rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Last time I ate at burger king I got food poisoning which lasted a week and stripped the lining off my guts and now I can’t eat wheat without getting the shits.

  Fuck that whole company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody in California ever said that shit.

  Having rain 3 days a year isn’t bipolar weather

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Meta AI security researcher said an OpenClaw agent ran amok on her inbox⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  • Security Researcher

  • Ran AI Tool on own pc in non-sandbox environment

  Lol no you’re not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup cake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jazzy af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my current phobia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Insecurity: Billions of Social Security Number and Passwords⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  According to SSA they have issued under 500m SSNs and they are not reassigned after death. How have BILLIONS been found?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, remember back in the day when you just went and bought a game and then played it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media trial⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Scolds? That’ll teach 'em…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude looks like shaggy cosplaying serial experiments lain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least one of the 7 letters has still some relevante to my life.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🏴‍☠️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  💸💸💸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Not Ready for Prime Time.” A Federal Tool to Check Voter Citizenship Keeps Making Mistakes: SAVE tool keeps mistakenly flagging voters as noncitizens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s ok, so does the government

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude has pockets full of dollars and a price tag up his arse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rawdogging life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hint of cat anus really makes the Bolognese pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call a bondulance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia Launches First Brain-Chipped Bird Drones for Surveillance Over Cities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bull - and what’s more - shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like Israel at Eurovision. They had all the anti-booing on the streams, but some of it was still slipping through and Graham was like “I don’t know what you can all hear at home, but this definitely an energetic reception” 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the Raspberry Pi Still an Affordable SBC? I Don't Think So⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They became an industrial staple and are now priced as such. The kids who wanna learn can stick it, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's still life left in them!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No One Should Have a Copyright on Vance Being Booed': Video From Olympics Blocked on X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love the Streisand effect. I had no idea there was footage of this cabbage patch chimp getting booed at the Olympics until they blocked it 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox's AI Kill Switch Lands in Firefox Nightly, Slated for Firefox 148⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my sweet summer child

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox's AI Kill Switch Lands in Firefox Nightly, Slated for Firefox 148⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moz: We’re an AI first browser. There’s AI in everything now!

  Everyone: Boooo *uninstalls*

  Moz: We’re not an AI first browser. We’ve added these control features so you can reduce the AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our parental control software utilizes multiple programming languages.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you vibe coded a bunch of crap together and called it a parent platform.

  I don’t think this is the nest target audience for your shite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You do not have to pay for any optical, dental, or audiology equipment or treatment in France.

  You can choose to buy fancy frames or tints, but you don’t have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a US joke I’m too encumbered by lack of freedoms to understand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New research finds that ChatGPT systematically favours wealthier, Western regions in response to questions ranging from 'Where are people more beautiful?' to 'Which country is safer?'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s repeating content that it is trained on and will repeat the same biases present in training data.

  Unbiasing LLMs is a huge effort due to the source data being tainted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really respected Nadella for pushing developer experience and championing opening up the source of .Net. I was like “There’s a guy who knows his business and his audience”

  This, tho… Come on dude.