A succulent meal

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• manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Even in the 1960s eating a whole chicken would have been a luxury, this isn’t peasant food, that’s the gout inducing diet of a king

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• john_t@piefed.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chicken meal?”, “Get your hand off my baguette!”

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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I had to scroll way too far for this.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A vegetable wouldn’t hurt you.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stop it, you’re killing him!

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.

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    • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol gottem

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    • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      -Dr. Steve Brule

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.

    Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.

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    • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

      Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am sure uou shouldn’t eat raw potatoes anyway

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don’t know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.

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  • AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A chicken would eat you if it could

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This at least reduces bioaccumulation.

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  • YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I was on a strict diet, I actually bought 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and made a stir fry of sorts with broccoli, spinach, carrots, peas. I’d skip breakfast just to be able to have a big dinner and be satisfied going to bed. I’d try to get close to 120g of protein a day, (I’d eat half a chicken a day) and technically as much veg as I could stomach. I figure I was eating around 1500 calories a day. It worked but it was boring.

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  • mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is wheat not a vegetable?

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    • stray@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.

      Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as “carbs” due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.

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    • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn’t need the distinction between plant and vegetable.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don’t see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.

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  • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don’t all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.

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  • tino_408@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most vegetables are poisonous just saying

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    • axx@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s really stretching the definition of “vegetables”.

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Soft white bread? Nobody but rich upper class people could afford soft white bread until well past the industrial revolution.

  That’s also a pretty large roasted bird that’s being eaten in complete absence of stew.

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  • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Roast chicken on a nice crusty sourdough is amazing. Get some butter or gravy in there it’s a hell of a meal

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• Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If by “peasant” you mean “knight of the fucking round table” then yes

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• S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re eating like Final Fight.
  (Hits a trashcan)
  Roasted chicken.
  (Hits some tires)
  Bread.
  100% health let’s go!!!

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  • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh look, a lead pipe!

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just don’t drink out of it and you’ll be okay.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Needs more golden carrot

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh damn, that’s a fucking feast! Peasents can’t afford that shit.

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He stole the chicken and bread, calm down Mr medieval economy

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    • FloatingAlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      All Javerts are bastards.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A few things to unpack here.

  • That chicken is roasted nicely, but I completely understand if that was bought in that condition at the grocer’s.
  • Plain bread is a travesty. it needs to be either toasted and/or you need some melted butter or gravy to sop up.
  • Pair this with some fruit or pan seared/roasted vegetables. Even microwaved beans would make this nutritious. Takes very little effort, very easy to do.
  • Even peasants had access to beer, ale, or home-made short-beer/kvass. Gotta calorie-max so you can work in the field tomorrow. Plus, the alcohol helps with the constant muscle-aches and fatigue from endless labor.

  There are innumerable ways to elevate this meal, but I’ll keep this comment short. Anyone, feel free to message me or reply here if you want tips for that.

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plain bread is perfectly fine as long as it’s not one of those super dry breads

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• timestatic@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A medieval peasant on a celebration day. I doubt they could eat a whole as chicken every day

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Depends on which era honestly. The medieval period lasted for nearly a thousand years and could very about as much as one would expect, so for example a very well off peasant during the high medieval period maybe could have eaten a whole ass chicken for a while at least. Probably wouldn’t have though, at least not without turning it into soup or a sandwich equivalent.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I understand if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every last chicken in this room.

    youtu.be/DyztFOogj8Y

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  • CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cornish game hen… maybe a quail.

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  • DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah communally like a couple times a year if lucky and most likely spent hens or cockrels not this monstrosity of a broiler meat bred bird.

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peasants? That wpuld be a medieval noble

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• CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am woman, would totally eat. Infact my dinner looks similar except my bread is liquid. And of course some broccoli and onions.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks pretty good, but I’d like some BBQ sauce, at least.

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  • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or hot sauce 🤤

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      mix the BBQ and the hot sauce

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• AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  chicken

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  • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    chicken

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ve… heard of produce, right…?

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s propaganda by Hulk (big green).

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dang, medieval peasant had it better than I thought.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No utensils required

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The person for sure needs to learn how to cook

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They definitely bought that at a store in a bag. They are delicious.

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re going to be constipated

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  • Themistocles@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can confirm this will happen if you eat nothing but rotisserie chickens every day five days in a row

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Just don’t do what Adam Devine did and eat it so fast you forget to take off the string…

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Got it, only do four days in a row.

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ummmm…. story time?

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a pretty recent game called Pentiment that’s like an old school point and click adventure about a murder in a middle age German Abby where a bunch of conversations happen over meals & who you eat with can have an effect on a bunch if stuff in the game. it was pretty cool to include and I’m guessing they tried to go for some accuracy considering how much detail they use on the foods.

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  • maltasoron@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pentiment is so good

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A medieval king more like

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Minecraft dinner

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• heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  😂 I don’t think I eat that much meat in a whole month, but I also “cook” very simply. Quantity and taste are more important than style.

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• Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  #boydinner

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Needs butter.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …why does this gif exist???

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a US$5 Costco rotisserie

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• ieGod@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My kind of vegetable-less meal.

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• PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A man Ron would be proud of

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• angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a boy and…you need to learn how to cook.

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like a little bitch that can’t survive purely on lentils

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• okmko@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think there are any drippings. This looks like a Costco chicken with that ready to bake bread I’ve seen recently.

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• BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can already tell this person lacks fiber

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