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Hate it when this happens

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • maniel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    nobody came;-)

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A painful missed opportunity.

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      • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline

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    • vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      we don’t know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Now fix it so POV is used correctly

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It is correct. They are looking at their sister.

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Just change it to “my POV” because it’s what the photographer is currently seeing.

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    • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thank you

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🤌

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think it’s funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.

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      • Pechente@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear word detection. It is simply not context aware.

        Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.

        This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You mean that soba wasn’t supposed to have cum on it?

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is “to pour something over something else,” that’s a verb.

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??

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    • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.

        But we’re in such a minority sadly :(

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).

        I miss the ole internet

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pretty damn sure you can say bukkake on here in an image.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bukkake.

      Still seems to work on my end.

      Hey-oh.

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      • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Worked on his end too.

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    • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fuck’s the point of getting bumkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?

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    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s required PPE on the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.

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      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.

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      • jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m no fancy bukkake expert

        Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk

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      • usernamefactory@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.

    Although that does sound like an Onion article title.

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    • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Cowards

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’m entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.

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      • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh come on

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        By “misspent”, are you referring to those deposits?

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well you’re wrong on both counts, so at least you’re consistent.

        You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn’t. It’s a ahitpost, not a documentary.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???

    What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Yes I had a question about tonight’s bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?”

        Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    www.sexylosers.com/comic/219/

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does it count if there are goggles involved?

    Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.

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    • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Does it count if there are goggles involved?

      Always use protection.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don’t even care tbh. 😂

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mentally preparing herself before cleaning I reckon

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      • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I find this much more interesting than the meme. I’m wondering what exactly she is facing down there.

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  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He could be a good bog brother and help her out /s

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wjC1Xa9crmOv1N9.png

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is it just my observationor are tattos a requirement for porn actors?

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    • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think tattoos have become extremely commonplace, that’s all. I haven’t watched porn in many years, but I would guess it’s just a reflection of a general societal trend.

      It shows up in the rantings and ravings of right wing nutjobs who lament these types of things. They once developed an AI to remove tattoos and make women dress more modestly, I have no doubt the porn is annoying them too.

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      • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you don’t watch porn, then you’re speculating. Porn aesthetics aren’t a simple mirror of “societal trends” they’re shaped by platform algorithms, niche markets, and performer branding.

        Dragging in right-wing moral panic and some AI anecdote is just noise. Without firsthand exposure or actual data, this is guesswork, not insight.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s probably because of the tattoos.

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    • BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol like you’ve ever had sex 😂

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    • Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s just like your opinion man. Tattoos do me in.

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