Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Janx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
fizzle@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
teft@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You don’t have a shower scoop?
drzoidberg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Mesa@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
remon@ani.social 3 weeks ago
That’s why you don’t tell people IRL about it.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rise up
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
IT SAVES WATER /s
foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
Bademantel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Forester@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Are you pissing into a fan?
Bademantel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying
Sunforged@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Drink more water bruh.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.
Ask me how I know.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Please come back. :-( My life has come to a halt.
Bademantel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m always there, lurking in the shower.
I was really surprised about the response. I posted it right before going to bed and was too tired in the morning to respond. As you didn’t know what I was referring to let me clarify: You know how there’s water vapor all around you when you shower? You can see it on your mirror if ventilation in your bathroom is insufficient. If you now take a piss in the shower, and especially if there’s warm water in you tub that didn’t drain yet, some of the piss will also be vaporized. It’s probably more accurate to say it mixes with the vapor. I can smell that and it’s not amazing.
The response tells me not everyone experiences this. That’s probably a combination of me not drinking enough while also enjoying very hot showers with the water not draining fast enough.
I respect your curiosity and hope your life can now continue. Enjoy your next shower.
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
Janx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
What is “grey water”?
ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good
HubertManne@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s called a p trap for a reason
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Plumbers knew what was up
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Nothing hits quite the same as your pee running down your leg while you’re trying to get clean
tomiant@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Top tip: turn the water on.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
tdawg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And yet peeing in a dry tub feels so wrong
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wide stance? Pop a squat? Immediately wash any spillage?
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I guess if I didn’t have a dick aka piss gun I’d probably agree.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Not every way. The noise is worse
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Stinks even more.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Am I the only hydrated person here? My piss barely smells unless ive just had a bunch of black coffee.
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When do you shower? First thing in the morning. When is your body dumping all its waste products? Overnight. 1+1=2.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You do you but I’ll never have showerpissers under my roof.
null@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
OP probably washes their hands with toilet water after they piss in the shower.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only if I’m at your mom’s house.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or even about turning the water on.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
toynbee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
When I was a kid, I perused a book called “*Are You Normal?*”
I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Why not
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Shower’s still there though
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.