Putting aside all the late stage capitalism going on here, I still can’t get over the fact that Alphabet (Google) spent billions of dollars developing self driving car technology only to arrive at, “Oh shit. Someone left the car door open. What do we do now?”
DoorDashers are getting paid to close Waymo's self-driving car doors
Submitted 5 hours ago by Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip to technology@lemmy.world
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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Giving them the ability to close their own doors just screams “kid’s arm smashed in automatic car door failure”.
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I used to have a Tesla (traded it in). In the app you could open, but not close, the windows. It could be inconvenient at times but I assume the reasoning was similar.
Chulk@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
Even if this thing was left on a single city block for 8 hours with its door open, the data it collects about nearby cars, Bluetooth devices, phones, WiFi SSIDs, recorded video/audio, etc. makes it worth it for alphabet, I imagine.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
This shows you just how strong our culture is an influence here. You can leave a door open and cause enough trouble that they need to hire someone else to go manually shut it. I’m willing to get there are a lot of seemingly innocuous ways to cause friction with these companies. The more people know and exploit them, the better.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 3 hours ago
Supposedly a salt circle drawn like “no entry” road markings can trap them.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
When I was a kid my dad would drive forward and slam the brakes to close our van door.
It was really fun until that became the only way that closed the door.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Does it charge extra to the last person that used the Waymo to cover the cost? Because if not, might as well just leave the door open every time, now you’re a job creator.
Corngood@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Just keep the door and you’re creating even more jobs in the door factory.
Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Clearly that’s why it’s called DoorDash. /s
siravious@lemmy.world 19 minutes ago
Take my upvote and gtfo 😂
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
so from now on leave all waymo’s open and if you see one open no you don’t
87Six@lemmy.zip 42 minutes ago
Don’t forget to fart as deep into the chair cushions as possible as well
itsathursday@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The cost of doing business is to pay a poor to close a door and keep the wheels of progress spinning.
skip0110@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Hmmm…so it costs Waymo $11.25 if you “forget” to shut the door.
Maybe people will become very forgetful.
Or, upon reflection, just don’t use Waymo, and don’t play into it at all.
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
If you leave it all the way open, the car just needs to drive a couple feet with decent acceleration to close it.
If you ALMOST close it, but not all the way, that would require some sort of intervention.
tyler@programming.dev 4 hours ago
Nah, you just speed up then slam on the brakes to open it, then you can close it as you said.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Need a car to get to the airport, because my city doesn’t have mass transit.
If the only cars in my area are Waymos, do I just skip my flight?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 hours ago
“Don’t use X” always means “it’s okay to use X if there are no alternatives but do look for alternatives”. Unless X is X. Then don’t use X.
skip0110@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Well, in that case maybe you just forget to shut the door ;)
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 1 hour ago
self driving cars
Top notch, very latest, highest technology, aren’t they?
LMAO!!
Canuck@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Its funny because in the US, there are regulations that make it such that, even if they have the capability to close the doors remotely and anti pinch sensors etc, they are not allowed to unless it is done by someone from a device nearby while they hold down the close button.
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
is there no saving this timeline?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The future is clocking in for another 12 hour shift at the “making minor adjustments to the super intelligent AI widget making machine” so you can afford to eat the bugs and live in the pod
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
see? ai does create new jobs. checkmate ai doomers /s
anguo@piefed.ca 2 hours ago
Can’t the car just back up half a meter then quickly go forward half a meter?
brsrklf@jlai.lu 55 minutes ago
Now I’m imagining the car shaking off like a wet dog to shut its doors.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
New rule, if you order one - fail to close the doors properly.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Door dashers certainly will be doing this
rollerbang@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Just accelerate at full power and the doors will close themselves, duh.
XLE@piefed.social 3 hours ago
Move fast and break things!
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Or reverse slightly and stop…
Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 hours ago
Humans are dumb. I mean humans can do awesome super intelligent things, but the average human is a dumb piece of shit.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Humans know how to close a car door.
EvilBit@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
This, along with the story of the driverless car running over a beloved neighborhood cat, highlight the fundamental problem here: they’re training these systems to be autonomous cars - and they’re impressively close - but they’re still miles away from creating a simulation of an autonomous human. Not everything about operating a car is driving it.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Obviously they don’t.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
but they don’t give a fuck and just walk away.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
I didn’t imply the human didn’t know how to close a car door. I am saying the human is dumb for specifically choosing to be a piece of shit for NOT closing the car door.
devolution@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
So what’s the point if a future car can’t close itself?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
The US has serious FUD w regards to self driving vehicles and legal issues are in the way. Obviously the car could be built to do this safely but there are laws that prohibit this.
devolution@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Of course it is.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Elon’s robots can close the doors.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
And lock them, then self immolate
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
They have self-driving cars, but self-closing doors is still at least 10-15 years away.