She rates dudes like I rate beer.
Your name better be Caleb
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s your Caleb?
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alcohol Free Kozel
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn’t have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That’s the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You’re making the exact same point I’m making further in the replies to this post. I’m blessed size wise, but I’m the cunnilingus master.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
So what, you go up to girls and tell them you eat ass?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
🍆
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 1 month ago
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…”
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
Parabola@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
dil@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
you can tell it’s not dudes she fucked because the scores are so high
spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t ever change 🥹
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
All hail Sam for participation award.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I want to know what all the emojis mean. Clearly each has a meaning, and some have a few, indicating she has intimate knowledge of something.
TeddE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For example, Oliver has magic hands
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
three@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At least Ryan can get her off.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, but he’s no Caleb.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dam im only a 6?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
I’m smudged and illegible, probably because I’m disgusted that people can be like this.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Im sorry, right under the black text, does it say “dack” as a name and its rated 9/10?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What about Caleb?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oliver Clothesoff
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
why?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something about the Caleb entry when weighed up against everything else. If he’s that amazing, just stay with him! Guy taking the photo is cooked.
Then again, the whole thing is presumably fake, for the meme.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
damn, ok :(
Image
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congrats for the ok weinering.
zen@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Hey, remember, 5/10 isn’t bad, it’s average!
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No the average is much much higher than 10 out of 10 all because of Caleb.