Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Yummy yummy, in my tummy
Submitted 1 month ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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j4yc33@piefed.social 1 month ago
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Only in America does this look edible.
PoopDeckInspector@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Have you never made a cherry or cranberry jam/syrup. That’s exactly what it looks like when you boil red fruit and sugar together
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pirc_lover@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Breedable 😩
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, cows are furrier and brown.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We feed out cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.
dejpivo@lemmings.world 1 month ago
What makes this a “transistor” battery?
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formatted for cats, but the tube days 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I dunno if it’s some kind of addictive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Might have been some other compound, cause straight bearing grease for cars/trucks/heavy equipment/etc doesn’t smell pleasant at all.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think you mean delicious
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Try smelling used diff or transmission oil…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
different strokes and all that. I’ve never thought that.
then again I worked in a factory that used shortening as a mould release for years. that shit stinks and gets scummy after a few months. Imagine what it smells like after a few decades.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That sounds horrible, I guess it’s more healthy than bearing grease though.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
we might need an active, possibly non-ml version of !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Greece as well. It kind of did look tasty.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Canned humans are very not vegan 💢
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Good thing I’m not vegan.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months… Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit…
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Forbidden Gummygoo
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Aneb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guaranteed to cure your constipation
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Emmm… red dye 40
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mine is turqouise, I wonder what flavor is that.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
Blueberry lemon
Killer57@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This is like saying that antifreeze shouldn’t taste/smell sweet.
siha@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Are you saying we shouldn’t put cotton candy inside our walls either?!
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Okay maybe human shouldn’t make candys look like this.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cherry pie filling. Which is mostly artificial cherry flavor like used in cough syrup, water, sugar, and corn starch. So… you probably shouldn’t eat either one.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Have you ever seen an unhappy tractor? Because it didn’t get enough of this.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Doesn’t mean they can’t be happy.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nothing feels better than a fresh tube of lube.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Me, every time I see Fabuloso.
Sputnik34@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s fucked up that people think that this looks edible to begin with
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like McDonald’s is finally trying to make their strawberry pies healthy.
guy@piefed.social 1 month ago
I can testify, twice, that liquid green apple soap does not taste as good as it smells
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
El Chamoy! El Chamoooooooy…!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Forbidden Cherry Icing
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Icing? That’d be filling.