toynbee

@toynbee@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a nice blue and black dress.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what he says. Just do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interviews with the Computer Underground - Episode I: Santiago Roland, Administrator of Undernet.uy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t clicked the link yet, but the thumbnail and title remind me of *When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth*.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The glasses are within the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did his glasses go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retro yet?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cable hoarder”? You mean “reasonable person,” right? Maybe “good decision maker”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Fallout 4 QA tester nuked the RPG so hard that Zenimax executives got emails about it: "I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found 4 crashes in a single morning"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, which job are we talking about again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time when he made cheese and it broke the ship⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He should have played Picard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one connected to the internet due to WAF, but I never signed into an LG account on it. As a result, the “home” page just shows something about signing in “for the full experience” rather than any ads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother might be coming the other way! 

  (It is gratifying that if you do a DDG search for this phrase, the top result is a video of someone running a red light.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking: BAD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel this very strongly - I could even have written this comment - but I’d like to mention that Adventure Time is amazing … Two seasons in. Before that, it’s not a good show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firearm Advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate both your joke and, most especially, your username.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy international womens day💜⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once asked, or at least implied, a similar question. I never got a response; you are fortunate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do your teeth taste like?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bones from Star Trek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An identification key⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could get the same result with ssh-keygen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90's throwback⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh … I’m pretty sure I never was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't 👏 claim 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏 fan 👏 of 👏 tag 👏 team 👏 wrestling 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know 👏 who 👏 this 👏 is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you clap at me between words, I hate you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid, I perused a book called “*Are You Normal?*”

  I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.

  Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t kill him if he’s wearing people clothing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨March could be the best month for the northern lights for nearly a decade — if the sun stays active⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m now worried about the sun becoming inactive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Opinions on Jurassic Park as a Zoo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The original movie, which I suspect is the one being discussed here, was … Odd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKsT46vHkc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Penis for Vendetta.