Tedesche
@Tedesche@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 1 day ago:
In the comics, Thanos is in love with Lady Death (sometimes called Mistress Death) who is a personification of death. Thing is, she doesn’t return his affections. So, he kills half the universe as a way to try to win said affections. I think the writers for the MCU probably felt that was a little too hokey to fly with modern/mainstream audiences.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 2 days ago:
The short answer is that they had to come up with something more palatable to a movie audience than “I’m evil and have a crush on the literal Lady of Death.”
- Comment on Carrot 3 days ago:
I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.
I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.
- Comment on Nobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism. 5 days ago:
Post-coitus and post-meal cigarettes are very common and in pretty sure those aren’t being smoked to cope with anxiety.
- Comment on Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong? 1 week ago:
Wow. TIL. Thanks for the info.
- Comment on Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong? 1 week ago:
How are they unsanitary?
- Comment on Thanksgiving advice 1 week ago:
Country gay.
- Comment on Internet email for dummies 1 week ago:
As opposed offline electronic mail.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 1 week ago:
Seriously. I have zero problem when I see spiders in my house. I’m like, “Oh, good. Keep it up, bro.” Totally happy to have arachnids around.
- Comment on negativity 1 week ago:
Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.
- Comment on Was the fall of Rome this stupid? 1 week ago:
No, definitely more stupid than this.
- Comment on Can someone fact check this 2 weeks ago:
African or European coconut?
- Comment on fresh fakakta bread 3 weeks ago:
That, but fakakted.
- Comment on What would happen to the Earth if it got booped by a giant asteroid going super slowly? 3 weeks ago:
It’s much more likely that it would either fly away at another trajectory or circle back several times before eventually hitting us. In order for it to become another Earth satellite, it would have to miss us at a very precise angle and speed in order to get trapped in a stable orbit around us.
- Comment on How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on How to create a hand-held EMP 5 weeks ago:
Ah, well, they don’t need to worry about being caught or identified, they can just stop you in the street. I thought you were referring to scammers or something.
- Comment on How to create a hand-held EMP 5 weeks ago:
would be very useful if masked men approach you and try to photograph you with a potentially illegal biometric collection application.
Anyone trying to collect biometric information in such a brazen manner is not bright enough to use it for anything useful. There are so many more subtle and clandestine ways to obtain it that don’t risk being caught or identified.
- Comment on Not proud of myself. But I do it all the time 5 weeks ago:
Okay. I mean, are they like old-timey sexist jokes or something? Because if you’re saying modern humor isn’t sexist/racist/whatever-ist, I’d strongly beg to differ.
- Comment on Say what you will about Kirk, but he made some great points in his debating 5 weeks ago:
No, you still don’t get it and I don’t think any further explanation on my part is going to change your mind, but just know this is about mass psychology, not the particulars of any political system or culture. You think you’re protected from this kind of hysteria, but you’re not.
Anyway, best of luck to you and yours.
- Comment on Not proud of myself. But I do it all the time 5 weeks ago:
Took a look at his posts. I mean, yeah, a lot of them are kinda just dad jokes and/or only chuckle-funny, not real funny, but I don’t see the boomerishness. I think that word has kinda just become a slur for people online who one doesn’t like at this point.
- Comment on Not proud of myself. But I do it all the time 5 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, maybe I’m OOTL, but what about this is particularly boomerish? And why all the hate?
- Comment on Say what you will about Kirk, but he made some great points in his debating 5 weeks ago:
I’m fully convinced that it won’t happen here, unless we’re directly invaded.
As I said, you’re making the exact same mistake many made in America. Dictators come to power when a population is suffering and their government has profoundly failed them. In such times, they’re so desperate that they’ll vote for a strongman outsider who promises them their wildest dreams. This is not an American error that the Irish are immune to making, and if you think so, you’re just as ignorant as the Americans you think so little of.
- Comment on Say what you will about Kirk, but he made some great points in his debating 5 weeks ago:
Oh, yeah, this type of insane bullshittery could never happen in Europe. Except that it already has and continues to. You’re parroting the same, lame “it can’t happen here” crap many of my American friends were in 2016.
- Comment on squeeakrub 5 weeks ago:
Or Aphex Twin.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Looks like you’re the one who got it. 😉
- Comment on would be useful... 5 weeks ago:
Actually, the current generation of AirPods Pro (2) do as well, you just have to update their firmware to the new iOS 26 version.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Degenerates like you should be put in camps
LOL, reported. I hope you someday learn how to recognize that you’re the very thing you hate.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Everyone in and out of academics knows labeling speech “violent” is an attempt to get it censored. Stop being naïve.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Go talk to a fucking lawyer and stop seeking advice from people online!
- Comment on A little memorial at the local dump 1 month ago:
Then she too wasn’t using the word correctly. She may have meant the affective portion of it, which she probably didn’t have.