rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it

  *Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A small price to pay for a big ridiculous golden ballroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything has a bit of overlap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hunger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Schmackhafte Hue ™️”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I went to an anti-tech rally, where Gen Z dressed as gnomes and smashed iPhones. Here's what I learned. | Business Insider⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Big rally. Wonder how they organised so many people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the humble and disguised crow:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the fence about this guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunlight special⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sausages are still oinking a little

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨International Shitpost Wednesday! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken OR bird…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨requirement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Canonical Discworld Death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gluten-free Croissantius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sadtrombone.wav⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Loads of pop up Halloween shops have spiders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a miracle!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My old tower pc used to give wicked electric shocks off the hdmi ports. Pretty sure I could have run space heaters off those fuckers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relax⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn that orangutan is rubbish at spelling balloon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palestine Action protest: police begin making arrests at London demo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I OPPOSE GENOCIDE”

  Police: We’ll have none of that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crunchyroll Faces Cancelation: Why Anime Fans Are Choosing Piracy After Latest Update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, didn’t realize this. Had a rolling sub which I never bothered to cancel as I very occasionally watch with mates, but have now cancelled it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It hurt itself in its confusion doing exactly as it was told by the orange diaper man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shakes pear⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And uncomfortably moist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the best way to ensure offspring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you talk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After Life. Great show mixing serious subjects with Ricky Gervais style silliness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some good Halloween costume ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Korean rich people must fucking shit themselves when they see a pangolin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have more questions about this room than just the rug… what’s with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a shower head over it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel this, and I was born in the 80s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A children’s book sponsored by Microsoft… No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you share⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Way to reinvent the tree I guess?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What strategy would you use to estimate the number of hazelnuts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My method was that I waited for @m0darn@lemmy.ca to do the work and used it as a baseline. I got 8 away.