Mediocre_Bard

@Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else hate knowing stuff and looking "smart"?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. Just pair with an open contempt for ignorance and people will fall in line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hundreds of smartphone apps are monitoring users through their microphones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep my phone in a chip bag and only pull it out to LARP the preparation for the assassination Franz Ferdinand in general terms without naming actual places or names.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To whom it may concern⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This … feels like you are telling me to go for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like everyone is so good looking and beautiful nowadays?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Marketing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To whom it may concern⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We can do that?

  Do I just take it to the post office?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m doing pretty good then. Where I live has been so historically abundant in resources that people were able to just sort of vibe.

  I would also establish a calendar, convey it to the locals, and warn them of what is to come along with a timeline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Every other choice is wrong.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Admin Will Garnish Struggling Borrowers' Wages as Student Loan Payments Resume⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Incoming spike in suicide rates in 3 … 2 … 1 …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should naming your children stupid names be illegal?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the point in getting married?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As one who eloped and had a reception party, this this is the way. We just celebrated 18 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE POTATO SALAD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a real person or a doll?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State tells employees to report on one another for ‘anti-Christian bias’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, can we get the link to that report? I know some folks in the executive branch that are acting against Christian interests and should be removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  100% I use that bitch in parking lots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put everything on silent and non-vibrate. Disable any sort of blinky or flashy light that seeks your attention. Abandon civilization brother. Be free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude likes fucking kids and this kid likes getting fucked. Your dad’s a creep and you should cut him out. What happens if you ever have children of your own? Playdates with grandpa and his latest 16-year-old whatever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re not brown, then you’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If everyone keeps practicing, pretty good I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China Just Turned Off U.S. Supplies Of Minerals Critical For Defense & Cleantech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shocking. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should visitors to a country (tourist / visa-holders / people staying temporarily) have the right to criticize the government? When should an immigrant have the right to criticize the government?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that you should follow local norms. If you’re in the US, go for it. If you’re in Saudi Arabia, maybe keep that shit in your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which actor did not have a single bad film?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole bee thing felt forced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gross either way, but do friends actually talk like this or would this be from people who are dating or something?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL

  (I have a dick and balls btw)

  What is happening in here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In general, switch the question to, “What’s new in the world?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but those things burned out if you got them too wet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare to talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids its won't be funny.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL, fucking try to get a stationary AI to run a classroom. Hey AI Teacher, three kids just left to meet up for a fuck and fight club in the bathroom. Fix it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do they decide where to put bus stops?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A fellow Lemming of science, I see. Respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do they decide where to put bus stops?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably put them where the people are standing around in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is the cheapest way to manage my body after death ...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t? It won’t be financially great for whoever has to deal with it, but it will cost you $0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you get your job?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I did a phone interview at 11 am and told them I needed a determination by 3 pm. They hired me at 1 pm. I don’t know why I did that, and I don’t know why it worked, but here I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a pattern that most of Zendaya's haters are right-wing or is it just a coincidence?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how racism, sexism, and politics align.