slothrop
@slothrop@lemmy.ca
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 3 days ago:
Pedosident bombs a girls’ school. killing 50 plus on their first day of school.
That’ll show those brown people what peace is about. - Comment on Is shart a swearword? 1 week ago:
Only after reality is confirmed.
- Comment on It's a tough case... 1 week ago:
She turned down ‘tooth fairy’.
- Comment on Nice strong handshake, beautiful digital art 1 week ago:
Fist impression is crucial to lifelong relationships.
- Comment on The original Gremlin 1 week ago:
True, but it’s gotta share dna with nissan cube.
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
Hence, *mystery*….
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
lol, you’re correct, I briefly forget he be maga bc he was so fucking great…
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
Cumin to ground it.
Perhaps a tsp of cocoa for some mystery Cincinnati. - Comment on ```curl -u "lab_tech:olympic_medalist" https://usa-curling.org/podium``` 1 week ago:
I don’t wget it…
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 1 week ago:
Pineappley?
- Comment on Thronehenge 2 weeks ago:
First discovered by the Asstechs.
- Comment on There's the army, there should be the legy 2 weeks ago:
legit thought.
- Comment on Having trouble with this captcha 2 weeks ago:
borzoicles
- Comment on Audio cable measurements are driving me crazy — why don’t they null?!? 2 weeks ago:
bookmarked 2 weeks ago:\
Audiophiles Can’t Differentiate Audio Signals Sent Through Copper, Banana, and Mud in Blind Test
- Comment on Why is no news channel reporting on the school shooting in Canada? 2 weeks ago:
A simple google and the shower’s over without a wank.
- Comment on Do you ever feel guilty for trying to sign up for government assistance programs? 2 weeks ago:
You exist, therefore you’re worthy.
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 2 weeks ago:
You fell to the left.
- Comment on Which is it?. 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
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- Comment on Interesting chart of how long stuff stays in your body. 2 weeks ago:
fuck ai.
- Rep. Massie gets the mic snatched from him by own local Kentucky Republican Party (House Speaker) as he tells them he works for the people not Speaker Johnson...i.imgur.com ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to conservative@sh.itjust.works | 1 comment
- Comment on Top of the world, ma 3 weeks ago:
Thank god she wasn’t also an atheist and a lawyer or we’d never get a word in!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 3 weeks ago:
Boomer from Hamilton , Ontario, Canada, and growing up it was probably 70% shoes ON in my parts…lots of kids, in and out constantly.Obviously, snow and mud were exceptions. The 30% shoes OFF homes were the outliers…
It wasn’t until my late teens that I started to notice a shift, personally and societally, to shoes OFF.
Nowadays, even if the host *insists* that I keep my shoes ON, it doesn’t feel right, so I tend not to.
- Comment on A tape measure is not accurate around curves 3 weeks ago:
That’s a phallicy.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Erection points N
- Comment on You're closest friends always want you to be smiling and happy 3 weeks ago:
*Your
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 3 weeks ago:
I pretend to shoot myself in the temple.
Then I put the gun back in the glove box. - Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 4 weeks ago:
Dumbest escape excuse ever.
- Comment on The sheeet of power 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Gatetonium 4 weeks ago:
Blue penis of death.