jerkface

@jerkface@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not just that the phenomenon isn’t familiar to my experience, it doesn’t even theoretically correspond to physics as I understand it. Probably you know the things I’m about to say and are speaking informally, but for clarity and to establish common vocabulary I’m going to nail some stuff down according to science.

  You can’t see water in its vapour form. You can see when vapour condenses back into tiny liquid droplets in midair (fog, mist, or colloquially “steam” but not really steam) or on cold surfaces (like when it fogs or “steams up” a mirror).

  Water vapour can’t carry substances with it when it goes through the phase transition from liquid to vapour. Anything that is dissolved in the liquid water remains behind as residue. When water vapour condenses back into liquid, it is pure water. This is how distillation works. Piss is just water with stuff dissolved in it. If you evaporate piss and then condense the vapour in a separate container, you get pure water.

  (Things get complicated when there is something dissolved in the water that has a similar (vapour pressure)[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor_pressure], like alcohol or solvents, but those shouldn’t be present in your urine.)

  I think maybe you just have pee that has an unusual or unusually strong odour, and the hot, continuously agitated water makes the smell more obvious than when you use a toilet or urinal. But the scent doesn’t mean you are being bathed in piss vapour, it’s just a normal smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please come back. :-( My life has come to a halt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pissing in the shower is better in every way than pissing in the toilet.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can bluntly comment on someone being fat or short in China and it's chill, but people get offended the moment you imply they're old...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only sometimes. Often they are based on ignorance and prejudice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10!=10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not typeset correctly or it would have been obvious and ruined the joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Active duty members of the United States, How are you feeling in regards of being under the service of the Amerinazis?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re comparing murdering foreign babies in their beds with serving a side of fries. Why are you working so fucking hard to excuse atrocity. Fuck off, dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Active duty members of the United States, How are you feeling in regards of being under the service of the Amerinazis?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  okay but if we can see it from here, they can also see it from there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are we not getting stress relief games where we take our stresses out on normal people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  much like abusing animals doesn’t “get it out of your system”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are we not getting stress relief games where we take our stresses out on normal people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I don’t remember asking for armchair psychologists to come here and start dropping unasked thoughts about how to best relieve stress. Check those at the door.

  oshi-- you guys its the king of fediverse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  how do you know when someone is needlessly cruel and violent to vulnerable individuals don’t worry they never stop telling you ha ha ha cool name dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you describe that post sneeze smell?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it smells like decomposing calcium, you have tooth decay and should see a dentist. Most sneezes don’t smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hello - - my name is joe

  • • I have a wife a job and a fam-il-ee and i work - - in a cookie factory one day - - my boss came up to me he said hey joe are ya busy i said no he said do this - - so i did - -
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  why do slaves allow humans to rape them and make more slaves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinese propaganda is rampant on the fediverse⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  okay but it’s also a normal thing for the CPC to monitor and influence online spaces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to stay sane in a hostile environment that you can't get out of?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t. That’s the basic function of insanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bioindicator PSA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would rather see the original!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new cooling technology freezes food without warming the climate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh geeze, it’s that rubber band refrigerator that (I think) Tech Connections demoed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock Major Update — Old Gods, New Blood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  New voices for the patrons

  Oh thank god. Not the best assets, those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deadlock Major Update — Old Gods, New Blood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *third person shooter, unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A mushroom consistently causing hallucinations of around a dozen of lilliputs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have heard people talking about mushrooms that frequently cause visions of “little people” all my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you think dietary cholesterol comes from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is where cognitive dissonance takes people. He’s less interested in his theory’s predictive power than he is in its ability to distract him from reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your body makes shit, too. Don’t eat shit, dummy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First-In-Human Trial Of CRISPR Gene-Editing Therapy Safely Lowered Cholesterol, Triglycerides⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t want to stop being cruel and violent? Want to keep committing atrocity against vulnerable individuals while destroying human-supporting environments on Earth, for absolutely no practical benefit to yourself? Well good news! Investor-driven medical research is here to protect you (and only you) from the consequences of your monstrous choices!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do your own farts smell so bad in the shower?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  why do all farts smell the same in the bath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They still have a button. It’s just hidden and difficult to use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … you can totally do that now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.5" floppy disks were peak tactile feedback in storage: easy to stick in, drives had a button to immediately eject them, big enough to get labels, thin enough that stacks didn't take too much space⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. You have to put them in a caddy to turn them into a satisfying fidget widget. And no one does that.