TheReanuKeeves
@TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
- Comment on What do your teeth taste like? 3 days ago:
That’s what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP’S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.
That’s what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP’S MOM’S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!
- Comment on What do your teeth taste like? 3 days ago:
YOUR.MOTHER’S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable
- Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet. 1 week ago:
Well damn, apparently not according to this book
- Comment on Evidence seems to indicate that research causes cancer in mice. 1 week ago:
A dinner plate? They’re not researching cancer, they’re trying to master pokemon evolutions
- Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet. 1 week ago:
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
- Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet. 1 week ago:
That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes
- Comment on 1 week ago:
It’s Dyrdek and friends watching random internet videos and adding even more random commentary. MTV used to do rerun marathons everyday
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I feel like Dyrdek’s Ridiculousness is up there at least top 5 considering MTV was playing that show nearly 24 hours a day for years
- Comment on We got more games and better games when there was less money being made in the industry. 2 weeks ago:
Better games is subjective but I can’t imagine less games are released annually now than before
- Comment on Hollywood is about to get real dark with all the vengeance porn they are going to start pumping out post-epstein. 2 weeks ago:
Oh my bad, I didn’t notice you weren’t OP
- Comment on Hollywood is about to get real dark with all the vengeance porn they are going to start pumping out post-epstein. 2 weeks ago:
Sorry, I’m not sure what kind of vengeance porn you mean
- Comment on Hollywood is about to get real dark with all the vengeance porn they are going to start pumping out post-epstein. 2 weeks ago:
Like a ramp up of “eat the rich” kind of stuff?
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 46 comments
- Comment on Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear, caused an 11 car collision on the highway.
- Comment on Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge 1 month ago:
I have to admit this was actually a bedthought after getting 3 hours of sleep and trying to figure out how many hours of use I’ll get before entering low battery mode.
- Comment on Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge 1 month ago:
Ah yes, the uberman charging block. More trouble than it’s worth when you factor in the software and hardware issues it causes.
- Comment on Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge 1 month ago:
The option is free but you may experience decreased performance and premature battery death
- Submitted 1 month ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 31 comments
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 1 month ago:
I think OP should at least explain why they had this question. Such as being an alien from another planet, being visually impaired, grew up in remote amazon tribe, or whatever.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
A lot of people showed their true colours because of Trump. I thank him for that because It made it easier to decide who to cut out of my life. I don’t want these types of people around me.
- Comment on Interesting 1 month ago:
It’s called job security
- Comment on Interesting 1 month ago:
I’ll throw some 2x4s down anchored with sand bags for 50k
- Comment on Interesting 1 month ago:
Those are some expensive ass ladders
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
New 9/11 is being far too kind. We all know who he is the reincarnation of.
- Comment on Sony’s TV business is being taken over by TCL 1 month ago:
I had a TCL phone for a bit about 10 years ago and it was the hottest piece of garbage I had ever touched in my life
- Comment on Sorry to disappoint you 1 month ago:
I swear it’s only because I keep forgetting if step-sister has a hyphen in or not.
So I can get accurate results when I type it in pornhub.
(I actually just googled step-sister because I genuinely didn’t know if it has a hyphen. Apparently it is commonly written with and without the hyphen)
- Comment on YSK a US passport card costs $30 and is definitive proof of citizenship. It fits in your wallet like a credit card. 1 month ago:
Still seems like a hassle to have to pull that out. They should design something that’s more outwardly noticeable like a piece of clothing or maybe just a simple armband they can wear over their clothes that signifies they’re jewis-I mean legal or whatever.
- Comment on In the phrase “a long-winded response”, “winded” can be pronounced as in “wind” or as in “wind”, and both make etymological sense. 1 month ago:
You sure about this?
- Comment on Is it normal for a simmer to not produce any bubbles? 1 month ago:
Ya, I’m still new to this stove so it could just be an induction thing
- Comment on Is it normal for a simmer to not produce any bubbles? 1 month ago:
Just measured a rolling boil 212.9 so the thermometer ain’t lying I guess