toomanypancakes
@toomanypancakes@piefed.world
- Comment on A treat before bed. 21 hours ago:
Where's the naked person bending over?
Sorry, I'm coming.
- Comment on FACTS 21 hours ago:
You don't enjoy flossing?
- Comment on Why are some many people role playing as animals? 5 days ago:
Are you spending lots of time in VR chat roleplay servers?
- Comment on Those were the good old days 1 week ago:
I wouldn't stand a chance against a silkie chicken
- Comment on God did not intend for us to fold fitted sheets, and if you can it's witchcraft. 1 week ago:
You just nestle the corners together and then you can fold it like normal from there.
- Comment on An eggy smell is horrible if it comes unexpectedly, but arguably pleasant if you're eating an egg mayo sandwich 2 weeks ago:
I don't eat eggs so I add kala namak to scrambles to get some sulfur smell in
- Comment on Sorry, guys, it's just not happening 2 weeks ago:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
- Comment on Flock Safety and Texas Sheriff Claimed License Plate Search Was for a Missing Person. It Was an Abortion Investigation. 2 weeks ago:
Abortion is healthcare, woman hater.
- Comment on you spin me right round baby right round... 3 weeks ago:
They just need to stop fidgeting with it and they'll be fine!
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 3 weeks ago:
I pay for tidal so I have something in the car and while I'm working, but most of my music listening is vinyl.
- Comment on People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve. 4 weeks ago:
Do I have to do just anal, or can I offer a variety of services at different price points?
- Comment on People with six fingers can get away with anything, because everyone will assume that any videos of them were AI-generated. 4 weeks ago:
There needs to be a term for when someone makes the same joke you were going to make, but better.
- Comment on If sexuality is a spectrum, does that mean one person is the gayest? 4 weeks ago:
I could beat you in a gay-off most any day of the week
- Comment on What happens when a cake is farted on? 5 weeks ago:
We lost a real one ✊
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
What did Roseanne say? I know what she said, I want to know if you know.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 5 weeks ago:
Simping for nazis doesn't make you look as good as you feel like it does.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 5 weeks ago:
Oh perfect, so we won't have to deal with you after your benefits get cut off and you get thrown in a homeless disposal camp.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 5 weeks ago:
Charlie Kirk was a fascist monster and its good he's dead. Fire deez nuts, jackasses.
I hope you get fucking fired for this meme too, depicting someone without lily white skin is apparently a hate crime according to you idiots.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I don't believe it's common to leave your ass hanging out at the urinal. At least, I never did that or saw someone else do that back when I had a dick.
- Comment on If fossil fuels aren't vegan that would mean almost nobody is actually vegan. 1 month ago:
It's only vegan once it's been thrown out. That's why I buy bulk steaks for dinners and throw them away to make it vegan before I eat them.
- Comment on If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8 1 month ago:
I love everything about this picture
- Comment on Calm down! 1 month ago:
My titties will not be calm!
- Comment on do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated? 1 month ago:
Almost certainly nothing bad, but I'm ashamed of existing
- Comment on do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated? 1 month ago:
I apologize constantly for everything, my fault or not. I'm very annoying.
- Comment on I'm playing Gears of War Reloaded, and I have a question. Will there be some point when the Chainsaw I've had for hours actually gets explained to me? 1 month ago:
Sorry, I meant you can just walk into them. It'll stay revved and ready to chainsaw as long as you hold the button until you get hit.
- Comment on I'm playing Gears of War Reloaded, and I have a question. Will there be some point when the Chainsaw I've had for hours actually gets explained to me? 1 month ago:
If you hold b it revs, and then you just run into an enemy without taking damage or you'll just stand there looking silly.
- Comment on Do it 1 month ago:
A bit, it's not like anime physics though
- Comment on [fluff post] If lemmy users are Lemmites, what would we like to call piefed users? 1 month ago:
You must construct additional pieons
- Comment on What’s the plan? 1 month ago:
I've been more honest about that as I've gotten older, to others and myself. Like, if I have obligations coming up, I'm gonna plan a recovery day without. I'm gonna show up, do my best, then let the host know I'm tired when I've run out of socialization and leave before I get too awkward and distant. It's hard but worthwhile to just be honest how you're feeling.
- Comment on Doctors hate these simple tricks. 2 months ago:
We can go deeper
