Emmm… red dye 40
Yummy yummy, in my tummy
Submitted 19 hours ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
mech@feddit.org 10 hours ago
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
BanMe@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
No, cows are furrier and brown.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Forbidden Cherry Icing
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months… Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit…
j4yc33@piefed.social 19 hours ago
Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 hours ago
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Only in America does this look edible.
PoopDeckInspector@lemmynsfw.com 17 hours ago
Have you never made a cherry or cranberry jam/syrup. That’s exactly what it looks like when you boil red fruit and sugar together
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
pirc_lover@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
Breedable 😩
Hupf@feddit.org 16 hours ago
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
We feed out cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.
dejpivo@lemmings.world 8 hours ago
What makes this a “transistor” battery?
tomiant@piefed.social 12 hours ago
The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
arrow74@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formatted for cats, but the tube days 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 18 hours ago
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
SupraMario@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
marcos@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I dunno if it’s some kind of addictive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
axexrx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.SupraMario@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Might have been some other compound, cause straight bearing grease for cars/trucks/heavy equipment/etc doesn’t smell pleasant at all.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I think you mean delicious
SupraMario@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Try smelling used diff or transmission oil…
Aneb@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Mine is turqouise, I wonder what flavor is that.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 hour ago
Blueberry lemon
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
Forbidden Gummygoo
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Killer57@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
This is like saying that antifreeze shouldn’t taste/smell sweet.
siha@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
Are you saying we shouldn’t put cotton candy inside our walls either?!
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 17 hours ago
Okay maybe human shouldn’t make candys look like this.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Have you ever seen an unhappy tractor? Because it didn’t get enough of this.
ikidd@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
nothing feels better than a fresh tube of lube.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Can I use lithium grease as lube?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 minutes ago
the results may shock you.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Looks like McDonald’s is finally trying to make their strawberry pies healthy.
guy@piefed.social 17 hours ago
I can testify, twice, that liquid green apple soap does not taste as good as it smells
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Me, every time I see Fabuloso.
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.