YellowParenti

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was on a strict diet, I actually bought 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and made a stir fry of sorts with broccoli, spinach, carrots, peas. I’d skip breakfast just to be able to have a big dinner and be satisfied going to bed. I’d try to get close to 120g of protein a day, (I’d eat half a chicken a day) and technically as much veg as I could stomach. I figure I was eating around 1500 calories a day. It worked but it was boring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E-bikes are just bicycles with a motor. Therefore, e-bikes are motorcycles.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been following the surron and talaria bikes. These are electric dirt motorcycle. Half the vidoes I’ve seen are ppl riding them on the street. They’ve gotten so fast. They write all over their websites its for OFF ROAD USE ONLY. I want one so bad. Im sure if I ride them slowly on the sidewalk for my commute. I shouldn’t get pulled over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  You can also put the explosif in a steel trapezoid with the wide part open towards the front. Basically a claymore, but you’d have to manually set it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamburglar, meet Hat Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Crack? Like 4mm small?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First thought was shooting parallel to floor, then ppl where talking about masts. I was like oh, ok that makes sense too.

  there’s also that a lot died of infection.

  The vast majority of wounds documented during the Civil War were caused by the Minié ball, while the rest were from grapeshot, canister or other exploding shells. Few men were treated for saber or bayonet wounds and even fewer for cannon ball wounds.

  Unfortunately for the soldiers and the surgeons, the Civil War was fought just years before the widespread acceptance of the Germ Theory and the understanding of antisepsis and the sterilization of instruments and equipment. The Civil War surgeons performed their work as best they could, but did not have the knowledge of the role germs played in causing infection. While some antiseptic substances like iodine and bromine were used, the reason for their effectiveness was unknown. The discovery of antibiotics was still decades in the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Salio premiado

  It came with a prize

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best way to drop 50lbs in two months without spending alot and no fad diets?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You lose about a pound a day water fasting, but its hard mentally and physically. As in if you’ve never fasted before, its gonna be hard to keep going the first 24hrs. If you’re obese you have a good chance to come out just fine. You can look up the electrolytes y o u need to do an extended water fast. You should be getting checked out by a doc frequently while doing it. Things can go bad really quickly. Read, read, read everything you can before doing this.

  A Protein Sparing Modified Fast(PSMF) is where you eat about 600 to 800 calories a day with about 120 to 150g of protein (chicken breast) with leafy greens( broccoli, spinach, kale) the veg is so low calorie it doesnt really matter the amount as long as its at least a cup( you need the vitamins, minerals, and fiber). the protein so filling you basically are gonna be “full”. you wont be satisfied, but you will be able to eat and never be looking for more. the point is to have enough protein intake to keep your muscle loss to a minimum. You have to do a basic weight training or calisthenics regimen to keep the muscle loss down.

  • Take a multivitamin
  • if your having trouble shitting, more veg
  • lightheaded: pinch of salt in a glass of water, broth, or buy what is called lite salt here( its a mix of sodium and potassium salt; you need both types anyway)

  Go to your doc and tell them your plan. They will take blood exams, probably EKG, and check ins every 2 or 3 weeks to make sure everything is OK. I’ve done PSMF because my sleep apnea was literally killing me. I lost 25 lbs the first month and 20 the next. It sucked, but it fixed my apnea and all my cardiovascular and metabolic problems. I then gradually raised my calories to 1800 and kept losing weight until I got to a normal weight.

  You will have loose skin, lift weights and fill out with muscle to help with it. If something feels off, wrong, hurts, etc. Stop and go get checked out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China’s ‘artificial sun’ breaks nuclear fusion limit thought to be impossible⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t looked into it but isn’t the problem that bribing and corruption, as we general think of it, is not common anymore. They’ve gotten creative.

  They don’t hand you cash. they form super PACs that are legislative black holes so “people that align with you politically” can use that money to help you run, or your family member is hired as a VP in a company where they do nothing but get millions in stock options. They can also you can also get paid for talks, meetings, lectures in exotic locations. Hell, Clarence the supreme court judge gets stuff all the time from his billionaire friend. here’s John Oliver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The amount of sense NYE party glasses make has rapidly declined.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also ask who they voted for. If they waffle,

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foot In The Door⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foot In The Door⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
  2. Stir up with baking soda
  3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
  4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
  5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
  6. ??? ⁷. Repeat
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the wall in every kitchen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That cord is too short. It has to be 50ft minimum so you can walk around and into the living room taking out anything on the counters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.