anarchrist

@anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm putting together a team⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m terribly sorry. I’ve always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In those cute submarines made out of a spare water heater and an Xbox controller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s like your opinion, man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fantastic deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fantastic deal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which one of you animals didn’t use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insurance giant says most US customer data stolen in cyber-attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but like why not? Acting stupid is a thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wanted the secret to getting rich? Here it is⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He did say “they”

  gestures broadly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ice treat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually like Jaeger but can’t find what this recipe would be. I saw someone made Jaeger pops out of cranberry juice and Jaeger which sounds OK but not this color. I’m guessing they used white grape juice and a shitload of food coloring for this, assuming it’s not just a stunt for the gram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pineapple was never the problem⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, slice me off a piece

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandmother gets X-rated message after Apple AI fail.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now *we* have memes comrades⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Still got bars though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why can't we go back to small phones?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And notably the pixel 8 is significantly smaller than the 7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's a cute name⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m Prune Tracy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This used to be peak commercial humor⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In general people really like seeing themselves on the TV and understand exaggerated stereotyping for comedic effect. Mama mia boopity bopy, as my ancestors would say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not only is Substack right-wing broligarchy garbage, it's way more expensive than Ghost⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes and ironically there are services like kill the newsletter that will re-RSS your tired ass newsletter.

  But anyone cool that uses fulltext RSS gets an auto subscribe from me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does AI detect breast cancer better than doctors can?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if it’s integrated poorly. Like if you have the human only serve as a secondary check to the AI, which is mostly right, you condition the human to just click through and defer to the AI. The better way to do this would be to have both the human and AI judge things independently and review carefully where they disagree but that won’t save anyone money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ya every time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah just leave some mcds out as bait. Maybe do it in DC and Florida

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple Maps now shows the Gulf of America⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  True, for me America is and has always been Wankistan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netherlands | Bacteria and pesticides found in cannabis sold in Dutch coffee shops⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s time to legalize and regulate that shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then congratulations you now work at subway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dread toy-peddler Funko Pop gets cool, handsome Itch.io taken offline via dodgy "AI-powered" brand protection⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien meme:

  I saw you enjoy combusting and breathing petrochemicals so I had some made into a doll.

  Thank you. I will treasure it for the next 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too am something of a joguar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is “hard work” for them

  Uh, I think you mean “meditation” and “mindfulness”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, stuff grows in shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you doing steppe nomad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From moms pov⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you are the gabagool

  I feel seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it again, Dexter⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same calculation but you also take a shot of vodka for all integers less than n but greater than 0