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- Comment on My favorite 1 day ago:
I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!
- Comment on Now is the time to cast off the boy you used to be 1 week ago:
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. - C.S. Lewis
- Comment on Trump picks Brendan Carr to lead the Federal Communications Commission 1 month ago:
Great, and I thought captian Reese’s mug slurped ass. This is the guy who kissed up to that tool.
- Comment on Every place gotta have the cuck booth 2 months ago:
The fabled MegaSD card
- Comment on US couple blocked from suing Uber after crash say daughter agreed to Uber Eats terms 2 months ago:
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?”
- Comment on The recent events will probably be the first time that Gen Z and Gen alpha are hearing about 'Pagers'. 3 months ago:
Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.
- Comment on Another job lost because of technology 👿 3 months ago:
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 5 months ago:
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
- Comment on Another mystery solved. 6 months ago:
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
- Comment on We cater any event! 6 months ago:
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
- Comment on I need to wake up early 7 months ago:
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
- Comment on No mother, it's just the northern lights 7 months ago:
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
- Comment on The second matchup of the tournament 7 months ago:
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
- Comment on Comcast to Launch Peacock, Netflix and Apple TV+ Bundle at a ‘Vastly Reduced Price’ 7 months ago:
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
- Comment on Hey Evolution! You know that flinch I do when I think of embarrassing things in my past, sometimes accompanied by a groan? 7 months ago:
I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…
- Comment on Quite a talent 8 months ago:
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?
- Comment on Please help! 9 months ago:
Just looks like a slightly out of focus phone camera. Probably taken at sunset and then put through an oversaturated filter.
- Comment on All of the 90s cats are dead. 10 months ago:
Then how do you explain Garfield!?
- Comment on Hmmm 10 months ago:
*worked perfectly, airbags are not reusable…
- Comment on Tipping culture npcs 10 months ago:
In most places wait staff only need to be paid the minimum wage if their next-to-nothing wage plus tips doesn’t exceed minimum wage.
- Comment on Everyone makes incest jokes about Adam and Eve and their children but they never mention that there was another woman named Lilith (Adam's first wife) who would have added variance to the gene pool. 10 months ago:
Actually, the rib part is a bit of a mistranslation: youtu.be/FN4pVp6lNJ0
- Comment on Everyone makes incest jokes about Adam and Eve and their children but they never mention that there was another woman named Lilith (Adam's first wife) who would have added variance to the gene pool. 10 months ago:
If you’re grasping at cousins as being the sole separator you know you have a problem. But also there’s a lot of conflicting information, such as Cain settling in the city of Nod east of Eden which suggests I guess that there were people outside of Eden already. Don’t take anything too literally, and jokes are jokes.
- Comment on Mongolian. Like the barbecue. 10 months ago:
First they Mongolians make the NoSQL database of my nightmares and now this… When will they learn!?
- Comment on My mental state 10 months ago:
Is that not what they mean when they say something’s a good source of fiber?
- Comment on Kool-Aid 10 months ago:
I thought I learned about Wumbo… There’s a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?
- Comment on Bartender Qualifications 10 months ago:
Translation from German: The Bart the
- Comment on That's a low blow 10 months ago:
I’m 5’4" and volunteer as tribute… ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
- Comment on Doing the important work 11 months ago:
I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.
- Comment on dont question the big orb 11 months ago:
Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.
- Comment on Nice 11 months ago:
Is this what retiring at 69 looks like?