You do you but I’ll never have showerpissers under my roof.
Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.
Submitted 1 day ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it’s while I’m already showering… ain’t no way. Why can’t so called “modern” housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can’t be that hard to figure out.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or even about turning the water on.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
toynbee@piefed.social 1 day ago
When I was a kid, I perused a book called “*Are You Normal?*”
I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Why not
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Shower’s still there though
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.
bstix@feddit.dk 17 hours ago
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 11 hours ago
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Janx@piefed.social 1 day ago
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
fizzle@quokk.au 7 hours ago
I knew this would be here but to this day I’ve just never understood the appeal.
Wouldn’t the stench just be overpowering? and linger?
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 11 hours ago
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
teft@piefed.social 1 day ago
Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 15 hours ago
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You don’t have a shower scoop?
drzoidberg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
tomiant@piefed.social 15 hours ago
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
Top tip: turn the water on.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Mesa@programming.dev 17 hours ago
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
remon@ani.social 17 hours ago
That’s why you don’t tell people IRL about it.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Rise up
idunnololz@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
IT SAVES WATER /s
Bademantel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Forester@pawb.social 1 day ago
Are you pissing into a fan?
Bademantel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying
Sunforged@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Drink more water bruh.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.
Ask me how I know.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Wide stance? Pop a squat? Immediately wash any spillage?
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I guess if I didn’t have a dick aka piss gun I’d probably agree.
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
HubertManne@piefed.social 1 day ago
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
Janx@piefed.social 1 day ago
What is “grey water”?
ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Good
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s called a p trap for a reason
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Plumbers knew what was up
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 1 day ago
Nothing hits quite the same as your pee running down your leg while you’re trying to get clean
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And yet peeing in a dry tub feels so wrong
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Not every way. The noise is worse
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stinks even more.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Am I the only hydrated person here? My piss barely smells unless ive just had a bunch of black coffee.
someguy3@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
When do you shower? First thing in the morning. When is your body dumping all its waste products? Overnight. 1+1=2.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 day ago
null@lemmy.org 1 day ago
OP probably washes their hands with toilet water after they piss in the shower.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Only if I’m at your mom’s house.
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk