anarchrist
@anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe! 1 week ago:
Well that’s like your opinion, man
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 week ago:
Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 week ago:
Which one of you animals didn’t use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??
- Comment on Insurance giant says most US customer data stolen in cyber-attack 1 week ago:
Yeah but like why not? Acting stupid is a thing.
- Comment on You wanted the secret to getting rich? Here it is 1 week ago:
He did say “they”
gestures broadly
- Comment on ice treat 2 weeks ago:
I actually like Jaeger but can’t find what this recipe would be. I saw someone made Jaeger pops out of cranberry juice and Jaeger which sounds OK but not this color. I’m guessing they used white grape juice and a shitload of food coloring for this, assuming it’s not just a stunt for the gram
- Comment on Pineapple was never the problem 4 months ago:
Fuck it, slice me off a piece
- Comment on Grandmother gets X-rated message after Apple AI fail. 4 months ago:
Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
- Comment on Now *we* have memes comrades 5 months ago:
Still got bars though
- Comment on Why can't we go back to small phones? 5 months ago:
And notably the pixel 8 is significantly smaller than the 7
- Comment on that's a cute name 5 months ago:
Now I’m Prune Tracy!
- Comment on This used to be peak commercial humor 5 months ago:
In general people really like seeing themselves on the TV and understand exaggerated stereotyping for comedic effect. Mama mia boopity bopy, as my ancestors would say.
- Comment on Not only is Substack right-wing broligarchy garbage, it's way more expensive than Ghost 5 months ago:
Yes and ironically there are services like kill the newsletter that will re-RSS your tired ass newsletter.
But anyone cool that uses fulltext RSS gets an auto subscribe from me.
- Comment on Does AI detect breast cancer better than doctors can? 5 months ago:
Also if it’s integrated poorly. Like if you have the human only serve as a secondary check to the AI, which is mostly right, you condition the human to just click through and defer to the AI. The better way to do this would be to have both the human and AI judge things independently and review carefully where they disagree but that won’t save anyone money.
- Comment on Get ya every time 5 months ago:
Yeah just leave some mcds out as bait. Maybe do it in DC and Florida
- Comment on Apple Maps now shows the Gulf of America 5 months ago:
True, for me America is and has always been Wankistan
- Comment on Netherlands | Bacteria and pesticides found in cannabis sold in Dutch coffee shops 6 months ago:
Maybe it’s time to legalize and regulate that shit?
- Comment on Subway lovers posted 7 months ago:
Then congratulations you now work at subway
- Comment on Subway lovers posted 7 months ago:
You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!
- Comment on Dread toy-peddler Funko Pop gets cool, handsome Itch.io taken offline via dodgy "AI-powered" brand protection 7 months ago:
Alien meme:
I saw you enjoy combusting and breathing petrochemicals so I had some made into a doll.
Thank you. I will treasure it for the next 5 minutes.
- Comment on You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon] 8 months ago:
I too am something of a joguar
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy 8 months ago:
sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is “hard work” for them
Uh, I think you mean “meditation” and “mindfulness”
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy 8 months ago:
I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.
- Comment on Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy 8 months ago:
Yeah, stuff grows in shit
- Comment on BIOMES 8 months ago:
What are you doing steppe nomad?
- Comment on From moms pov 8 months ago:
you are the gabagool
I feel seen
- Comment on Say it again, Dexter 8 months ago:
Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs
- Comment on Spanish Notations 8 months ago:
It’s the same calculation but you also take a shot of vodka for all integers less than n but greater than 0
- Comment on Spanish Notations 8 months ago:
Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.
- Comment on That chicken's name? Joe Rogan 9 months ago:
Yep that’s where he first broke containment