IDontHavePantsOn
@IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
- Comment on Google Kneecaps Loads Of Very Big Websites After SEO Change 6 months ago:
Does anyone know the best lemmy community to ask about SEO and web/finance tech in relation to a small business? I have a small business that is doing very well, but SEO and word of mouth is a direct contributor to its success, and I think I’m getting screwed over in cost by the company I’ve been paying to run my site building, hosting and, SEO.
- Comment on CFCs 8 months ago:
I remember when no one talked about measles, and now suddenly everyone is. 🤔
- Comment on I'm deaf 8 months ago:
Is life
- Comment on Get the ketchup. 8 months ago:
It’s really good. Haven’t have a flavor from them that isn’t really good.
- Comment on That's a low blow 9 months ago:
We want you to grow up to be big and strong!..someday.
- Comment on That's a low blow 9 months ago:
Haha! Of course sport! Anything for my big guy. Say, while we’re at it, how about we make a day of it? We can get some burgers and floats, skip some rocks at the lake, and maybe even get you that new Lightning Mcqueen booster seat you’ve been wanting!? This is going to be so much fun bud! We just have to make a quick stop at the town office to renew your SSI information for your…condition…
- Comment on That's a low blow 9 months ago:
Tussle their hair, smile and say “sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?” And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.
- Comment on 'Betrayed' SAP workers rebel against forced office return 9 months ago:
Honestly I was positioning myself to be the irreplaceable SAP expert at my company because the software is so garbage that not many people knew or wanted to learn how to use it, and I wanted a foot in the door in the supply chain department.
Turns out when you tell your corporate bosses that their ideas don’t work, don’t work an added 20 hrs a week to compensate for their bad ideas and poor communication, and complain of harassment and treatment bias, they will just fire you. Without severance.
Those trainings were included as reasons for my firing. The ultimate reason for my firing? “Timeliness” because I used 2.5 days of my sick time over the course of 6 months.
They didn’t show up for my unemployment hearing. The hearing officer was so confused by my situation he told me to stop answering as if it was a hearing, and just tell him why I think they fired me.
- Comment on 'Betrayed' SAP workers rebel against forced office return 9 months ago:
It’s of my own opinion that they are absolutely avoiding the WARN act, while also trying to dump a ton of workers into the market to raise unemployment rates, lower the wage demand power of prospective employees, thereby decreasing job mobility.
Its quite telling when every CEO sounds off like a mocking bird about trivial shit like returning to office after making record profit for 3 years.
I badly want to write a rant but I’ve already met my quota for today.
Sorry I ranted a bit anyway.
- Comment on 'Betrayed' SAP workers rebel against forced office return 9 months ago:
SAP, the most forcedly convoluted and horrid amalgamation of acquired software, held together by a support team that barely know how it works, is forcing their workers to go back to the office, where they will communicate with everyone remotely.
Color me shocked.
- Comment on Natural selection 9 months ago:
Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden is explains hid personality so well I believe it’s essentially a true real life adaptation of an actual conversation he has had.
- Comment on ‘Don’t Mess With Us’: WebMD Parent Company Demands Return to Office in Bizarre Video 10 months ago:
Web MD. The website. The website designed to make visitors feel a false sense of expertise about their health so that they don’t leave home to see a doctor about illness, is threatening their workers to leave their homes, to unnecessarily return to work, during a wave of life threatening and easily transmitable illness, that they will have to being home.
- Comment on ‘Don’t Mess With Us’: WebMD Parent Company Demands Return to Office in Bizarre Video 10 months ago:
Last year I was sick for 7 weeks with covid, RSV, the flu, and then covid again. I had to go to work while still sick with covid because I was out of sick time, even though their own policies should have prevented me from returning. I told all my coworkers to stay away from me and avoided them like I had the plague, because I essentially did. Had I actually not cared about other people’s health, I could have lied and destroyed the entire department for months of recurring illness.
I had to have a meeting where I was being threatened with a PIP for attendance, while I was still sick and wearing a mask, for my job at a vaccine laboratory.
- Comment on Help him... 10 months ago:
96 cubic feet in a pallet stacked 8’.
580 cubic inches for a box of 1000 forks.
286,000 forks. That’s still a fork ton.
Maybe I should sleep now.
- Comment on Help him... 10 months ago:
1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.
