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- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
fart fart fart fart
- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
Yes. As intellectual a reply as I expected from people like you. But maybe I am a bit too hard, Did you get retention again, sweetie? Ate up the other kids crayons, again?
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 5 days ago:
Usually the common vulnerability is a combination of Outlook and Active Directory. Outlook will happily execute whatever users click upon and AD lets them steal their credentials, to simplify things.
- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
Dont’t worry. IRL I wouldn’t waste a second of my time with you. Or risk being seen in your company.
- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
Why is it impossible to understand an obvious joke? Or to read two postings downward before becoming a judgemental, better-than-though asshole? Oh. I understand. You were that asshole before. HAND.
- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
Look, I was a bit slow understanding a joke, so were 90% here. I got it and made another joke about it, that 90% here did not get because they were busy voting the “evil guy” down and making spiteful comments about somebody seemingly not the sharpest knive in the drawer. I got the joke. Took me three minutes. You, OTOH, will be the small minded, cowardish piece of shit that you are for all your life. Your mentality attacking anonymously out of the crowd, looking for a “victim” that momentarilly has no lobby is what we see from people like the ICE. I’ve got a pretty wife I have been married to for more than two decades, she’s got more character under her toenail than you’ll have all your life. So I still might “die alone”, right, asshole. But I still prefer it to living a life like yours.
- Comment on My glasses 5 days ago:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
- Comment on My glasses 6 days ago:
Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.
- Comment on My glasses 6 days ago:
Well, it took me a while…
- Comment on My glasses 6 days ago:
I don’t think so. A little slow, occasionally, maybe.
- Comment on My glasses 6 days ago:
You might have phrased this a lot better by keeping your stupid mouth shut. Take that as general advice.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
You are aware, what the source of all religion, spirituality and human culture itself is? Who the first priests, the masters of ceremony were? So, you have decided to become your own hermetic order. Clearly an aberration.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
“for the love of the game”, hahahaha, good one. Sure. We all do… No, seriously, after playing for a couple of decades, music has become my only religion and I am a fucking fanatic. Shut up, infidels! I’m serious. But I was a young, good looking bastard of a guitar player once and I confess, I had the morals of a hungry beagle… I better shut up ‘n’ play my guitar.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
“Anthroposexuality” might be the term,. you’re looking for.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
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- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 6 days ago:
You’re welcome. It was a pleasure to set someomes ideas about Mr Gates right.
- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 6 days ago:
No, that was Laura Whatshername.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 6 days ago:
I lost it during third. There literally were episode where absolutely nothing was happening to proceed the plot. Just the usual characters doing their usual things.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 6 days ago:
The second season really became boring as fuck somewhere half through it. Totally missed the density and speed of the first season. I think the fact that they got a contract to produce three seasons made them stretch the plot to the point where basically nothing happened over certain episodes. Compare that with the speed in which the early plot moved…
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
“Robosexuality”, according to Futurama.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 6 days ago:
Encryption alone won’t prevent ransomware to encrypt it again. The original files need to be readable after all, so they are either unencrypted at boot or appear unencrypted to the (infected) client by machine/session key management. Nevertheless, adding an addittional, "“hostile” encryption layer will make them unreadable. The reasonable thing would be not to use a monocultural, standard setup that is known to be vulnerable to that kind of attack and first of all to get rid of fucking Outlook which has always been a dumpster fire.
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 6 days ago:
Wikipedia for a beginning: en.wikipedia.org/…/Standardization_of_Office_Open… I remember The Register having a more detailed (and pretty snarky) article about it back then, but I didn’t search for it yet.
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 1 week ago:
Let me assure you that the original board that was voting for Open Office’s proposal was absolutely pissed off, short of dissolving but eventually unable to revert the decision because of it’s formal correctness.
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 1 week ago:
…and bribed the represenatives of the “new” IETF members as well as their governments to vote for Microsoft’s standard. The latter was, of course, a matter strictly between “business partners” and probably barred behind NDAs, so “legal” as long as nobody would blow the wistle.
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 1 week ago:
Ransomware attack are successful mostly against MS Active Directory and Ourlook based setups.
- Comment on today is the first a day in inside of whole life where i have the confidence to walk 🥲 1 week ago:
But then, where is shoe?
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 1 week ago:
There are some people who míght learn from a ransomware attack. Only if it personally hits them, of course.
- Comment on LibreOffice criticizes EU Commission over proprietary XLSX formats 1 week ago:
“bribed” is a gross simplifiction of the almost hilariously evil plot they pulled to get OOXML certified. They actually bribed a couple of smaller nation states to become IETF members and vote for Microsoft’s standard. It was a major scandal back in the day but formally legal.