rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DM me on Spotify: Spotify launches a messaging feature.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Internet company invents a whole new way to receive unsolicited pictures of genitals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan refuses to pay UK Online Safety Act fines, asks Trump admin to intervene⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Say what you like about 4chan, but it does a good job of keeping the /b/ types in one place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels more like monkey nannas. An entirely more niche kink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨project paperclip be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia also employed a bunch of Nazi scientists for their own rocket program

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨project paperclip be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia like “Ooh! Write that down!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro wake up it's 1997.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NFS 3 Hot Pursuit was my absolute jam when I was a younger man. The graphics were amazing for its time and it still ran like a dream on my trash homebrew.

  That game made me want an MX5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  After them sports cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vehicle conditions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1990s Carmageddon vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior Israeli official flees US following arrest over paedophilia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitch keep your kiddy-fiddling fivehead in genocideland

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fracne | Emmanuel Macron decries ‘antisemitic hatred’ after memorial tree cut down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Serves you right. What did they ever do to you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LYING TO CHILDREN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But Wile E. Coyote didn’t run after the Road Runner. He was a “Super Genius” so he used traps and contraptions and purchased solutions to achieve what he was above. If he had just chased after the Road Runner, he would eventually catch it.

  That is part of the joke.

  Iirc there’s an episode where he chases RR and catches it, then scratches his head for a bit wondering what to do next… then ties it to a rocket for no reason, with entirely expected outcomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching the American president shake hands with the second person wanted by the ICC as the world keeps becoming more unstable because of an increasing economic inequality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kajit doesn’t care if you have coin. Kajit is done giving fucks for the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sponsored by raycon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Low battery. Charge ze dewise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Daily Mail commenting on a social media post is about as legitimate a news source as “a guy that was shouting at the bins behind the pub said…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mosquito Sprites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh moi gawwdddd!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, Barton vets?.. yeah… my six legged dog is breathing fire… yeah, six… yes, fire… no, I don’t do drugs, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fracne | Emmanuel Macron decries ‘antisemitic hatred’ after memorial tree cut down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the verdant provincial valleys of Fracne

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨worst uber driver ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you five quid if you called him Nobby Nobbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the dog have 6 legs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Student strikes gold 90 minutes into first dig⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Student learns about the Treasure Act of 1996 and stops wanting to work in the UK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No, the UK’s Online Safety Act Doesn’t Make Children Safer Online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean sharing their real identity with online companies who will sell and/or lose it to hackers doesn’t make children sAfE oNLinE??!!?!11?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big things happening in the 3D print community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You fuckin’ slur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian oligarch's superyacht to be auctioned in US⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give ya five quid for it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Fish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black Sheep