I’m smudged and illegible, probably because I’m disgusted that people can be like this.
Your name better be Caleb
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Etterra@discuss.online 2 hours ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Congrats for the ok weinering.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Hey, remember, 5/10 isn’t bad, it’s average!
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
No the average is much much higher than 10 out of 10 all because of Caleb.
zen@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Dam im only a 6?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
I want to know what all the emojis mean. Clearly each has a meaning, and some have a few, indicating she has intimate knowledge of something.
TeddE@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
For example, Oliver has magic hands
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Oliver is fancy and Ryan a clown?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn’t have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That’s the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
You’re making the exact same point I’m making further in the replies to this post. I’m blessed size wise, but I’m the cunnilingus master.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
🍆
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
“The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…”
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
rmuk@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
Parabola@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 day ago
She rates dudes like I rate beer.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s your Caleb?
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Alcohol Free Kozel
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 day ago
It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
spirinolas@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Don’t ever change 🥹
dil@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
All hail Sam for participation award.
1984@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Im sorry, right under the black text, does it say “dack” as a name and its rated 9/10?
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 day ago
Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
three@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about Caleb?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Oliver Clothesoff
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
At least Ryan can get her off.