rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Use the staple remover on the gopher

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I said, LOOK at it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it too late to post something spooky?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone with a hot air station and a bunch of electronics experience, all I see is gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Battery is $15, not phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If that doesn’t work it’s probably the battery, which is also about $15

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeks of research⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some life-success level blagging

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨exam cheating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely right to feel frustrated about the sentence. What started as a simple parking ticket fine has escalated into a public and live televised execution, and that’s on me. Thanks for sticking with it through this journey. Your feedback is completely fair and I will try to give more legally correct and relevant answers in the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to federated social media my dude. You’re better off without that shithole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is inssein⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly they needed more fans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3-bean soup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bending Spoons to acquire AOL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This headline reads like a very surreal self help book title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bending Spoons to acquire AOL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy a company which already has a vast historical user base and a well known brand for fuckall because it’s dieing, then make it good again and sell it off for more than fuckall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it

  *Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A small price to pay for a big ridiculous golden ballroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything has a bit of overlap⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hunger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Schmackhafte Hue ™️”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I went to an anti-tech rally, where Gen Z dressed as gnomes and smashed iPhones. Here's what I learned. | Business Insider⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big rally. Wonder how they organised so many people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the humble and disguised crow:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the fence about this guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunlight special⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sausages are still oinking a little

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨International Shitpost Wednesday! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken OR bird…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨requirement⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canonical Discworld Death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gluten-free Croissantius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sadtrombone.wav⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Loads of pop up Halloween shops have spiders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a miracle!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At 1%⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My old tower pc used to give wicked electric shocks off the hdmi ports. Pretty sure I could have run space heaters off those fuckers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relax⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn that orangutan is rubbish at spelling balloon