Comment on Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.

• Forester@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think you might have bad kidneys

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  • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe they just like asparagus.

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• jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

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