Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!
FACTS
Submitted 2 weeks ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Let’s be real, he’d be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.
nailingjello@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
That little piss stain is certifiably insane
Piatro@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I’m only really aware of him as former (?) leader of private discords who have to pay to talk to him so this article made that idea even more ridiculous and funny than it already was!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.
Basically it’s a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.
TL:DR can’t have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Thank you for logic. I be gay for bitches, so that lemmy approves of me too.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m fairly sure that this next economic crisis we are in, makes getting a girlfriend, or even just a friend, borderline impossible. Not only do you have to fear and distrust everyone, you also have no time, energy, or money to actually interact with anyone.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A real man shouldn’t tie himself to a single woman. A real man should be fucking everything he can get his hands on.
There ya go!
cmoney@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But he previously said “Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it ‘feels good’ is gay”… So that doesn’t seem to match with him saying you’re supposed to have sex with many women for fun… What the hell is he saying!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pickle slicer.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Andrew Tate coerced multiple women into camming for him in a set up where he’d keep all of the money. He’s also a rapist.
The idea of respecting a woman as a human being whose consent matters is about as alien to him as the idea that a blender or oven’s consent matters. He’s a rapist and human trafficker, but because we live in hell world, rapists and human traffickers are considered the pinnacle of human achievement by a rather significantly sized crowd.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No idea, maybe he thinks you fuck a rando and ask them to marry you that night, or maybe you are just supposed to fuck around permanently and shouldn’t ever be with a woman for more than sex… That’s my best guesses…
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Feels is it gay to be straight?
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That’s kinda gay bro.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If being attracted to women as a guy make me gay, then I guess im gay lol
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clicked expecting Steve Hughes. Got Steven Hughes. Am happy.
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of my favorite standup sets of all time
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Double gay actually
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nice, Bloodhound Gang!
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Is not what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what I’m my genes
starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gays men.
Or exactly as much as you’d expect.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve always said he’s the most closeted gay man on the planet. I’ve never seen a man as insecure as he is about his masculinity.
Not that I think that gay men are less masculine.
bufalo1973@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Plot twist, they’re looking/pointing at a mirror
skozzii@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I liked it better when he was in prison for sex trafficking.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Whatever happened to that?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Trump and bis Christian Values
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s all about the transitive property, if you have a sex with a girl, you are having sex with all the guys she had sex with, that’s pretty gay.
On the other hand having sex with chad who slept with plenty of women, by the transitive property you are having sex with all those women. That straight as fuck.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If the first dude slept with women who slept with men, that makes makes him gay.
But then the other dude sleeps with him, making him second-hand gay?
Just like with passive smoking.voldage@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Funnily enough both can get you stoned if you hang around the wrong crowd.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Obviously, assuming both the woman and the chad slept with 10 people before, the first guy is 10 gay. The second guy is (1-10)=-9 gay, which is pretty straight.
The math doesn’t lie, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“Keep sucking straight boy…”;is what is heard on grindr daily.
lefixxx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
phew i was sucking dicks left and right and i was worried i was gay. But since i dont have a gf…
nomy@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sounds like you spend a lot of time hanging out with men. Nothing straighter than some men spending quality time together.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
FELLAS, Is it GAY to have a girlfriend? You’re literally dating someone who likes MEN!
FELLAS, is it GAY to breath? You’re literally breathing in shit that’s been inside other men.
FELLAS, is it GAY to fucking EXIST? A PART OF YOU CAME OUT A MAN’S BALLS!
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO WRITE THE WORD ‘MEN?’ YOU’RE LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT MEN!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO ASK FELLAS IF SOMETHING IS GAY? YOU’RE LITERALLY ASKING FELLAS IF THEY’RE POTENTIALLY GAY!
axx@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
The panic felt by some sad men at the idea of failing some shittily defined masculinity test and the ways enterprising grifters cultivate and exploit that for influence and gain. Yay.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
When you point out the ridiculosity of it, it loses its power.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 weeks ago
Let me make this loud and clear. If you’re a gay man with a boyfriend in 2025, you’re straight.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Too much pussy makes you gay. That’s just common knowledge.
/s
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
So plenty of people have pointed out this tweet is satire, but similar sentiment has been shared by Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes, and other “manosphere”/alt-right grifters.
I just want to put out clearly what these men mean, and what the dog-whistle here is: They are not saying a man with a penis fucking a woman’s pussy is gay. They are saying that a man following all the acts of affection and consideration to the physical and emotional wants and needs of your partner is effeminate, inferior, non-masculine, and therefore “gay”. This is what incels argue when they complain about “modern women” and divorce and “gold diggers”. Being anything less than an egotist, entitle, aggressive prick is “gay”, and they know as well as their critics that few women would take a relationship like that.
The Turning Point USA/Heritage Foundation evangelical-type want women as second-class citizens. The manosphere/incel type want women as property – sold from father to husband property. (Well, that’s the vision they sell. The grifters want men single and alone; shut-in and consuming their content.)
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The way the alt right has been working for the past ten years has been saying something absolutely outrageous, and then claiming it’s a joke/satire afterwords. It’s a way of introducing those ideas into the mainstream while maintaining plausible deniability. They started by “joking” that we should repeal the 19th amendment, but the goal is to shift the Overton window. Any “satire” is a fig leaf.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“What else can I say? Everyone is gay!”
Kraiden@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Sitting all alone touching your own dick is gay.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
These people somehow take themselves seriously
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
this is like that 4chan greentext about how you can’t watch porn if you’re a fragile straight because straight porn is gay since it has a naked guy and lesbian porn is gay because it’s actually gay
These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them. I’m sure Tate and similar “influencers” know tons of incel/mra/nofap/redpill/mde/etc types that buy into this shit soften their views considerably (and stop buying and watching shit) when they finally get a partner
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
No matter what this dude and people like him will never be happy.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh god, I married a woman! How gay am I!?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s 2026 soon though
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Andrew Tate is a very capable scammer. He says dumb shit like this such that he’ll be shared, then he’ll bring you into the sales funnel by first of all saying something that sounds very reasonable but aligns with his views in the background. This is just to get you listening and then slowly but surely he’s going to radicalise you into the online manosphere.
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t this clown in prison?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero
flandish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.
CheesyFingers@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Okay, that’s fine. What’s wrong with being gay?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.JaymesRS@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and a several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you’re are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Checkmate conservatives I have two boyfriends
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Grindr=not gay. Girlfriend =gay my gay friends are going to be really upset when they find out they aren’t gay
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
agreed
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I appreciate your support, daggermoon
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FACTS
Akanes@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
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jdredbeard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The proof
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s exactly why Republicans like him.
PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know there’s no god. Because it doesn’t melt his dick off.
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Ah! Thank you for the context. I was lost for a second there. Also, agreed!
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay. Idea. Repurpose Epstein island as a pedo and sex offender prison.
What’s the consensus ?