andrewrgross
@andrewrgross@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Just spent the last 21 months in prison. What did I miss in the world of the Internet? 3 days ago:
Wanna join my D&D group?
My timezone is west coast.
- Comment on In comedy of errors, men accused of wiping gov databases turned to an AI tool 1 week ago:
It would explain a lot
- Comment on Deloitte allegedly cited AI-generated research in a million-dollar report for a Canadian provincial government 1 week ago:
Whew.
The thing about these incidents that I find most interesting is that they basically reveal a widely held suspicion among many people that these government contractors are over-crexentialed bullshit artists.
This just shows what we’ve all suspected: they’ve been cutting corners, claiming underserved authority, and making up shit for years. But now some folks are checking and reporting on it.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
He apparently had a whole seminar on how he assess who he thinks most resembles the antichrist , and I have no idea if this is some sort of thought exercise or is he’s being literal.
The real added later of absurd irony is that if THE Jesus Christ returned to share his message of radically pious non violent service to the downtrodden, Theil would call him the antichrist and demand for him to be tortured to death again.
- Comment on Art project about a cloud connected pan that has a moisture sensor in its handle and charges per wash. If the sensor breaks they sue you for breaking the digital lock. 2 weeks ago:
This clever.
I think to complete the concept, it needs to have an absurd feature that is supposed to justify connectivity, and a way to stop it from functioning when commanded.
How can a pan break? I guess the handle can fall off? So it has a solenoid that locks on the handle. The pan is sold as a subscription where they replace the pan part to keep it’s Teflon coating fresh. And if you need with it or use it more than 20x the handle falls off.
- Comment on Memory Foam doesn't actually "Remember," it just deviates from the base and goes back. It's more like Forgetting Foam! 2 weeks ago:
This is an excellent shower thought.
- Comment on Memory Foam doesn't actually "Remember," it just deviates from the base and goes back. It's more like Forgetting Foam! 2 weeks ago:
I get that that’s the intended meaning, but op makes a good point.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 3 weeks ago:
I think this is the main story. I don’t think it’s new info, but it confirms the issue persists: this LLM is so heavily trained to fawn over Musk that it doesn’t exercise any application of context or attempt to find truth.
Which is sad.
- Comment on Sam Altman and husband reportedly working to genetically engineer babies from having hereditary disease 3 weeks ago:
The other issue I have is that this is an example of a recurring issue in which the tech obsessed ultra wealthy declare their plan to solve a problem for which a very straightforward policy solution already exists.
We don’t need tech to extend lives or feed the hungry. We just need to remove the paywalls to existing resources.
- Comment on What if tRump is Secretly bisexual but forced to be deeply ashamed of it like the rest of his generation? 4 weeks ago:
It’s an amusing premise, but I think of you actually pay attention to the arc of his life and evening e said by the people who understand him (Mary Trump’s book is perhaps the best on this), it doesn’t bear out.
By all evidence, Trump doesn’t really experience romantic attraction, and his sexual appetites have always been primarily for power and attention. He doesn’t really like getting sweaty. During the years he was a famous lothario, he widely faked this image despite having an enormous fear of STIs, especially HIV.
He does seem to enjoy bodies, but almost always through the thrill of conquest: he likes taking something he considers a prize.
Does he secretly long for cock? Has he suppressed urges under social pressure? Almost certainly not. He’s always revelled in being sexually deviant, and thrilled in violating social norms. It’s highly likely that he’s gotten sexual service from men or femboys, because that fits the profile. But suck a dick? No. Never.
Not because it’s gay, but because it’s giving. This is a guy who has almost certainly never given oral service to anyone, man or woman.
- Comment on Creation Entertainment have announced ENT cast members for STLV 2026 5 weeks ago:
Neat.
I’ve been listening to the podcast Greatest Gen, where they’ve been doing a watch-through of Enterprise, and it’s fun to listen to. It sounds like a better show than the reputation gives it, but also really unbalanced in terms of cast attention.
Is that universal on Star Trek? I feel like Data was the show mostly centered on Picard, Ricker, or Data, and then Troi and Geordi got to be in it through being associated to Riker and Data, and then Worf was almost always in the background. From the watch through on Greatest Gen, it seems like Trip Tucker was one of the three main characters, Phlox was a constant presence even if rarely the main character, and then Mayweather and Hoshi they joke are lucky if they get a line, and a few times per season they actually enter into the plot of an episode at all.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 5 weeks ago:
I really love your analogy. I’m imagining early 90s Windows and AOL bombarding folks with pop ups that say ‘want to take this with you? Print it!’ and ‘Did you know you can print anytime you like with our new dedicated keyboard print button?’ and ‘Try our new cassette music player, now printer-powered to give you the best sound you’ve ever heard!’
- Comment on The word "meme" had been hijacked by ignorants. 5 weeks ago:
I understand your irritation when the word is used for any and all text on images, but can you appreciate that for most memes, the word is being used for it’s intended purpose?
I’m thinking primarily of jokes that use templates. Mark Grayson asking a question and having his dad enthusiastically reply “That’s the neat part: you don’t!” contains a highly transmissible concept, and acts as a vector for transmitting a whole bunch of ideas that fit within that concept. Any time something feels like an elder or authority figure responding to concern or confusion in this unconcerned way, you can summarize the feeling with this simple hieroglyph.
Linguistically, I think that’s pretty awesome.
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 1 month ago:
Yeah. You kinda had to be there for it to make sense, but after Obama became president the right wing media went absolutely bonkers creating a five-alarm fire every day over any and everything. One of these was that one day he didn’t wear a standard boring white-guy suit in dark blue: en.wikipedia.org/…/Barack_Obama_tan_suit_controve…
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 1 month ago:
Oh that’s right!
And now I’m remembering his scandalous tan suit!
