overall.
kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Everybody sitting here being offended on 5’7" dudes’ behalf: thanks, but we’re laughing our asses off at it! I love being a short king
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Some people are really, really focused on their height and see it as a big source of issues in their lives. I don’t know if it’s a bigger thing in the US (where most of those complaining seem to be from) or maybe I’ve just been lucky, but I don’t remember getting too much shit for it.
ericisshort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In the US, there are constant reminders everywhere. Sometimes even lemmy usernames point out our slight stature.
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Occasionally you’ll meet someone who just can’t see you as a full adult, if that makes sense. Even in a professional environment I’ve had people try to tell me they aren’t convinced of my abilities until someone who I work with confirms what I’m saying, with no other logical reason to mistrust my claims outside of identifying height instinctually with good moral standing or intelligence.
It’s mostly in the dating world though, thankfully it usually presents itself as an issue immediately and you can just use it as a sort of filter. The women who truly don’t care are rare but at least you know they’re cool with it immediately.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Humans take data and build narratives. Narratives are easier to process vs raw data. So you have raw data that includes a lot of pain and the narrative is built. New data has no chance against old data since every time old data was recalled it is copied. The happy moment is stomped down by the miserable moment that was remembered a 1000x.
I am not saying it isn’t a real issue, I am saying that for the people it impacts, it impacts them a great deal.
Maybe we shouldn’t treat people like crap and maybe we should teach people to deal with pain as it is not based on whatever fictional narrative they built to justify it.
Kalkaline@leminal.space 9 months ago
I’m 5’11", but don’t consider 5’7" short.
Venator@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
Me too, and I’m 5’12"
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’m 5’14", but find this irrelephant
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Same. It’s statistically average. Plus, judging and demeaning people over their height is pretty messed up. Nothing anyone can do about that, outside of invasive surgery that carries substantial long-term health risks. The world takes all kinds - short kings, tall kings, in-between kings.
BillMurray@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m 6’-7" and consider everyone short, until I come across someone 6’-5" or taller and then I’m like “holy shit that guy is tall”. Has to do with your eyes being a few inches lower than the top of your head. I’m just glad I clear standard 6’-8" doorways, can pay for exit row and somehow a Mazda CX-5 fits me comfortably.
onion@feddit.de 9 months ago
akschumaly, you’re slightly taller in the morning
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 9 months ago
In both directions 😏
Meatchris@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Don’t tell my wife I’m 5 7 😭
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 months ago
I know, her Tinder profile is quite brutal in the requirements.
cristo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I dont even care about this meme, what coat is Robert Pattinson wearing?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I was thinking it’s just some old WW1/WW2 stuff from some movie he was in but nope lol
For his front-row appearance, Pattinson wore a double-faced coat designed by Dior men’s creative director Kim Jones. There were several standout draped outerwear pieces and blazers on the runway, and Pattinson’s coat mimicked that idea with its double-breasted style and attached thick wool scarf. (Call it a half coat, half blanket.) Underneath, the actor wore a chocolate leather jacket for extra warmth, and finished it off with light brown khakis and hefty patent boots. If any man can pull off this kind of tricky layering, it’s Pattinson.
I was thinking it was some military surplus stuff but nope, peak of fashion Dior stuff.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I am mildly annoyed when I can’t buy a piece of clothing I see in movies.
andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Was also interested in it. Looks awesome.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
(hits up Wolfram|Alpha for a conversion) I mean, 1,70 m is not that small. It’s fairly average, even in The Netherlands. Speaking from experience.
UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 9 months ago
That’s 13cm shorter than the average in the Netherlands. Never been in the Netherlands, but even in Norway where the average is 181cm, 170cm is definitely on the short end. In the US the average is only 177 so it’s not really short over the pond though.
I was initially thinking of adding “but who really cares about height in real life though?”, but then I remembered that height discrimination goes beyond women in the dating scene and is a serious issue.
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 9 months ago
It’s small. I’m 1m70 and here in the south of France, most teenage boys are taller than me, and I’d say about half of adult women are my size or close. 1m80 is the new normal size.
IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Tussle their hair, smile and say “sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?” And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.
Button777777@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Id go for some chocolate milk
IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 months ago
We want you to grow up to be big and strong!..someday.
Pinklink@lemm.ee 9 months ago
And some chicky nuggies?? 🥺 👉👈
IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Haha! Of course sport! Anything for my big guy. Say, while we’re at it, how about we make a day of it? We can get some burgers and floats, skip some rocks at the lake, and maybe even get you that new Lightning Mcqueen booster seat you’ve been wanting!? This is going to be so much fun bud! We just have to make a quick stop at the town office to renew your SSI information for your…condition…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Relate
Kotsi3PO@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Nah, before I f*cked your mum…
june@lemmy.world 9 months ago
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I think it’s really dumb that people think 5’7" (170 cm) is short for males.
The typical height of the human male is anywhere from 5’5"–6’0" (165–183 cm).
5’7" isn’t short; it is stupidly average.
Source: www.healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men
Jollyllama@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sounds like epic cope from a manlet.
I am 5’6.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Who me? Hell no, bruh, I’m a fucking woman. Lol.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 9 months ago
is bait
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Your face is bait.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It depends wildly, but 170cm might be short in the US, especially for some age groups since 175cm seems to be the average for everyone over 20.
For Finland, for males 18+ that average is 177cm. You can be your ass I’m short at 169cm. And you do not want to go “well, in the Philippines I would be above average” lol
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Well see that’s why I didn’t go by just US statistics. That link I cited states US statistics as well as worldwide. It would be ignorant of me to make a species-wide claim by using a dataset that only includes 5% of the world population, after all. :)
Daxtron2@startrek.website 9 months ago
you rn894&
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
No, I’m actually a girl.