jerkface

@jerkface@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  how do you know when someone is needlessly cruel and violent to vulnerable individuals don’t worry they never stop telling you ha ha ha cool name dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you describe that post sneeze smell?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it smells like decomposing calcium, you have tooth decay and should see a dentist. Most sneezes don’t smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  hello - - my name is joe

  • • I have a wife a job and a fam-il-ee and i work - - in a cookie factory one day - - my boss came up to me he said hey joe are ya busy i said no he said do this - - so i did - -
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  why do slaves allow humans to rape them and make more slaves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinese propaganda is rampant on the fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  okay but it’s also a normal thing for the CPC to monitor and influence online spaces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to stay sane in a hostile environment that you can't get out of?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t. That’s the basic function of insanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bioindicator PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would rather see the original!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new cooling technology freezes food without warming the climate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh geeze, it’s that rubber band refrigerator that (I think) Tech Connections demoed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock Major Update — Old Gods, New Blood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New voices for the patrons

  Oh thank god. Not the best assets, those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock Major Update — Old Gods, New Blood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *third person shooter, unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A mushroom consistently causing hallucinations of around a dozen of lilliputs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have heard people talking about mushrooms that frequently cause visions of “little people” all my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you think dietary cholesterol comes from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is where cognitive dissonance takes people. He’s less interested in his theory’s predictive power than he is in its ability to distract him from reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your body makes shit, too. Don’t eat shit, dummy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t want to stop being cruel and violent? Want to keep committing atrocity against vulnerable individuals while destroying human-supporting environments on Earth, for absolutely no practical benefit to yourself? Well good news! Investor-driven medical research is here to protect you (and only you) from the consequences of your monstrous choices!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do your own farts smell so bad in the shower?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  why do all farts smell the same in the bath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They still have a button. It’s just hidden and difficult to use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … you can totally do that now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. You have to put them in a caddy to turn them into a satisfying fidget widget. And no one does that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5 1/4"'s smell better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does everyone here think they're autistic or ADHD? The memes all describe normal human foibles.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re “normal human foibles” because it’s perfectly fucking normal and human to have ASD qualities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why in hospitals, is 'gun shot wound' appreciated as "GSW"-⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so you just gonna ignore that dumb thing you previously said and pivot to something else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blue could have been a warmest color⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We have two “blue hours” and two “golden hours” a day, and they have associated temperature differences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fool. The states of armed citizens are all more tyrannical, authoritarian, and violent. They HAVE to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t know that!! Just think how tyrannical the USA would be if its citizens WEREN’T armed!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am so scared of nuclear war, how do I cope with it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the 80s, we had nuclear attack drills in school. In the 50s, suburbanites with a very guilty conscience built fallout shelters in their backyards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arc raiders is a horrible game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Strongly disagree. The possibility that someone might at any time choose betrayal adds a lot to otherwise PvE lobbies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arc raiders is a horrible game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t PVP you will get PVE lobbies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darth Vader was NOT a bad person⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans will readily disregard the humanity of vast classes of other humans. It’s especially easy to do it when those people are in fact fictional, but I think it’s the exact same mechanism. They just don’t extend humanity to those people.