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 1 month ago:
Yeah.
Although I recently heard him on Marc Maron’s podcast, and was rather disappointed.
He’s still far, far more lucid than most other politicians, but he came off as wildly out of touch, which I didn’t recall him being 10 years ago.
Oh well, that’s the match of time for you.
- Comment on Foggy Nelson was wrong in most of the arguments with Matt Murdock in Daredevil 1 month ago:
This is an interesting observation, but I watched Daredevil like a decade ago and I’ve never seen Superman & Lois so I don’t really know what you’re talking about.
- Comment on OpenAI valued at $500B in new deal with Microsoft — too big to fail? 1 month ago:
Deal removes constraint on OpenAI’s ability to raise capital
I think they mean “raze”…
- Comment on how do you deal with those characters fully convinced a job is something you have to enjoy? 1 month ago:
I think the question is easier to answer if you remove the specific reason this coworker is annoying.
How do you deal with someone who bothers you with annoying, unwanted conversation about job satisfaction? The same way you deal with someone who bothers you with annoying, unwanted conversation about CrossFit or astrology. You answer every question with some version of ‘Huh, I don’t really know. I’m really busy, though, so I can’t talk. Have a good day.’
The whole careerism element seems largely immaterial.
- Comment on Luke Cage is way to overpowerd to be a "street level" hero 1 month ago:
I don’t think his strength is within an order of magnitude of theirs. I don’t think his durability is either.
Granted, I wouldn’t be surprised if you showed me a comic showing otherwise. There’s probably a comic where he goes inside a star or something stupid, because there are always those kinds of writers. But based on his typical portrayal, I think he’s more of a brush off a car crash and pick it up guy than a survive a nuke and crush coal into diamonds guy.
- Comment on Luke Cage is way to overpowerd to be a "street level" hero 1 month ago:
You know, sometimes when the Avengers announce a new inductee I’m like, ‘Really?! You think that’s a good strategic addition?? This feels more like a popularity contest!’
Their choices kind of look to me more like a publisher’s idea of what will sell books & toys than a cooperative of gifted public servants. But I’m probably just being silly.
- Comment on Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start With 1 month ago:
Agreed. His comments are so bizarrely stupid on so many levels.
They’re not just “wrong”: they’re half-right-half-wrong. And the half that is wrong is idiotic in the extreme, while the half that is right casually acknowledges a civilizational crisis like someone watching their neighbors screaming in a house fire while sipping a cup of coffee.
Like this farmer analogy: the farmers were right! Their way of life and all that mattered to them was largely exterminated by these changes, and we’re living in their worst nightmare! And he even goes so far as acknowledging this, and acknowledging that we’ll likely experience the same thing. We’re all basically cart horses at the dawn of the automobile, and we might actually hate where this is going. But… It’ll probably be great.
He just has a hunch that even though all evidence suggests that this will lead to the opposite of the greatest good for the greatest number of people, for some reason his brain can’t shake the sense that it’s going to be good anyway. I mean, it has to be, otherwise that would make him a monster! And that simply can’t be the case. So there you have it.
It’ll be
terriblegreat. - Comment on Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start With 1 month ago:
100%.
Peter Frase deconstructed this in an article a decade ago (and subsequent book) “Four Futures”.
It’s really not complicated. Saying 'the rich want to make us all obsolete and then kill us off ’ sounds paranoid and reactionary, but if you actually study these dynamics critically that’s a pretty good distillation of what they’d like to do, and they’re not really concealing it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Uh… @DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ?
I think it sounds like you might be a danger to yourself.
I don’t know your situation, but I just want to point out two things:
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The belief that those around a depressed person secretly don’t want them around or would appreciate them more when they’re gone is wildly untrue. It kind of sounds like your brain is trying to convince you of this, and you should know that your brain is almost certainly lying. Lots of people know folks who are depressed that we love very much and are grateful to have in our lives.
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People who survive suicide attempts consistently express regret and a sense of terror during the act that felt like someone else was trying to kill them.
I know that during depression, negative thoughts can make a convincing case that you cannot expect anything to get better, but there are A LOT of people alive today who enjoy their lives who felt the same way at some time in the past. I hope that with support you can perhaps be one of these people.
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- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 2 months ago:
I love buses too, but a van pool is materially different. Buses travel fixed routes. A van pool can act as a shared taxi that shuttles people directly between points of immediate departure, transit stations, and final destinations.
- Comment on Move Fast and Break Nothing | Waymo’s robotaxis are probably safer than ChatGPT. 2 months ago:
This article is a little light on thesis, but legit.
Personally, I’d like to tie a vision of autonomous vehicles to a broad rethinking of transit and public ownership. What if training data was shared, so instead of allowing Google to create another monopoly we deliberately cultivated a diverse market? What if we designed roads to accommodate autonomous van pools and also bikes and more light vehicles?
We can dream better than this.
- Comment on The Jobs AI Is Replacing the Fastest 3 months ago:
Researchers following the adoption of AI predict around 92 million jobs are projected to disappear by 2030, even as roughly 170 million new roles are expected to emerge, McKinsey & Company has found.
What in the fuck does this mean?
- Comment on 95% of Companies See ‘Zero Return’ on $30 Billion Generative AI Spend, MIT Report Finds 3 months ago:
Return? /s
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Also: from a practical perspective, how on earth does one keep this a secret?
‘Alright sweetie. Dinner is on the counter. If you need anything Becca next door said to just knock. Promise me you won’t stay up to late, okay?’
‘Sure Mom. But where are you going?’
‘I’ve told you sweetie: don’t ask questions. Bye!’
That makes no sense.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Most people tend to overestimate how universal their own experiences and reactions are.
And to clarify, this applies to you AND to the people you’re disagreeing with (and myself as well!).