rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Some good Halloween costume ideas. 1 day ago:
Korean rich people must fucking shit themselves when they see a pangolin
- Comment on Typical 5 days ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I have more questions about this room than just the rug… what’s with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a shower head over it?
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 weeks ago:
I feel this, and I was born in the 80s
- Comment on Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? 2 weeks ago:
A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No
- Comment on Can you share 2 weeks ago:
No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
- Comment on Inspiring. Innovating. 2 weeks ago:
Way to reinvent the tree I guess?
- Comment on What strategy would you use to estimate the number of hazelnuts 2 weeks ago:
My method was that I waited for @m0darn@lemmy.ca to do the work and used it as a baseline. I got 8 away.
- Comment on Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/s 2 weeks ago:
Some people will use anything but cloud storage
- Comment on In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is. 2 weeks ago:
Young whippersnapper!
- Comment on Portuguese president calls Trump Soviet or Russian agent 2 weeks ago:
No shit, Sherlock. Tell us something we don’t know.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
Software devs hate users
- Comment on MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs 2 weeks ago:
The poor getting knowledge for free?! This is America!!!
- Comment on Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus 2 weeks ago:
Where… The fuck… Is the fusilli?!
- Comment on DM me on Spotify: Spotify launches a messaging feature. 2 weeks ago:
Internet company invents a whole new way to receive unsolicited pictures of genitals
- Comment on 4chan refuses to pay UK Online Safety Act fines, asks Trump admin to intervene 3 weeks ago:
Yeah. Say what you like about 4chan, but it does a good job of keeping the /b/ types in one place.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 3 weeks ago:
This feels more like monkey nannas. An entirely more niche kink.
- Comment on project paperclip be like 3 weeks ago:
Russia also employed a bunch of Nazi scientists for their own rocket program
- Comment on project paperclip be like 3 weeks ago:
Russia like “Ooh! Write that down!”
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 3 weeks ago:
Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs
- Comment on Bro wake up it's 1997. 3 weeks ago:
NFS 3 Hot Pursuit was my absolute jam when I was a younger man. The graphics were amazing for its time and it still ran like a dream on my trash homebrew.
That game made me want an MX5
- Comment on Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow 3 weeks ago:
After them sports cars
- Comment on vehicle conditions 4 weeks ago:
1990s Carmageddon vibes
- Comment on Senior Israeli official flees US following arrest over paedophilia 4 weeks ago:
Bitch keep your kiddy-fiddling fivehead in genocideland
- Comment on Super Weaner 4 weeks ago:
So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!
- Comment on Fracne | Emmanuel Macron decries ‘antisemitic hatred’ after memorial tree cut down 4 weeks ago:
Serves you right. What did they ever do to you?
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 4 weeks ago:
But Wile E. Coyote didn’t run after the Road Runner. He was a “Super Genius” so he used traps and contraptions and purchased solutions to achieve what he was above. If he had just chased after the Road Runner, he would eventually catch it.
That is part of the joke.
Iirc there’s an episode where he chases RR and catches it, then scratches his head for a bit wondering what to do next… then ties it to a rocket for no reason, with entirely expected outcomes.
- Comment on Watching the American president shake hands with the second person wanted by the ICC as the world keeps becoming more unstable because of an increasing economic inequality 4 weeks ago:
Kajit doesn’t care if you have coin. Kajit is done giving fucks for the day.
- Comment on sponsored by raycon 4 weeks ago:
Low battery. Charge ze dewise.
- Comment on PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS 4 weeks ago:
The Daily Mail commenting on a social media post is about as legitimate a news source as “a guy that was shouting at the bins behind the pub said…”
