toomanypancakes

@toomanypancakes@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How about mtg gameplay, video game speedruns, beat battles, and vtubers? That's pretty much all I use YouTube for these days, but I'd love to drop it completely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A baseless and malicious claim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I'll take mine with extra sauce

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My memory is terrible too, but I pretty much only use those phrases when I'm 100% sure I do recall. The rest of the time I feel like it isn't worth speaking up at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please no, just stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked the emoji for ironic shitposting, but I guess I should use something else stupid instead at this point, huh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned to drive in a big ass truck, but I did recently get my first manual transmission car. It's not that hard to learn I don't think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When was the last time you actually laughed while playing a game?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was last night, I was playing Windblown with a friend and we were on our fourth endless loop. Everything was melting, it got very silly. Watching a boss healthbar just drop instantly was hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A treat before bed.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where's the naked person bending over?

  Sorry, I'm coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don't enjoy flossing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are some many people role playing as animals?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you spending lots of time in VR chat roleplay servers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those were the good old days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn't stand a chance against a silkie chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God did not intend for us to fold fitted sheets, and if you can it's witchcraft.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just nestle the corners together and then you can fold it like normal from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An eggy smell is horrible if it comes unexpectedly, but arguably pleasant if you're eating an egg mayo sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't eat eggs so I add kala namak to scrambles to get some sulfur smell in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, guys, it's just not happening⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock Safety and Texas Sheriff Claimed License Plate Search Was for a Missing Person. It Was an Abortion Investigation.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Abortion is healthcare, woman hater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you spin me right round baby right round...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I pay for tidal so I have something in the car and while I'm working, but most of my music listening is vinyl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I have to do just anal, or can I offer a variety of services at different price points?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People with six fingers can get away with anything, because everyone will assume that any videos of them were AI-generated.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There needs to be a term for when someone makes the same joke you were going to make, but better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If sexuality is a spectrum, does that mean one person is the gayest?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could beat you in a gay-off most any day of the week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when a cake is farted on?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We lost a real one ✊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What did Roseanne say? I know what she said, I want to know if you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Simping for nazis doesn't make you look as good as you feel like it does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh perfect, so we won't have to deal with you after your benefits get cut off and you get thrown in a homeless disposal camp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Charlie Kirk was a fascist monster and its good he's dead. Fire deez nuts, jackasses.

  I hope you get fucking fired for this meme too, depicting someone without lily white skin is apparently a hate crime according to you idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't believe it's common to leave your ass hanging out at the urinal. At least, I never did that or saw someone else do that back when I had a dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If fossil fuels aren't vegan that would mean almost nobody is actually vegan. ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It's only vegan once it's been thrown out. That's why I buy bulk steaks for dinners and throw them away to make it vegan before I eat them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love everything about this picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My titties will not be calm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost certainly nothing bad, but I'm ashamed of existing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize constantly for everything, my fault or not. I'm very annoying.