250 forks per pound.
Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.
250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.
Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let’s just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.
Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.
- Comment on If only it was like that 10 months ago:
I guess that might be what I was poking fun about.
- Comment on If only it was like that 10 months ago:
That almost works but 50c is a but quite a bit higher than very hot, 25c is 5c over perfect, and 0c is just regular cold.
- Comment on Reddit Falls Short of Ad Growth Targets Ahead of Likely 2024 IPO 10 months ago:
A precious employer gave shares to anyone that stayed 5 years after their IPO. I bought some more through their employee discounted buying program. The share price is less than half what they opened with.
I loathe the company and the people who run it because they are psychopaths that will not take no for an answer. That’s also why I never plan on selling those shares. They will be successful, and in 30 years when they are ruthless industry leading monopolistic psychopaths, and those shares have split a few times, I’m going to have a nice little nest egg.
- Comment on Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights 11 months ago:
Unfortunately a corporation is a person. Worse yet is when they are a very rich person with actual product and capital.
Caption: “He did it!”
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- Comment on How Reddit Crushed the Internet's Largest Protest 11 months ago:
I noticed immediately that Lemmy was far less vitriolic than reddit was, but that seems to be changing quickly.
Some of my comments are entirely satire. Some are formal, but a lot of them are my not-so-hard takes or opinions on general bullshit. One of the first comments I made on lemmy a few months ago was still how I feel about social media. Once the “/s” is necessary to distinguish jokes from reality in a community, hate has already won.
While a lot of my comments are generally well received, I’ve been finding that my purely satirical comments have been being disliked at increasingly larger rates, seemingly because users aren’t sure if I’m joking or not. Maybe it’s the audience changing or maybe my satire isn’t landing, but that leads me to something worse.
What I find is a more dismal indicator is that my inoculous opinions aren’t being refuted, I’m just being called stupid for having them. I don’t think I’ve outright insulted someone, or called someone stupid since I was an 11 year old on AIM, but that is what seems to be becoming the norm on lemmy.
Now I’m not saying i can’t take the bullshit. Ill embrace it when given, but if this place was supposed to replace reddit, or be a more free and accepting group or communities, it’s failing. Newcomers aren’t going to stay here long if we can’t get along, and communities aren’t going to thrive with toxic echo chamber tendencies.
Anyway, if anyone wants to have tongue in cheek banter, too bad. I’ll be watching Latex Angel and hotkinkyjo videos. HKJ can fit entire human leg in her torso.
- Comment on Same?... Yes, Same 11 months ago:
“Just have your friend draw on your arm.”
- Comment on How Reddit Crushed the Internet's Largest Protest 11 months ago:
I had a specific problem today that googling didn’t help (it was a google account problem, go figure). I added reddit to the search terms and clicked into reddit for the first time in months. All I can say is that their UI is purposely horrible. Like, so fucking bad.
I would rather join tiktok than use reddit at this point. That should sound like sarcasm, or hyperbole, but it isn’t. Lemmy is feeling like the last social media network I’ll join, and as soon as lemmy gets to the toxicity levels of reddit, which no offense but I feel will be soon, I’m probably going to be the weird person that just uses their phone to call their family, utility companies, and watch hardcore anal fisting, footing, and prolapsing videos.
- Comment on Slow dripping my meme stash 11 months ago:
“But not too much…like, just what they ordered…”
- Comment on Bill Gates says a 3-day work week where 'machines can make all the food and stuff' isn't a bad idea 11 months ago:
“Hmmm… Solve world hunger…Why don’t we do that?..”
“Sir, your dinner is ready.”
“The flies were wild caught yes?”
“From Botswana sir. Just as you like.”
Slurp
- Comment on Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that's different” 11 months ago:
Yeah Barrak should just shut up. That idiot hasn’t even listened to music before.
- Comment on At some point, you start to forget how old you are 11 months ago:
Nobody likes you when you’re 23.
- Comment on Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that's different” 11 months ago:
I feel very reassured to hear that from the AI expert / musical virtuoso himself, 62 year old, former United States President Barrack Obama.
- Comment on 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊 1 year ago:
You sound sexy. Let’s go for a test drive.
- Comment on 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊 1 year ago:
ASL?
- Comment on 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊 1 year ago:
Sure.