What can you tell from this photo alone?
Submitted 1 day ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
JonHammCock@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kayday@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is that the Millennium Falcon?
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Oh feck yeah I see it too…
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Cockpit is on the wrong side, but I’m not sure I’d be able to tell after a bottle of Jeager either.
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who’s the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.
not_me@piefed.social 1 day ago
We dont need your consent, its a free country and visible to anybody
Asweet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track
zeppo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not too cold there
watson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not with all that Jägermeister
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They probably sit out there in shorts.
pilferjinx@piefed.social 1 day ago
Sadness.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Can’t even see the tiny bat signal from most angles, so he thinks nobody needs him
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 day ago
- they like jagermeister above all else
- Their apartment is likely messy, (they’re hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
- They play music
- Their last play session didn’t go very good, as the guitar is broken.
King@blackneon.net 1 day ago
That was so deep
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They also had to pee too badly to make it inside.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
They don’t have a local recycling programme.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 22 hours ago
I like the lil batman puppet.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Who do you think drank all of that. Seems to be the only one on the deck from what I can see.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 23 hours ago
That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
Liver failure.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Liver success! I’m so proud.
happydoors@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Don’t judge my piss corner.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 day ago
Drunken uke practice pad, skyrise balcony edition
WereCat@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 day ago
You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 day ago
OK, I’ll add it to my backlog, but only because it predates the song do there’s no risk of hearing it again.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Neighbor hates them
deacon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.
Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.
Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.
rbos@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Batman figurine.
wischi@programming.dev 1 day ago
That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Covid lock down.
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
That musicians get paid in some good alcohol
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
:(
fum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Batman shrinks when he drinks
ooterness@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Maybe it’s like Toy Story. Batman figure just found out he’s a toy, drank a bunch of Jäger, and then reverted to the dormant state because someone was looking.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Died of alcoholism
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔
Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
If he was alive he’d be in the photo drinking
halvar@lemy.lol 1 day ago
That chair wasn’t originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
I’m very sorry for the neighbours.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 22 hours ago
Are those bottles of jaeger in a circle?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Nah bro, that’s like a 40-hedron
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
Lol.
Madison420@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Yes.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
Damn didn’t know they made 3 liter bottles of jager.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Divorced man, mid-forties, job pays well but not great, tried to get into old interests to stave off depression but collecting action figures didn’t do it and he couldn’t remember how to play the ukulele, which is like the one thing that made him interesting in high school. So, he turned to those early college years when he and his friends, whom he hasn’t talked to in ages, would stay up all night smashing Jägermeister and having heady though naive conversations about the world and how things ought to be. Night after night he sat on his balcony, looking at a world that would be better if only it listened to him, ignoring his broken instrument, smashed in frustration, and occasionally espousing his philosophy 101 understanding of nihilism to his last remaining friend, the Batman, until one late night, after finishing a nice piss, the pain became too great and, in a drunken stupor, he slowly allowed himself to fall over the balcony into the sweet release of death. He left behind only unanswered emails and texts from his worried adult children. A pitiful end to a pitiful life so completely devoid of significance that the character doesn’t even warrant a name.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 26 minutes ago
Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Jesus Christ
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
New copy-pasta arrives.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I would be honored.
laranis@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, “Probably for the best…”
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero’s piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was “What a beautiful day for rain”
modus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You ok, bro?
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yep. Thanks for checking.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Lol, none of us are.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice
Naz@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
“You seem to be following me”
raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 22 hours ago
Username doesn’t match…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That was dope. Thank you for sharing that!
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I knew this guy :/
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
if only someone stopped him from falling over…